Omegle Thread

[Plaguespreader Zombie]

None right now, but I'll post some later.

 

Other than that, go post Omegle chats.

 

EDIT::

[spoiler=Top Percentage of Omegle Convoes]

 

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.

Stranger: Hi

You: Hello.

You: My name is Joey.

Stranger: My name is Gary Oak

You: oh my god the legend.

You: BUT I BET MY RATTATA IS BETTER THAN YOU.

You: Because my Rattata is in the top percentage of Rattata.

Stranger: My houndoom could beet you retatta

You: oh yeah

You: Rattata used Hyper Fang.

Stranger: Houndoom used solar beam

You: lol you have to charge.

You: Rattata used Hyper Fang.

You: HOUNDOOM FAINTED.

Stranger: no it's a sunny day outside

You: oh f***.

You: guess my Rattata's dead.

Stranger: Yep

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

 

[spoiler=HI! I like Shorts! They're comfy and easy to battle Pokemon in!]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.

Stranger: hey

You: Hey.

Stranger: where are you from?

You: Kanto.

Stranger: weeaboo

You: What? I'm just trying to spread the good news about shorts.

You: Do you wear shorts?

You: I think they're comfy and easy to wear!

Stranger: Even in the winter?

You: Yeah.

You: It's always a good time for shorts!

Stranger: alright man

You: Oh!

You: OUR EYES MET!

You: WE MUST BATTLE POKEMONS.

Stranger: yeah i get it.

Stranger: Who do you send out?

You: Go, Rattata!

Stranger: Get em, pidgey!

You: Rattata used Hyper Fang!

Stranger: Sand attack

You: Rattata used Hyper Fang!

You: The attack missed!

Stranger: Sand attack

You: Rattata used Swift!

You: Pidgey Fainted!

You: What will Stranger send out?

Stranger: Aggron mofo

You: Rattata, return!

You: Go, Charizard!

You: What will Stranger do!?

Stranger: Iron defense

You: Charizard used Fire Blast!

Stranger: Metal burst

Stranger: 1.5x fireblast

You: Charizard used Fire Blast!

Stranger: f*** this i'm going to go play ruby

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

 

[~The Game~]

Hey. Hey, Gary.

 

[Plaguespreader Zombie]

Hey. Hey, Gary.

 

 

Hey, you're a fa**** who can't stay on topic.

[~The Game~]

Owch.

Someone's touchy.

 

Also,

/vp/oreon

 

Anyway, fine. Brb Omegling.

 

You: Hi, my name is Joey.

Stranger: hi joey

You: I CHALLENGE YOU TO A BATTLE

Stranger: wtf lol.

You: GO, RATTATA.

You: USE FLAME WHEEL.

You: SUPER EFFECTIVE.

You: USE TOP TEN PERCENTAGE.

You: wild STRANGER fainted.

Stranger: You're creepy

 

 

--

Better?

[Plaguespreader Zombie]

Owch.

Someone's touchy.

 

Also,

/vp/oreon

 

a /tr/ainer?

 

jesus christ how horrifying.

[Limited Edition KING]

Just a recent one I had...

 

You: Hi

You: Where are you from?

Stranger: hi

Stranger: m/f

You: Answer my question first

Stranger: india

Stranger: nd u

You: Pallet Town Kanto

Stranger: where itis

You: Kanto

Stranger: wht kanto

You: Yes Kanto

Stranger: na dntt undrstnd

You: Understand this

You have disconnected.

[Dark]

Wow, I think you are part Psychic-type or something. I was planning on making an Omegle thread today. :/

 

I had some good conversations, but I'll try to get some new ones for you guys. :]

[~The Game~]

a /tr/ainer?

 

jesus christ how horrifying.

Aww,you're so sweet.

 

 

FFFFU- my keyboard just broke. I'm running out of these buggers.

[Kizzi]

A WILD MERTON APPEARS

(ninja: pokemon AND omegle; how do I stay on topic so?)

[Pikachu]

You: WASSUP

Stranger: Turkey is .......

Stranger: _?

You: delicious?

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

And also:

 

Stranger: hi

You: OMFG A WILD POKEMON.

Stranger: wanna see my ass?

You: Uh

You: Uh...

Stranger: *link removed, it was a female ass. ;D*

You: Damn

You: That's sexy.

Stranger: yeahh

Connection imploded.

[Zimiri of the Muse]

you: hey

stranger: hey

*connection imploded*

[Fader]

One time somebody was talking to my friend and here was his convo

 

Friend: Hi

stranger:hi

Friend: my ... is shaped like a rocket

stranger: blast me to the moon rocket boy

You have been disconnected

[Dizzyness]

Lol I was doing this earlier.

 

You: heyy

Stranger: can i see ur titties? ill send u pics of my [censor]! (:

You: im a guy

You: no want

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[~/Coolio Prime\~]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.

You: PI PIKACHU

Stranger: hi

You: PIKA PIKA?

Stranger: asl

You: PIKA/PIKACHU/PIKA

Stranger: how

You: PI PIKA PIKACHU CHU

Stranger: do u know english

Stranger: he

You: PIKANO

Stranger: i don't know chines

You: PIKAAAAAAA

Stranger: so sorry but tell all deaital

You: CHUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!

Stranger: Naveensonkaria@@gmail.com

Stranger: u r Email id give

You: [email protected]

Stranger: asl

Stranger: age

Stranger: live

Stranger: country

You: PIKA 11

Stranger: sex

You: PIKA GIRL

You: PIKA CALIFORNIA CHU

Stranger: thinku

You: CHU CHU

Stranger: u r only 11th year

Stranger: he

You: PIKA

Stranger: i m boy only 13 year

Stranger: he

Stranger: where r u

Stranger: going tell fast me yar

You: Get off the internet before some rapes you, Pika.

You have disconnected.