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  1. 1. Which Song Did You Like The Most?

    • Pandemonium - The Hollow Grounds
    • Korpiklaani - Korpiklaani
    • Rage Against The Machine - Renegades Of Funk


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OK so one day im listening to the radio and i hear these idiots reviewing some songs, I think that they are totally wrong so of course in my mind im like WOW these people are idiots, If only i can review songs so now thats what this is for, So i can give reviews on songs and be totally real about it, 100 percent. So each week i want you the public to nominate three songs (First Three Posters With Their Songs Will Be Nominated) and then i will review all three, Whichever i like the most will be my top song for the week, I will also have the voters decide on what their favorite song is from the choices and which ever song wins will become the publics song of the week.

OK so one day im listening to the radio and i hear these idiots reviewing some songs, I think that they are totally wrong so of course in my mind im like WOW these people are idiots, If only i can review songs

 

So everyone are you ready for the most epicest song reviews ever? Well get ready cause im here and im about to review this myself.

 

[spoiler=RULES for song reviewing] 1. Any Song Is Allowed To Be Nominated

2. No bashing on anyone else's song choice.

3. If your song doesn't get picked dont worry and try again next week,

4. If your song does get picked for the winner of My Song of the week you get a rep :D

5. If your song get picked for the Publics song of the week you get a rep + you will get to be the co-owner for the week.

6. Havefun

 

 

[spoiler=WINNER/SECOND AND THIRD PLACE SONGS]1. Death Metal with

2. Eury with

3. Galesonic with

 

 

[spoiler=Song Reviews]Song 1 Review: I really liked the song, It was its own specialness to it that really caught my attention, It had this emotion to it that i loved so much and the lyrics, Yes they are dark and scary but to me they had a meaning to them. The band Pandemonium is someone who i never had heard of but their music brings me to literal tears on how much i understood it. My most favorite lyric was 'Lightning strikes hard, your time has come. Bury your lies, better not to be found no more' . These lyrics are something that anyone could relate to but they just need to find it. If you want something that will make's you think 'Hey, I can relate to this' Then hurry up and listen to Pandemonium's The Hollow Ground.

 

Song 2 Review: Well this song i really liked it, But i didn't really get the emotion out of me as the other two songs did. I really did enjoy the song alot and i was imagining back in time, To the Viking Age's. All these images were popping into my brain while the song was playing and it really caught my attention on that note. This song was very nice but it just didn't get high enough in my head to be ahead of the other two songs, I still very much loved it. If you like back in time rock songs then Korpiklaani's self titled song will definately get you into the same mood i was in.

 

Song 3 Review: OK my 2nd favorite song in the bunch and if you haven't caught on this is the song i put on my ipod. I really loved it and it got my attention fast. Its something that takes you back through time and makes you wanna just jump up and go do something, This is the song that you would want to hear when you wake up in the morning. I loved the lyrics of the song very much, No lyric was dull and every moment kept my attention. The only reason that this song did not get into the top spot was because that i felt i could relate more to The Hollow Ground then this song. But if you do love the sounds of rock and roll listen to Rage Against The Machine's Renegades Of Funk

 

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Review this.

 

 

[spoiler=Lyrics]Kill me now

Pain grows inside

Carnal damnation arise

Devotion untunes my mind

 

As I step towards the light of deception

My heartbeat finds its pace

To be held high and burned again

 

The beguiling song of Babylon

Calms my mind to a state of enthrallation

Gods to the sky, grown men will cry

No more will we suffer from this threat of indignation

 

The deepest thoughts, for the strongest minds

My hollowed soul, marked with the sign of lies

Salvation's the key, to a mutual waste of time

Lionize them all, they'll bring some sunshine in to sacrifice us all

 

The names have been written on the wall, to stand there forever

Fabrication has deceived us all

 

The beguiling song of Babylon

Calms my mind to a state of enthrallation

Gods to the sky, grown men will cry

No more will we suffer from this threat of indignation

 

But still we're standing,

Reaching out helpless, trying to embrace the sky

Rejection of time

Just a quicker path on the big road to die

 

Dissection of the fate draped red in blood

The darkness will speak the truth again

Finding out that there's nothing left inside

Waiting, 'cause the promises were made

 

Lightning strikes hard, your time has come

Bury your lies, better not to be found no more

Mysteries lie now ten feet below ground

Let this be your place where you die

 

Your misinterpretations die with you

A whole population wiped out

No end to the bloodstreams that will flow

From your faith, from your hearts, from your misrepresented minds

 

Hollow grounds!

 

 

 

 

Lyrics provided so that you can't argue about not being able to understand what they are saying. ;D

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[spoiler=Lyrics]

Kanervalan kasvatiksi,

Tapiolan tarpojaksi

Olen syntynt' sotijalo,

Varttunt' vaeltaja vahva.

 

Soitten, korpein halki tarvon,

Aarnikankain aarteit' etsin,

Ikihenki syömmehessäin,

Vuorten voima rantehessain.

 

Salon, korven klaanin,

Kourat kontioisen

Salon, korven klaanin

Vuorten voima ranteissain"

Salon Korpiklaani

Salon Korpiklaani

 

Miul'on kourat kontioisen,

Tarkka tieto ilvekseltä,

Soitto saapunt' sarwekkaalta,

Juoksu suen jäntereistä.

 

Laatiaksen laajan laulun,

Sovittaiksen suuren soiton,

Eläimille, immeisille,

Kairamaitten lapsosille.

 

[English translation:]

 

Brought up by Kanervala,

To travel through Tapiola,

Born a noble warrior

Grown a strong wanderer.

 

Travelin' through the wilds, woods,

Treasures of the virgin forest.

Spirit of all time in my heart,

Strength of the mountains

In my hands.

 

Clan of the forest,

Clan of the wilderness,

Hands of a bear.

Clan of the forest,

Clan of the wilderness,

Strength of the mountains.

Clan of the wilderness

Clan of the wilderness

 

Hands of a bear,

Wisdom of a lynx,

Music from the horned one,

Speed from the wolves' legs.

I have.

 

 

 

If this isn't reviewed someone shall die, because it's catchy as hell and everyone should love it. :3

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[spoiler=Lyrics]

MARIK:

Bakura, I know how we’re going to defeat the Pharaoh once and for all.

 

YAMI BAKURA:

Let me guess, we’re going to challenge him to a Children’s Card Game?

 

MARIK:

No! We are going to steal from him the source of his power, and then we will use it against him!

 

YAMI BAKURA:

His millenium puzzle?

 

MARIK:

Foolish, fool! The puzzle is not the source of his power. His power comes from his leather pants!

 

YAMI BAKURA:

Seriously?

 

MARIK:

Yes! Come Bakura, let us attain his leather pants!

 

YAMI BAKURA:

I guess I had nothing better to do today.

 

MARIK:

Oh-oo-wo-oh-wo-oh-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho

Let’s take his leather pants!

Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh

Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh

Let’s take his leather pants!

 

 

Ha ha

Ha ha ha

Mwuha

Ha ha ha

Da la

La la la

We want his leather pants!

 

 

GaGa

Rah rah rah

Na na

Fla fla fla

La la

Cha cha cha

Take off his leather pants!

 

 

I’m getting ready

My legs have been waxed

Cause when we get them

I am wearing your slacks

Right on my tush

Tush tush tush

Right on my tush

(Tush tush tush)

(Right on my tush)

 

 

Hey!

 

 

We want your trousers

Your breeches, your chaps

No, you can’t get these pants from shopping at Gap

Their service sucks

Sucks sucks sucks

It really sucks!

(Sucks sucks sucks)

(It really sucks)

 

YAMI BAKURA:

You know that we want them

And you know that we need them

We want the pants!

Your leather pants!

 

MARIK:

Me and Bakura

We will have our revenge

Him and me will take your leather pants!

Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh

Me and Bakura

We will have our revenge

Him and me will take your leather pants!

 

 

 

Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh

Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh

Let’s take his leather pants!

Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh

Give us the effing pants!

 

 

Blah blah

Blah blah blah

Da da

Pa pa pa

Ya ya

Mama mia!

We want those leather pants!

 

 

We don’t want vinyl

Or chinos, or briefs

I am a criminal

And he is a thief

Cause we’re both hot

Hot hot hot

We are quite sexy

 

YAMI BAKURA:

Marik, that doesn’t rhyme!

 

MARIK:

Shut up! I am Lady GaGa!

 

MARIK:

I have watched Psycho

And I liked Vertigo

The Birds was ok

Ooo! I loved Rear Window

By Alfred Hitchock

Cock Cock Cock

We love Hitchcock

(Cock cock cock)

We love Hitchcock

 

HITCHCOCK:

Good evening!

 

YAMI BAKURA:

You know that we want them

And you know that we need them

We want the pants!

Your leather pants!

 

MARIK:

Me and Bakura

We will have our revenge

Him and me will take your leather pants

Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh

Me and Bakura

We will have our revenge

Him and me will take your leather pants

 

 

 

Oh-oh-Whoa-ah-ho

Ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho

We want those leather pants!

No-woah-woah-woah-woah-woah-woah

Let’s steal his leather pants!

 

 

Tah tah

Mah mah mah

Bah bah

Wah wah wah

Zah zah

Vah vah vah

Take off his leather pants!

 

 

Gah gah

Rah rah rah

Na Na

Flah Flah Flah

La la

Cha cha cha

I like these silly noises

 

MARIK: YAMI BAKURA:

Wear, wear leather baby, work it

Move your tush, it‘s sexy

Wear, wear leather baby, work it

Move your tush, it's sexy

Wear wear leather, baby work it

Move your tush, it's sexy

Wear wear leather, baby work it

 

MARIK:

I’m an evil jabroni, baby!

 

 

We want your pants

And we want our revenge

We want your pants

And we’re really just friends

 

 

Je voudrais son

pantalon cuir

son pantalon

Why am I speaking French?

Why am I speaking French?!

I don’t want to be French!!

We want your leather pants!

Take off your friggin’ pants!

 

 

Me and Bakura

We will have our revenge

Him and me will take your leather pants

Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh

Me and Bakura

We will have our revenge

Him and me will take your leather pants

 

 

 

Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh

Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh

We want the freaking pants!

Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh

Let’s get his leather pants!

Let's take his leather pants

 

 

Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh

Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh

Take off those friggin pants!

Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh

Remove his effing pants!

Let’s take his leather pants

 

 

Ha ha

Ha ha ha ha

Mwuha

Ha ha ha

Ga ha

Ha ha ha

We got the leather pants!

 

 

At last the source of the Pharaoh’s power, his leather pants! They belong to me!

 

YAMI BAKURA:

You mean us?

 

MARIK:

Don’t be difficult, Fluffy. Only one of us can wear the pants.

 

YAMI BAKURA:

Ok, Marik. Though I have to say, I had no idea you were this keen to get into the Pharaoh’s pants.

 

MARIK:

You know what? On second thought, you put them on.

 

YAMI YUGI:

What in the name of Ra is going on? Why did you remove my trousers?

 

MARIK:

It’s over, Pharaoh! Now we are the ones wearing the pants on this show!

 

YAMI BAKURA:

Yes, behold! Now the true source of your power is clamped tightly around my buttocks.

 

YAMI YUGI:

What? Don’t be absurd. My leather pants are not the source of my power.

 

MARIK:

Wait, what? They’re not? But it was so friggin' obvious!

 

YAMI YUGI:

No, no, no. I’m afraid my power comes from my leather shoes!

 

MARIK:

No! This cannot be! There aren’t even any Lady GaGa songs that rhymes with shoes! Curse you, Pharaoh!

 

YAMI BAKURA:

I really do like the pants.

 

MARIK:

Yes, they do look good on you.

 

YAMI YUGI:

Can I have those back now?

 

YAMI BAKURA:

No.

 

YAMI YUGI:

Can’t beat my

Can’t beat my

No you can’t beat my leather shoes

I have got some leather shoes

 

 

Can’t beat my

Can’t beat my

No you can’t beat my leather shoes

I have got some leather shoes

 

 

Le-le-le-leather shoes

Le-le-leather shoes

I've got some shoes

 

 

Le-le-le-leather shoes

Le-le-leather shoes

I've got some shoes

 

 

 

Oh, and could you please remove the Bieber avatar? It's so freaking creepy and ugly. *ducks shoes thrown by Bieber fangirls*

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OK so what i didnt post in the music section, I know that it doesn't get so much views every day so i decided general, Where everyone goes at least once a day.

 

P.S. the nominations are up and the poll will be up in a few moments so get ready to vote, I will be reviewing the songs right now so everyone get ready to vote and may the best song win.

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off topic: i got the most lulzy present for my friends b-day yesterday. the song he hates most is owl city fireflies. but when it starts he cant stop listening to it until its over. so i got him a mix cd labeled with his fave songs. but all the songs on the cd were actually fireflies, except the last one which was a song from my very old bob the builder cd.

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