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Grunt Issun Newbie

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I live in America and have a Military family, and I can proudly say America sucks balls.

 

I want to live in Finland. ;-;

 

You...are such...an ass hole...

 

you live in a milliatry family, who serve to protect this nation because they love it, and you just think it sucks? Well then, why dont you just rob a bank, take a plane to finland, and live your life there, unless of course, you get adopted by a military family (Does Finland even have a military?) and hate finland, the only place that I would ever tolerate living besides America is Australlia, because its just like America, only smaller, and it has kangaroos, and all the citizens have accents, and...wow Australlia is awsome

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You...are such...an ass hole...

 

you live in a milliatry family, who serve to protect this nation because they love it, and you just think it sucks? Well then, why dont you just rob a bank, take a plane to finland, and live your life there, unless of course, you get adopted by a military family (Does Finland even have a military?) and hate finland, the only place that I would ever tolerate living besides America is Australlia, because its just like America, only smaller, and it has kangaroos, and all the citizens have accents, and...wow Australlia is awsome

 

It's just his opinion, and his opinion doesn't make him an "ass hole".

 

lrn2respect.

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You...are such...an ass hole...

 

you live in a milliatry family, who serve to protect this nation because they love it, and you just think it sucks? Well then, why dont you just rob a bank, take a plane to finland, and live your life there, unless of course, you get adopted by a military family (Does Finland even have a military?) and hate finland, the only place that I would ever tolerate living besides America is Australlia, because its just like America, only smaller, and it has kangaroos, and all the citizens have accents, and...wow Australlia is awsome

 

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Finland#Military

 

>_>"

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Great Unclean One: VK

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Yes but did Russia get to the moon first?

 

U.S.A.: First HUMAN to the moon.

 

U.S.S.R. : Landed 2 lunar rovers. Created rover tech, and oh, FIRST LIVING CREATURE IN SPACE!

 

The U.S.S.R. was the first country and had at that time, the most advanced space tech.

 

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lunokhod_1

 

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lunokhod_2

 

Also, the U.S. shouldn't gain control of anymore land.

 

If the U.S. starts to invade, I'm ether moving to Russia or Vietnam.

 

Why?

 

They tried fighting in Vietnam. Look at what happened. The Viet Cong knew fighting and winning in body counts was impossible against a larger country. So they decided to wreck the public opinion and support for the war.

 

Why for Russia is simple.

 

They got enough nukes left to destroy the world 40x over. Seriously, after the destruction of the U.S.S.R., they sold most nukes of their nukes and still had enough to completely destroy the world. Hell, we even brought some from them. (Though, they did get rid of the war heads and kept the launch code) to China and several other countries or terrorist organizations.

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Wow, so russia has a homicidal fetish? No I'm jokig, I wouldt everthink like that, I have a russian friend, anyway, Russia is cool and all, but...everyone there has aids dont you think its weird that its so big, yet they arent the first thing that comes to your mind when you think of asia, but thats getting off topic

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His opinion is obviously not the same as his parent's opinion.

 

Besides not everybody joins the military because they love their country.

 

Otherwise, we'll just have a military state that me and my family to escape from.

 

My uncle is a general in the army.

 

Do I have the same view as him?

 

HELL NO!

 

He's all for anything for America,

 

I'm all for what ever will allow me to gain control of Sealand, then Europe, then Africa.

 

Also, Wynn.

 

Russia can easily kill us.

 

Just be grateful that they have a "Whatever you like to do, do it. As long as it has nothing to do with us." attitude.

 

Also, Putin.

 

Nuff said.

 

Thanks to him, Russians' been getting a 100% increase in their monthly pays.

 

Back then, they made 60 rubles.

 

Now, they make 600 rubles.

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You...are such...an ass hole...

 

you live in a milliatry family, who serve to protect this nation because they love it, and you just think it sucks? Well then, why dont you just rob a bank, take a plane to finland, and live your life there, unless of course, you get adopted by a military family (Does Finland even have a military?) and hate finland, the only place that I would ever tolerate living besides America is Australlia, because its just like America, only smaller, and it has kangaroos, and all the citizens have accents, and...wow Australlia is awsome

 

This post made me laugh...a lot. Kudos.

 

And why the hell would I hate Finland? No wars to worry about, it doesn't have a shitty government and it has amazing music. The only thing that could ever be slightly bad is the cold.

 

And yeah, my family loves America and I hate it. I'm not understanding how that makes me an a******. That's like saying believing in Buddha when your parents believe in Vishnu is being an a******.

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[quote name='Nox Arcana' timestamp='1280452023' post='4458181']
This post made me laugh...a lot. Kudos.

And why the hell would I hate Finland? No wars to worry about, it doesn't have a shitty government and it has amazing music. The only thing that could ever be slightly bad is the cold.

And yeah, my family loves America and I hate it. I'm not understanding how that makes me an a******. That's like saying believing in Buddha when your parents believe in Vishnu is being an a******.
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Doesn't Finland also have the highest level of healthcare and standard living?

Man, the almost make me wanna move there.

Plus, their national anthem is awesome!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x31ZWU0-DV0&feature=related
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America is not so great. In america many people and children go hungry because greedy bunisnuess owners fire their workers for no other reason then to increse their own profits.

 

The USA was created by slave owners, who wanted to be free.

 

And that is why america deserves NO respect. Its called the american dream for a reason folks. You gotta be asleep to beleive it.

 

Edit - Before i forget america is/was a lot like soviet russia. But this i mean that they both loved to shove their own form of government down other soverign nations throats. Also, usa is the force behind ACTA which will destroy the 'freedoms' that you americans seem to love.

 

And finnaly, the usa pulled a nazi back in WWII when they FORCIBLY removed AMERICAN citizens from their homes and put them into relocation (Read, conentration) camps. While you didin't start killing off all the jap americans, neither did germany start killing the jews at first. It took time before germany had that idea and most likely the usa would have soon became of the same mind set due to the anti japanese propaganda that your governernment was forcefeeding yall.

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America is not so great. In america many people and children go hungry because greedy bunisnuess owners fire their workers for no other reason then to increse their own profits.

 

The USA was created by slave owners, who wanted to be free.

 

And that is why america deserves NO respect. Its called the american dream for a reason folks. You gotta be asleep to beleive it.

 

 

Actually, the United States was first a land owned by the smart and cunning Native American tribes.

 

Then the Europeans came and took it over, converting and pillaging the Native Americans.

 

Then the white inhabitants were being taxed, whining and complaining about all the "unfair stuff" and decided to revolt and form their own country.

 

Then the South, needing a cheap or free workforce, decided to take African Americans from Africa or used the Natives.

 

Then due to the needs of the citizens, the U.S. expanded into the West killing and taking more stuff from the Natives.

 

The rich white citizens grew fatter and richer, and the poorer citizens then wanted to be like the upper class.

 

Thus starting the American Dream.

 

Having a lot of good s***, all the while everyone else suffers.

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While were on the subject of fatness, back then, being fat was a good thing, if you were fat, you were rich, because only rich people could aford enough food at once to get fat

 

Or it could have been genetic. hurr dee hurr hurr

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On the subject of weight...

 

Congrats america... yall have the highest ratio of morbidly obese people... in the world.

 

Yall can be REAL proud of that. Once your people are all fat and weak another country will just march right through lard brick road of america.

 

And on the other side... Congrats america. Yall also got the all american disease, anorexia. America... the land were some people are searching garbage cans for a peach pit and other people eat a nice, nutricious, meal and puke it up intentionally.

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On the subject of weight...

 

Congrats america... yall have the highest ratio of morbidly obese people... in the world.

 

Yall can be REAL proud of that. Once your people are all fat and weak another country will just march right through lard brick road of america.

 

And on the other side... Congrats america. Yall also got the all american disease, anorexia. America... the land were some people are searching garbage cans for a peach pit and other people eat a nice, nutricious, meal and puke it up intentionally.

 

By then, I'd be in Finland or Russia.

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the car (I think), The jet (I think),

 

No, the car was created by Karl Benz, who was German. The first Jet was I think created by a Romanian guy, but two engineers from the UK and Germany developed it.

 

Okay well the design/idea of the car was toyed with prior to Karl, but he patented the idea and began manufacturing them. He's considered the inventor of the automobile.

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Russia. The women are hotter and Russia kicks more ass the finland. On the flip side Russia is colder (I think) but it provides a excellent excuse to cuddle up with a hot russian woman.

 

Better now?

 

And i'll agree that russians have mad dance skills. You ever see a russian doing the russian sailors dance? Pure epicness.

 

But america was the first country to manage to mass produce cars.

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