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assignments from skool, cause its like college they're a bit linient, so when it comes time to hand it in, i say sumfin like, "Oh, forgot it's done thought can i give it to you tomorrow?" in a serious voice of course, then the teacher forgets so i get a couple more days to do it then i hand it in.

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is it bad I thought of sex because of the title?

 

 

 

I was thinking the exact same thing. xD

 

But yeah' date=' I tell the truth. Unless like, I absolutely have to lie.

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I thought of sex too. Lol.

 

And like Eury I always tell the truth. Theres no reason to lie to my parents' date=' They understand it all. Lol.

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+4 dead puppies

 

"WHAT?! That was due TODAY? Man, maybe I ate too much 4chan...I think I need to lie down...can someone bring me some Sprite and 2 tablets of YCM? I know my doctor advised not to take more than 1/80th of a tablet a day, as it could cause extereme cases of lulz, and delusions of crabs wearing helmets, but the guy with 1 star and 7 posts said it was totally fine. I wonder how he made that slash through his name..."

Yea, I use that one a lot. Confuses the f*ck out of everyone.

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No, I actually sprained my neck in gym class first period and the nurse told me to lean my head to the left and message my neck if it starts hurting again.

 

1: I was taking a math test

2: I had history first period

3: The school nurse was on vacation that week

4: He bought it

5: I got a 96%

6: Smiled and laughed with glee!

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Sorrow. Newbie

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That depends.

 

If it's someone that i barely can call a friend' date=' i'm not excusing.

If it's family of mine, i, ... Well i'm not excusing.

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Lies and Retarded, I get killed under the pressure if I lie and I look afraid after I tell a lie because if I lie to my parents I'm f*cked. Sometimes, I'm afraid to tell the truth about bad Sh*T I did.

 

When I was at Hooters with my friend because we couldn't find a good place to eat, my mom and dad went to smoke before we ate, my brother went into the bathroom so did I leaving my friend which didn't realize we were gone. Then a Hooter girl started talking to him, he was nervous as hell. When I came back he looked like he was sweating. It was hilarious to see that.

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Sorrow. Newbie

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is it bad I thought of sex because of the title?

 

Also' date=' I tell the truth, not that hard :D

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Is it bad I thought of sex because you said hard?

 

OT: It was like that when I got here.

 

Is it bad I thought of sex because you said like that.

 

OT: Excuses, I try not to use them on my parents or else I'm fked.

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Wuu. Newbie

Wuu.

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That depends.

 

If it's someone that i barely can call a friend' date=' i'm not excusing.

If it's family of mine, i, ... Well i'm not excusing.

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Lies and Retarded, I get killed under the pressure if I lie and I look afraid after I tell a lie because if I lie to my parents I'm f*cked. Sometimes, I'm afraid to tell the truth about bad Sh*T I did.

 

When I was at Hooters with my friend because we couldn't find a good place to eat, my mom and dad went to smoke before we ate, my brother went into the bathroom so did I leaving my friend which didn't realize we were gone. Then a Hooter girl started talking to him, he was nervous as hell. When I came back he looked like he was sweating. It was hilarious to see that.

 

Not everyone succumbs under the pressure you idiot, because maybe i'm used to talking to girls and such? Seriously, how do you know i wouldn't be giving in to the pressure?

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I find if you make an excuse that's possible but not probible, they will buy it, (like somthing that everone knows can happen, but has a very slim chance of happening)

 

or if your parents arnt PC literate and they find you've been doing bad things on the PC, blame a virus, 99% of the time people will buy that.

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Sorrow. Newbie

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That depends.

 

If it's someone that i barely can call a friend' date=' i'm not excusing.

If it's family of mine, i, ... Well i'm not excusing.

[/quote']

 

Lies and Retarded, I get killed under the pressure if I lie and I look afraid after I tell a lie because if I lie to my parents I'm f*cked. Sometimes, I'm afraid to tell the truth about bad Sh*T I did.

 

When I was at Hooters with my friend because we couldn't find a good place to eat, my mom and dad went to smoke before we ate, my brother went into the bathroom so did I leaving my friend which didn't realize we were gone. Then a Hooter girl started talking to him, he was nervous as hell. When I came back he looked like he was sweating. It was hilarious to see that.

 

Not everyone succumbs under the pressure you idiot, because maybe i'm used to talking to girls and such? Seriously, how do you know i wouldn't be giving in to the pressure?

 

I said Parents and family.. Not even when you were a kid? I also talk to girls no sh*t..

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That depends.

 

If it's someone that i barely can call a friend' date=' i'm not excusing.

If it's family of mine, i, ... Well i'm not excusing.

[/quote']

 

Lies and Retarded, I get killed under the pressure if I lie and I look afraid after I tell a lie because if I lie to my parents I'm f*cked. Sometimes, I'm afraid to tell the truth about bad Sh*T I did.

 

When I was at Hooters with my friend because we couldn't find a good place to eat, my mom and dad went to smoke before we ate, my brother went into the bathroom so did I leaving my friend which didn't realize we were gone. Then a Hooter girl started talking to him, he was nervous as hell. When I came back he looked like he was sweating. It was hilarious to see that.

 

Not everyone succumbs under the pressure you idiot, because maybe i'm used to talking to girls and such? Seriously, how do you know i wouldn't be giving in to the pressure?

 

I said Parents and family.. Not even when you were a kid? I also talk to girls no sh*t..

No way josé.

I'm just used to lie (y)

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Sorrow. Newbie

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That depends.

 

If it's someone that i barely can call a friend' date=' i'm not excusing.

If it's family of mine, i, ... Well i'm not excusing.

[/quote']

 

Lies and Retarded, I get killed under the pressure if I lie and I look afraid after I tell a lie because if I lie to my parents I'm f*cked. Sometimes, I'm afraid to tell the truth about bad Sh*T I did.

 

When I was at Hooters with my friend because we couldn't find a good place to eat, my mom and dad went to smoke before we ate, my brother went into the bathroom so did I leaving my friend which didn't realize we were gone. Then a Hooter girl started talking to him, he was nervous as hell. When I came back he looked like he was sweating. It was hilarious to see that.

 

Not everyone succumbs under the pressure you idiot, because maybe i'm used to talking to girls and such? Seriously, how do you know i wouldn't be giving in to the pressure?

 

I said Parents and family.. Not even when you were a kid? I also talk to girls no sh*t..

No way josé.

I'm just used to lie (y)

 

Well your lucky you never got caught lieing to your parents.

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