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Food.

 

Food is food no matter what.

 

We're food, face it.

 

If we were all stuck on a rock in the middle of the ocean, we'd start eating each other.

 

But we all know that I'd eat Arm, Kenta, Crab Helmet, Chaos Pudding, Icy, and Pikaperson last.

 

Why?

 

Because I always save the best tasting ones for last.....

 

Now, discuss tasty foods that seem foreign. Or just talk about foods that are just damn tasty.

 

[spoiler= Banh Bao]

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It's a pasty made with rice flour. It's stuffed with eggs, vanilla, beef, pork, and Chinese sausage.

 

It's tasty and proven to make you want more.

 

 

 

[spoiler= Pho]

Correct pronouncement: Fhu

It's funny watching people say it incorrectly.

Remember, if you say it incorrect, all the Viets around you will laugh at you, and the small ones will tell their cousins that the funny man or woman said it incorrectly, and then start saying sheet around you.

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A funking tasty noodle dish made with beef broth, 7 different spices, rice noodle, beef, hot sauce, sweet sauce, beef, meatballs made out of beef, and pork. You can add Shrimp, chicken, lime, thai mint, onions, and bean sprouts. It is scientifically proven to help you feel better when you have a hangover.

 

It's sometimes is called a meal in one bowl or as I love to say it.

 

funk.

 

Yes, it's also called funk. Some stores that cook these are even called "What the Pho" or "What the funk" .

 

 

 

 

[spoiler= Spring Roll]

 

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Sometimes called by my friends as "The Vietnamese burrito" or "a unfryed Eggroll".

 

It's made from a rice wrapping thingy, shrimp, thai mints, noodles, lettuce, pork, and served with a sweet and spicy sauce or a dark sweet sauce mixed with peanut butter.

 

 

 

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1. Italian Pizza

 

2. Chicken Burgers

 

3. Rice.

 

Sadly my diet consists mainly of the third favourite. The reason being is I try to maintain my health.

 

Guessing your ether azn' date=' or latino.

 

If your azn.....

 

*prepares for high five*

[/quote']

Native American bish. ;D

 

Do I get a high five anyway's? <3

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But we all know that I'd eat Arm, Kenta, Crab Helmet, Chaos Pudding, Icy, and Pikaperson last.

 

Wouldn't Icy be to cold for you?

 

The only foreign food I've had is

 

Japaneses food from a Japanese restaurant.

Chinese Food from a restaurant.

 

That's it.

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But we all know that I'd eat Arm' date=' Kenta, Crab Helmet, Chaos Pudding, Icy, and Pikaperson last.[/i']

 

Wouldn't Icy be to cold for you?

 

The only foreign food I've had is

 

Japaneses food from a Japanese restaurant.

Chinese Food from a restaurant.

 

That's it.

He said if he were to be stranded on an Island, I assume it would be hot.

 

AND YOU LOVEABLE RED NECK YOU, DON'T EVEN GO NEAR THE REAL CHINAMEN. <3

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1. Italian Pizza

 

2. Chicken Burgers

 

3. Rice.

 

Sadly my diet consists mainly of the third favourite. The reason being is I try to maintain my health.

 

Guessing your ether azn' date=' or latino.

 

If your azn.....

 

*prepares for high five*

[/quote']

Native American bish. ;D

 

Do I get a high five anyway's? <3

 

 

sheet, you guys are still alive?

 

O.O

 

*high fives*

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I work in a Thai restaurant' date=' so I am exposed to all sorts of authentic Thai cuisine - as a few other Asian dishes. =P

 

I've actually had everything that you listed in the initial post - and they are all very tasty. =3

 

I'll eat just about anything, really. Now FEED ME! >=O

[/quote']

 

*whips out Wang*

 

Are you sure?

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But we all know that I'd eat Arm' date=' Kenta, Crab Helmet, Chaos Pudding, Icy, and Pikaperson last.[/i']

 

Wouldn't Icy be to cold for you?

 

The only foreign food I've had is

 

Japaneses food from a Japanese restaurant.

Chinese Food from a restaurant.

 

That's it.

He said if he were to be stranded on an Island, I assume it would be hot.

 

AND YOU LOVEABLE RED NECK YOU, DON'T EVEN GO NEAR THE REAL CHINAMEN. <3

 

But Icy never melts. He's to cold. D=

 

Loveable? =3

Sure. Until I do Rated 17+ things to you and leaves you in a Gay Bar. ^^

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But we all know that I'd eat Arm' date=' Kenta, Crab Helmet, Chaos Pudding, Icy, and Pikaperson last.[/i']

 

Wouldn't Icy be to cold for you?

 

The only foreign food I've had is

 

Japaneses food from a Japanese restaurant.

Chinese Food from a restaurant.

 

That's it.

He said if he were to be stranded on an Island, I assume it would be hot.

 

AND YOU LOVEABLE RED NECK YOU, DON'T EVEN GO NEAR THE REAL CHINAMEN. <3

 

But Icy never melts. He's to cold. D=

 

Loveable? =3

Sure. Until I do Rated 17+ things to you and leaves you in a Gay Bar. ^^

 

Which then I drug him, funk him with Wang.

 

Wang is my wang who also has a Wang who has a wang.

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But we all know that I'd eat Arm' date=' Kenta, Crab Helmet, Chaos Pudding, Icy, and Pikaperson last.[/i']

 

Wouldn't Icy be to cold for you?

 

The only foreign food I've had is

 

Japaneses food from a Japanese restaurant.

Chinese Food from a restaurant.

 

That's it.

He said if he were to be stranded on an Island, I assume it would be hot.

 

AND YOU LOVEABLE RED NECK YOU, DON'T EVEN GO NEAR THE REAL CHINAMEN. <3

 

But Icy never melts. He's to cold. D=

 

Loveable? =3

Sure. Until I do Rated 17+ things to you and leaves you in a Gay Bar. ^^

I don't mind. In fact, I like. <3

 

(HI-5's)

 

Yes, we're still alive... >:/

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I work in a Thai restaurant' date=' so I am exposed to all sorts of authentic Thai cuisine - as a few other Asian dishes. =P

 

I've actually had everything that you listed in the initial post - and they are all very tasty. =3

 

I'll eat just about anything, really. Now FEED ME! >=O

[/quote']

 

*whips out Wang*

 

Are you sure?

 

Note that I said JUST about anything.

 

And the ladies aren't real fans of cocktail weenies, if you know what I mean... ;)

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I work in a Thai restaurant' date=' so I am exposed to all sorts of authentic Thai cuisine - as a few other Asian dishes. =P

 

I've actually had everything that you listed in the initial post - and they are all very tasty. =3

 

I'll eat just about anything, really. Now FEED ME! >=O

[/quote']

 

*whips out Wang*

 

Are you sure?

 

Note that I said JUST about anything.

 

And the ladies aren't real fans of cocktail weenies, if you know what I mean... ;)

 

.......

 

I'm talking about Wang.

 

My Chinese servant.

 

I'm holding his family hostage and now he's my eternal slave.

 

His hot 10 year old body is constantly reaped by me.

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I work in a Thai restaurant' date=' so I am exposed to all sorts of authentic Thai cuisine - as a few other Asian dishes. =P

 

I've actually had everything that you listed in the initial post - and they are all very tasty. =3

 

I'll eat just about anything, really. Now FEED ME! >=O

[/quote']

 

*whips out Wang*

 

Are you sure?

 

Note that I said JUST about anything.

 

And the ladies aren't real fans of cocktail weenies, if you know what I mean... ;)

 

.......

 

I'm talking about Wang.

 

My Chinese servant.

 

I'm holding his family hostage and now he's my eternal slave.

 

His hot 10 year old body is constantly reaped by me.

 

Oh, THAT Wang.

 

No thanks. I heard that he tastes a bit too bitter.

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And the ladies aren't real fans of cocktail weenies' date=' if you know what I mean...[/i']

 

This is so true, we don't. Unless...

 

@VK: WTF OMG?! =O Pikachu? Nuuuuuu. Owai- Pikachu is Asian. NVM.

It's mine. <3

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And the ladies aren't real fans of cocktail weenies' date=' if you know what I mean...[/i']

 

This is so true, we don't. Unless...

 

@VK: WTF OMG?! =O Pikachu? Nuuuuuu. Owai- Pikachu is Asian. NVM.

It's mine. <3

 

What mine?

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And the ladies aren't real fans of cocktail weenies' date=' if you know what I mean...[/i']

 

This is so true, we don't. Unless...

 

@VK: WTF OMG?! =O Pikachu? Nuuuuuu. Owai- Pikachu is Asian. NVM.

It's mine. <3

 

What mine?

Unless...

It's mine.

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And the ladies aren't real fans of cocktail weenies' date=' if you know what I mean...[/i']

 

This is so true, we don't. Unless...

 

@VK: WTF OMG?! =O Pikachu? Nuuuuuu. Owai- Pikachu is Asian. NVM.

It's mine. <3

 

What mine?

Unless...

It's mine.

 

Nope wrong again

Unless the guy is dead sexy. Then it doesn't matter.

But I know from experience that Sexy guys don't have...

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And the ladies aren't real fans of cocktail weenies' date=' if you know what I mean...[/i']

 

This is so true, we don't. Unless...

 

@VK: WTF OMG?! =O Pikachu? Nuuuuuu. Owai- Pikachu is Asian. NVM.

It's mine. <3

 

What mine?

Unless...

It's mine.

 

Nope wrong again

Unless the guy is dead sexy. Then it doesn't matter.

But I know from experience that Sexy guys don't have...

I am dead sexy. And my penis and testicles are huge. <3

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And the ladies aren't real fans of small egos' date=' if you know what I mean...[/i']

 

This is so true, we don't. Unless...

 

@VK: WTF OMG?! =O Pikachu? Nuuuuuu. Owai- Pikachu is Asian. NVM.

It's mine. <3

 

What mine?

Unless...

It's mine.

 

Nope wrong again

Unless the guy is dead sexy. Then it doesn't matter.

But I know from experience that Sexy guys don't have...

I am dead sexy. And my penis and testicles are huge. <3

 

I was talking about an ego. :P

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And the ladies aren't real fans of small egos' date=' if you know what I mean...[/i']

 

This is so true, we don't. Unless...

 

@VK: WTF OMG?! =O Pikachu? Nuuuuuu. Owai- Pikachu is Asian. NVM.

It's mine. <3

 

What mine?

Unless...

It's mine.

 

Nope wrong again

Unless the guy is dead sexy. Then it doesn't matter.

But I know from experience that Sexy guys don't have...

I am dead sexy. And my penis and testicles are huge. <3

 

I was talking about an ego. :P

Huge ego too.

 

You telling me you wouldn't tap this?

 

[spoiler=<3]

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And the ladies aren't real fans of small egos' date=' if you know what I mean...[/i']

 

This is so true, we don't. Unless...

 

@VK: WTF OMG?! =O Pikachu? Nuuuuuu. Owai- Pikachu is Asian. NVM.

It's mine. <3

 

What mine?

Unless...

It's mine.

 

Nope wrong again

Unless the guy is dead sexy. Then it doesn't matter.

But I know from experience that Sexy guys don't have...

I am dead sexy. And my penis and testicles are huge. <3

 

I was talking about an ego. :P

Huge ego too.

 

You telling me you wouldn't tap this?

 

[spoiler=<3]

Nathan.jpg

 

 

 

Nice.

Can't say that I wouldn't but lucky enough there are alot of other guys to. =D

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And the ladies aren't real fans of small egos' date=' if you know what I mean...[/i']

 

This is so true, we don't. Unless...

 

@VK: WTF OMG?! =O Pikachu? Nuuuuuu. Owai- Pikachu is Asian. NVM.

It's mine. <3

 

What mine?

Unless...

It's mine.

 

Nope wrong again

Unless the guy is dead sexy. Then it doesn't matter.

But I know from experience that Sexy guys don't have...

I am dead sexy. And my penis and testicles are huge. <3

 

I was talking about an ego. :P

Huge ego too.

 

You telling me you wouldn't tap this?

 

[spoiler=<3]

Nathan.jpg

 

 

 

I prefer something liek this

 

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