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...fail prank' date=' you cant call someone like that, if your going to do a "You called me" prank call, you need to be a normal person, those guys were stupid

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I didn't call them; they called me. I was browsing the interwebs and I heard my phone ring. I was already on YouTube, so I just typed in "Never Gonna Give You Up" and put my phone to the speaker.

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...fail prank' date=' you cant call someone like that, if your going to do a "You called me" prank call, you need to be a normal person, those guys were stupid

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I didn't call them; they called me. I was browsing the interwebs and I heard my phone ring. I was already on YouTube, so I just typed in "Never Gonna Give You Up" and put my phone to the speaker.

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Thats what I was saying, they failed

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...fail prank' date=' you cant call someone like that, if your going to do a "You called me" prank call, you need to be a normal person, those guys were stupid

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I didn't call them; they called me. I was browsing the interwebs and I heard my phone ring. I was already on YouTube, so I just typed in "Never Gonna Give You Up" and put my phone to the speaker.

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Thats what I was saying, they failed

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Sorry; I misread it.

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once i prank called jims plumbing with my friend tim

operator:hello?

tim: hello

operator: this is jim's plumbing, for all your plumbing needs

tim: ok, i have a clog in my toilet

operator: any more details?

tim: ma'am there appears to be a cat stuck in mah toilet

operator: what

tim: MOMO GET OUT OF THE TOILET!!!

operator: is this a prank call?

tim hangs up

operator calls

operator:we have your number

tim hangs up again

they never did call the police so lol

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once i prank called jims plumbing with my friend tim

operator:hello?

tim: hello

operator: this is jim's plumbing' date=' for all your plumbing needs

tim: ok, i have a clog in my toilet

operator: any more details?

tim: ma'am there appears to be a cat stuck in mah toilet

operator: what

tim: MOMO GET OUT OF THE TOILET!!!

operator: is this a prank call?

tim hangs up

operator calls

operator:we have your number

tim hangs up again

they never did call the police so lol

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That one sucked, tbh.

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i call kfc.

kfc: hello how may i help you today

me: can i get 500 legs extra crispy.

kfc: .... what?

me: you have 30 minutes or its FREE!

kfc: ...... itll take about 2 hours.

me: OH HELLL NAH' date=' IM CALLIN CHURCHES

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I lold on this one, I should try that sometime.

this one made me hungry *-*

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heres a good one

never done it though

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You:HELLO THIS IS Burito bell' date=' we are reporting that were almost done with your order of 6052 bean burritos, that'll be $1million ok, K were sending them now *hang up*

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That is one overpriced burrito.

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HELLO THIS IS THE MONOTONOUS VOICE SOCIETY WE ARE HERE TO WELCOME YOU TO OUR EXCLUSIVE MONOTONE CLUB AND OFFER YOU A FREE MONOTONOUS STARTER PACK TO GET THE MONOTONY ROLLING ALSO WE NEED SOME VERIFICATION TO NOTE THAT THIS IS REALLY YOU THE MONOTONOUS PERSON THAT CALLED TO APPLY TO OUR MONOTONOUS-

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*hangs up*

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i call kfc.

kfc: hello how may i help you today

me: can i get 500 legs extra crispy.

kfc: .... what?

me: you have 30 minutes or its FREE!

kfc: ...... itll take about 2 hours.

me: OH HELLL NAH' date=' IM CALLIN CHURCHES

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If you weren't so demanding then I could've let you in on our secret stash.

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BUT NOOOOOOOO.

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i call kfc.

kfc: hello how may i help you today

me: can i get 500 legs extra crispy.

kfc: .... what?

me: you have 30 minutes or its FREE!

kfc: ...... itll take about 2 hours.

me: OH HELLL NAH' date=' IM CALLIN CHURCHES

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If you weren't so demanding then I could've let you in on our secret stash.

BUT NOOOOOOOO.\

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churches got my 501 pieces. so im going to them from now on

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i call kfc.

kfc: hello how may i help you today

me: can i get 500 legs extra crispy.

kfc: .... what?

me: you have 30 minutes or its FREE!

kfc: ...... itll take about 2 hours.

me: OH HELLL NAH' date=' IM CALLIN CHURCHES

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If you weren't so demanding then I could've let you in on our secret stash.

BUT NOOOOOOOO.\

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churches got my 501 pieces. so im going to them from now on

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Fine. We'll sell fried Mudkipz from now on.

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So I was calling Burger King

Me: Hellloooooooo

Receiver: May I help you?

Me: I'm waiting for my husband to come back from work. Is he still there?

Receiver: May I ask for your name mam?

Me: Mrs. King

Receiver: I'll go get him

*two minutes later*

Burger King: Hello

Me: I am the burger queen and I demand you come home this instant mr.

Burger King: But I dun wannnnaa *cries*

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Yes this was staged. i've got friends that work there

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