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Actually, It has nothing to do with your mom, nor me owning you. it has to do with me owning some other kid on Facebook. Enjoy.

 

Sterling = Creepy Kid. Anything written inbetween many "----'s" is a divider, and has nothing to do with what actually was said.

 

Russ = Friend of mine and Kevs

Eric = In the pic

Ilya = Random person

Random Girl = The girl who I insult Sterling about. I removed her name, as I have never spoken more than 3 sentences to this person in my life.

Kevin = Chaoserver

Eli = Myself

Italics: My commentary, not actually in text

 

In response to this pic: http://photos-b.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sctm/v170/192/121/509826686/n509826686_348025_8892.jpg

 

In the pic, in the foremost is Sterling (creep), behind him, the three major characters are Kevin (right) myself (middle) and Eric (left)

 

The comments are as follows (this is all of them)

 

Russ Wrote:

dude how creepy is sterling like whoa what a weirdo... not joking at all... but k-dawg = t3h h0tn3$$

 

I wrote:

Oh the days of long hair.

 

And I shall take this time to laugh at myself for making a face like that. xD

 

----------------------------- The Plot Thickens -----------------------

 

Sterling Wrote:

yo alex funk off you dont even know me

 

Eric Wrote:

shut up sterling siilver

 

I Wrote:

Yeah... about that, don't even come on to Alex like that. From what I've heard, you got dumped for good reason. Its not his fault that your creepy.

 

I will say no more. I don't wish to spit offensive truth any further.

 

Low blow, still hilarious

 

Sterling Wrote:

the reason that you heard must be a rumor because we decided to break up i did'nt get dumped

 

i am not trying to start anything but dont go bad mouthing people you don't know

 

I Wrote:

Then I did mishear. But none the less, I may judge and speak of whomever I wish regardless of what I know of them. Since I don't feel like being a douche bag anymore, I'll get off your case if you get over yourself and in the future, be less rude to people who make assumptions about you. (the specific case where I derive this judgment is what you said to Alex.)

 

That is all.

 

F*cking Owned

 

Kevin Wrote:

Ha ha ha.

 

Sterling Wrote:

haha well put

 

Note how he has not decided to say anything back

 

Eric Wrote:

 

yes, your new tag is brilliant

 

Tags label each person in the pic, one that labeled Sterling as "Creepy Child" appeared. Little does anyone short me and Kevin know (for sure) I made the label

 

Kevin Wrote:

Not mine. A certain clever child devised it. Anyways. Mad comments on this pictures while I was at work.

 

Ilya Wrote:

whos the freek?

 

Reference to Sterling.

 

Eric Wrote:

Random Girl's ex boyfriend

 

Kevin Wrote:

A type of silver.

 

Ilya Wrote:

silver, hahaha, no one cares about that

 

Kevin Wrote:

^topic

 

Eric Wrote:

and a very interesting topic at that

 

 

Random Girl Wrote:

 

hahaha

not trying to start more "drama" or anything

but yes i did break up with him..thats not a rumor

 

Owned For Real.

 

 

Kevin Wrote:

Owned much? Ha ha

 

Ilya Wrote:

ouch, need some ice for that burn?

 

I Wrote:

I need he will need something a bit more potent for that. xD

 

Hope you find it funny.

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Bloodrun, from your sig. It says, at the bottom, you may "Destroy one monster face up on the field"

 

Face up describes monster, put if before monster, this isn't spanish ;).

 

And thank you for the compliment. :)

 

Time to get ready for work. Later.

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Bloodrun' date=' from your sig. It says, at the bottom, you may "Destroy one monster face up on the field"

 

Face up describes monster, put if before monster, this isn't spanish ;).

 

And thank you for the compliment. :)

 

Time to get ready for work. Later.

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lol k

and yeah i know

my sig is faulty

when i get time

ill change

haha and to be honest and true

i was in spanish class when i wrote that :lol: ^_^

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GERMAN LANGUAGE CORRECTION ALERT!!!!

 

you said: meine Bett.

 

however, the word Bett, is a neuter noun, making the correct term: mein Bett.

 

also, the ending phrase is also incorrect. "eigen" isnt actually a verb. its an adjective. its used for things like "my own room" but not, "i own cards".

 

haha sorry just had to do that xD

 

 

yeah i saw the first few comments on the KBG's facebook i think.

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GERMAN LANGUAGE CORRECTION ALERT!!!!

 

you said: meine Bett.

 

however' date=' the word Bett, is a neuter noun, making the correct term: mein Bett.

 

also, the ending phrase is also incorrect. "eigen" isnt actually a verb. its an adjective. its used for things like "my own room" but not, "i own cards".

 

haha sorry just had to do that xD

 

 

yeah i saw the first few comments on the KBG's facebook i think.

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A kid on AIM said it to me. I am not surprised he is at fault.

 

And it continues, but nothing epic. If something epic comes up, then I will post it here. It will be a good laugh.

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