The Amazing Avian Posted July 17, 2010 Report Share Posted July 17, 2010 The boogieman checks under his bed for Chuck Norris, but Chuck Norris checks under his bed for Bruce Lee. We should seriously make Lee into a meme. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
六兆年と一夜物語 Posted July 17, 2010 Report Share Posted July 17, 2010 Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect 4 in 3 moves. Bruce Lee can do it in 2. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Amazing Avian Posted July 17, 2010 Report Share Posted July 17, 2010 Superman has Chuck Norris pajamas, Chuck Norris has Bruce Lee pajamas. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wuu. Posted July 17, 2010 Report Share Posted July 17, 2010 This is the reason why YCM is such a s***hole. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sorrow. Posted July 17, 2010 Report Share Posted July 17, 2010 Well if you don't like it GTFO The Dark is afraid of Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris is afraid of Bruce Lee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Percival Cox Posted July 17, 2010 Report Share Posted July 17, 2010 People have hundres of reasons to be afraid of Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris has thousands of reasons to be afraid of Bruce Lee. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Amazing Avian Posted July 17, 2010 Report Share Posted July 17, 2010 Chuck Norris can divide by zero, but Bruce Lee can divide by negative zero. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sorrow. Posted July 17, 2010 Report Share Posted July 17, 2010 Chuck Norris can kill two birds with one stone, Bruce Lee can break two stones with one bird. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
42.42.564 Posted July 18, 2010 Report Share Posted July 18, 2010 They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but there was a problem: It wouldn't take sheet from anybody. Bruce Lee once used a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but there was a problem: He didn't give a sheet to it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hobbes96 Posted July 18, 2010 Report Share Posted July 18, 2010 Chuck norris can slam a revolving door. Bruce lee can slam chuck norris Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
六兆年と一夜物語 Posted July 18, 2010 Report Share Posted July 18, 2010 Chuck Norris can run faster than the speed of light. Bruce Lee can run faster than Chuck Norris. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Felix Culpa Posted July 18, 2010 Report Share Posted July 18, 2010 Bruce Lee wins. And the argument isn't whether one is alive or the other, because they didn't have a fight to the death when Lee died, did they? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Orza Posted July 18, 2010 Report Share Posted July 18, 2010 ^ Ninja'd. Norris is godly...how did he get meme'd?By ridiculous comments such as that. Also, you're saying Chuck Norris has the upper hand because he's still alive... you're disgraceful, Bruce Lee was drugged and killed. Go away, like now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coaster Guy Posted July 20, 2010 Author Report Share Posted July 20, 2010 chuck norris can chop a rock one time into 3 pieces.bruce lee can chop 1 piece of a rock one time into 3 complete rocks.Bruce Lee wins. And the argument isn't whether one is alive or the other' date=' because they didn't have a fight to the death when Lee died, did they?[/quote'] I doubt it, chuck admitted he could not defeat bruce.But you see, bruce lee taught chuck to fight, I think so. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nexev Posted July 20, 2010 Report Share Posted July 20, 2010 ^ Ninja'd. Norris is godly...how did he get meme'd?By being so arrogant it became hillarious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cloister Posted July 20, 2010 Report Share Posted July 20, 2010 Lol, WTF!? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Amazing Avian Posted July 20, 2010 Report Share Posted July 20, 2010 Bruce Lee wins. And the argument isn't whether one is alive or the other' date=' because they didn't have a fight to the death when Lee died, did they?[/quote'] I doubt it, chuck admitted he could not defeat bruce.But you see, bruce lee taught chuck to fight, I think so. Bruce taught him Jeet Kun Do, but Norris has mastery over Brazilian jujitsu, Tang Soo Do, Tae-Kwon Do and several other styles, he is counted amongst the greatest martial artists in the world. Bruce is in the list too BTW. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kuri Posted July 20, 2010 Report Share Posted July 20, 2010 Bruce Lee vs Chuck Norris in math...Bruce Lee is asian...but wait this is Chuck Norris....Chuck Norris Scores 10,000% on his math while Bruce Lee gets 100%...*Bruce Lee Stunned* "THATS OVER 9000!!!" Chuck Norris wins.... Its hard to decide who wins as Bruce Lee is my idol in a way while Chuck Norris makes me laugh hard....hard decision Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Felix Culpa Posted July 20, 2010 Report Share Posted July 20, 2010 Bruce Lee wins. And the argument isn't whether one is alive or the other' date=' because they didn't have a fight to the death when Lee died, did they?[/quote'] I doubt it, chuck admitted he could not defeat bruce.But you see, bruce lee taught chuck to fight, I think so. Bruce taught him Jeet Kun Do, but Norris has mastery over Brazilian jujitsu, Tang Soo Do, Tae-Kwon Do and several other styles, he is counted amongst the greatest martial artists in the world. Bruce is in the list too BTW. Well, it's not really a debate at this point then, is it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coaster Guy Posted July 22, 2010 Author Report Share Posted July 22, 2010 Chuck Norris can cut a sword into 3 pieces with one hand chop.Bruce Lee can get hit in the hand by a sword, and the sword breaks into 3 pieces. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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