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We all know bets and things like that, right? For example, the KGB commercial. Tell stories of times when you made bets or other people made bets.

 

 

Here's one story I remember.

Me: did you hear? There's the going to be Star Wars Force unleashed 2

Bf's friend: That bullshi-.

Me: You wanna bet?

Bf's friend: If there is I'll eat my hat

Me: *goes and gets laptop*

Bf's friend: *raeg* *walks out of room then house*

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Friend:I bet 50 $ you can't do a backflip

Me:(Does a front flip a back handspring a no hand backflip and then a 360 twist back-flip)

Friend:Damn.....(Hands over money)

Me:$_$

 

I srsly doubt that. :l

 

Me: Dude, you know that Megan Fox ain't gonna be in TF3?

Friend: Dude, you do relise if you are telling the truth, TF will never be the same again?

Me: I bet you $32.

Friend: I rekon you are lying. Bet accepted.

Me: *Sighs then takes friend to nearest computer, and proves it.*

Friend: I now hate Trans formers. *hands over $32

 

Lol, good times.

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Friend:I bet 50 $ you can't do a backflip

Me:(Does a front flip a back handspring a no hand backflip and then a 360 twist back-flip)

Friend:Damn.....(Hands over money)

Me:$_$

 

I srsly doubt that. :l

Me: Dude' date=' you know that Megan Fox ain't gonna be in TF3?

Friend: Dude, you do relise if you are telling the truth, TF will never be the same again?

Me: I bet you $32.

Friend: I rekon you are lying. Bet accepted.

Me: *Sighs then takes friend to nearest computer, and proves it.*

Friend: I now hate Trans formers. *hands over $32

 

Lol, good times.

[/quote'] i srsly Lol'd nah man its good it really happend though :P

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I hate Megan Fox. She's such a slu-. Did you hear even the Camera crew hated her and talked behind her back. She must be some stuck-up bit**

Yes i agree with you there She ain't even Hot not a little

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Me: I bet you twelve internets that Mantine has more Special Defense than Blissey.

Friend: Yeah, okay. How come Mantine isn't OU for being an amazing special wall? You are lying, obviously.

Me: Mantine has 140 SpD; Blissey has 135 SpD. Smogon it, if you want.

Friend: What the fu-?

Me: Y'know, it takes more than SpD to be a special wall. THERE IS SOMETHING CALLED HP, Y'KNOW.

Friend: Here's your damn twelve internets.

 

It obviously didn't happen like that, but I felt smarticles. And like a damn nerd.

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I hate Megan Fox. She's such a slu-. Did you hear even the Camera crew hated her and talked behind her back. She must be some stuck-up bit**

Yes i agree with you there She ain't even Hot not a little

 

Megan Fox is one of the hottest actors after Emma Stone. If you do not like Emma Stone, then I do-not-want-to-talk-to-you.

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I hate Megan Fox. She's such a slu-. Did you hear even the Camera crew hated her and talked behind her back. She must be some stuck-up bit**

Yes i agree with you there She ain't even Hot not a little

 

Megan Fox is one of the hottest actors after Emma Stone. If you do not like Emma Stone' date=' then I do-not-want-to-talk-to-you.

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i agree

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"Let's flip this coin to see who gets the last piece of pizza. Heads' date=' I win the piece. Tails, you lose the piece."

 

"Okay!"

 

"Tails. Mine."

 

"Dam- hey, wait!"

 

That is the [i']only[/i] time that has worked. ;_;

 

You'd have to speak fast enough so that it sounds like a real bet. As long as you are in a situation where you want to rush things (as well as the other person), this will work with a fairly high success rate.

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Friend:I bet 50 $ you can't do a backflip

Me:(Does a front flip a back handspring a no hand backflip and then a 360 twist back-flip)

Friend:Damn.....(Hands over money)

Me:$_$

 

I srsly doubt that. :l

 

Me: Dude' date=' you know that Megan Fox ain't gonna be in TF3?

Friend: Dude, you do relise if you are telling the truth, TF will never be the same again?

Me: I bet you $32.

Friend: I rekon you are lying. Bet accepted.

Me: *Sighs then takes friend to nearest computer, and proves it.*

Friend: I now hate Trans formers. *hands over $32

 

Lol, good times.

[/quote']

 

Really?

The movie sucks now.

>.<

 

Anyway, I've made some money from football bets, but nothing beats this:

http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash1/hs488.ash1/26702_438418342287_634007287_5738687_6317106_n.jpg

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Friend:I bet 50 $ you can't do a backflip

Me:(Does a front flip a back handspring a no hand backflip and then a 360 twist back-flip)

Friend:Damn.....(Hands over money)

Me:$_$

I've been doing Parkour for three years and even I can't do that. It's next to impossible without hardcore training. I label you a liar good sir.

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Friend:I bet 50 $ you can't do a backflip

Me:(Does a front flip a back handspring a no hand backflip and then a 360 twist back-flip)

Friend:Damn.....(Hands over money)

Me:$_$

 

He asked you for a backflip. Instead, you gave him a "front flip, a back handspring, a no hand backflip and then a 360 twist backflip".

 

Give him his money back.

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Me and Terumi (Iron Tager now) bet on a WWE Match.

 

I ended up owing reps and points. =(

 

My friends at school also have a bet going that I'll get pregnant before I get outta high school. .-. They kept me in the dark about what all they bet.

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Me: I bet I can prove that your a douche...

 

Me: O yeah? I bet you $5 that you can't!

 

Me: Well, to start off, your posting about bets in a YGO Forum...

 

Me: So?

 

Me: You also flaunt your awesome manliness over the internet.... just like a douche would.

 

Me: Damn... I guess you got me there.

 

Me: Give up the money!

 

Me: Okay.... *gives a him a five*

 

Me: Thanks noob.

 

 

True story...

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I bet the next poster 1 rep that this post won't be the last in this thread unless it's locked.

 

And I decline that bet.

 

That bet contradicted itself. He won... even if you did decline. :O

 

Is there no more honor among the users of this (children's card game) forum? How far society has fallen if the winner of a friendly contest loaded bet on the internet involving digital points representative of the degrees of appreciation by users of anonymous people they've never actually met arbitrarily distributed at the slightest random happenings lacking any significant meaning can't receive his spoils of victory.

 

EDIT: I once bet my (idiot) friend that the Beast did appear in X-Men 2 in a cameo as his normal human form of Dr. Hank McCoy. I don't remember what the bet was for, but he did not honor it.

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I bet the next poster 1 rep that this post won't be the last in this thread unless it's locked.

 

And I decline that bet.

 

That bet contradicted itself. He won... even if you did decline. :O

 

Is there no more honor among the users of this (children's card game) forum? How far society has fallen if the winner of a friendly contest loaded bet on the internet involving digital points representative of the degrees of appreciation by users of anonymous people they've never actually met arbitrarily distributed at the slightest random happenings lacking any significant meaning can't receive his spoils of victory.

 

Fine. I'll give you a rep.

 

But I'm out for right now.

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