Techi☺ Posted August 28, 2010 Report Share Posted August 28, 2010 Okay... Lets say you are in a cabin of wood and you can not leave the cabin. There is an army of 10,000 ninja's 10 miles away from your cabin and they all want to kill you. You have 3 things with you(you pick) 1 person 1 weapon 1 food item. The object here is to be origanal and pick 3 things that will allow you to survive this onslaught of ninja's. What I pick: Person: Chuck norris Weapon: Predator missile Food: well-poped pop-corn What I will do: First I would launch the predator missle at the start of the ninja army. I would then find a comfy corner to sit in cuz im going to be there for a while. I will instruct Chuck norris to chalange all of the ninja's to hand to hand combat. The last thing I would do is sit back, Relax and Break out the pop-corn and watch the show. Chuck norris will inevitably win And I will survive the ninja attack and win this game ^^. [size="4"]-EDIT-[/size] Huge mistake on my part, Please Clarify how you plan on using your items to survive. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Luna Lovegood Posted August 28, 2010 Report Share Posted August 28, 2010 Person: Paris Hilton Weapon: Credit Card Food: Low fat yogurt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seta Posted August 28, 2010 Report Share Posted August 28, 2010 Person: any hot chick Weapon: my d*** Food: a bag of chips Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Techi☺ Posted August 28, 2010 Author Report Share Posted August 28, 2010 lol, Origanallity seems to be the only thing thats actually been achieved here, Unless that guys actually plans on killing 10,000 ninja's with his dick or if luna plans on gagging all those ninja's with that yogurt... O.o Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brinolovania Posted August 28, 2010 Report Share Posted August 28, 2010 Person:Nobody Weapon:Tactical Nuclear Missle Food:Cookiez! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Techi☺ Posted August 28, 2010 Author Report Share Posted August 28, 2010 wouldn't you atleast pick some fat kid so you can hide behind him and hope to survive the blast? :3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Headmaster Monokuma Posted August 28, 2010 Report Share Posted August 28, 2010 Person: The Nostalgia Critic. Weapon: That Guy. Food: The dead bodies of the ninjas. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lazer Yoshi Posted August 28, 2010 Report Share Posted August 28, 2010 Person: Leonardo Davinci Weapon: Super Mecha Death Christ 2 4000 BC 4.1 Beta Food: Nacho Cheese Doritos Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Βyakuya Posted August 28, 2010 Report Share Posted August 28, 2010 Person: A random 5 year old Weapon: Tap water Food: A cheeseburger I plan to win with this combo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Techi☺ Posted August 28, 2010 Author Report Share Posted August 28, 2010 You guys would all win... If the object was to cunfuse the sh*t out of me... O.o Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JG. Posted August 28, 2010 Report Share Posted August 28, 2010 Person: Seta. Weapon: Sunglasses and suits for both of us. And an M9 handgun. Food: Not needed, it will be over too quickly. Strategy: Our awesomeness from wearing said suits and sunglasses will blind them. Then we will kill them 1 by 1 with the gun. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Techi☺ Posted August 28, 2010 Author Report Share Posted August 28, 2010 Accepted, Because your the first person to actually clarify how your going to kill them. And I dont care if you have more than 1 weapon and no food. Because yours actually makes some kind of sense... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Headmaster Monokuma Posted August 28, 2010 Report Share Posted August 28, 2010 [quote name='techi' timestamp='1283014742' post='4575080'] Accepted, Because your the first person to actually clarify how your going to kill them. And I dont care if you have more than 1 weapon and no food. Because yours actually makes some kind of sense... [/quote] I don't remember you saying to clarify, but okay then. That Guy will be able to scare them so much, that they couldn't do anything until he stopped talking. Have you ever listened to his rants? And since the Nostalgia Critic [b]always[/b] comes equipped with a gun, I can use That Guy as a weapon, and Nostalgia Critic still gets to use his gun. The food is just there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Techi☺ Posted August 28, 2010 Author Report Share Posted August 28, 2010 [quote name='Saint Dane' timestamp='1283014944' post='4575096'] I don't remember you saying to clarify, but okay then. That Guy will be able to scare them so much, that they couldn't do anything until he stopped talking. Have you ever listened to his rants? And since the Nostalgia Critic [b]always[/b] comes equipped with a gun, I can use That Guy as a weapon, and Nostalgia Critic still gets to use his gun. The food is just there. [/quote] Oh, Okay. Lol srry bout not adding that. P.s. You are the First Real winner lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.Starrk Posted August 28, 2010 Report Share Posted August 28, 2010 Person: Tron Guy ( As a shield to be mauled by a bear.) Weapon: Camping Knife Food: Iron Bars. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Techi☺ Posted August 28, 2010 Author Report Share Posted August 28, 2010 I think I somehow under stand how you could survive... O.o. Gratz dud you are the secend winner. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.Starrk Posted August 28, 2010 Report Share Posted August 28, 2010 [quote name='techi' timestamp='1283015335' post='4575124'] I think I somehow under stand how you could survive... O.o. Gratz dud you are the secend winner. [/quote] Hooray. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seta Posted August 28, 2010 Report Share Posted August 28, 2010 Aww, we have to tell how to handle the situation? Okay, fine. I'd swap my pants open and wipe them down with my dick. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Techi☺ Posted August 28, 2010 Author Report Share Posted August 28, 2010 lol, Being ninja's the probably have knifes... so... *Chop-Chop*? U wouldn't last.. Atleast I dont see how... still funny tho Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seta Posted August 28, 2010 Report Share Posted August 28, 2010 What're you talkin' 'bout? Ohh, I see, you haven't seen my dick in action yet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Techi☺ Posted August 28, 2010 Author Report Share Posted August 28, 2010 Never planed on it... Dude unless its 10 feet long and made out titanium, You arn't going to hold back a army of ninja's with it anytime soon. Still funny tho. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aesirson Posted August 28, 2010 Report Share Posted August 28, 2010 Person: Edward Cullen Weapon: A chainsword Food: Baguettes First I would eat my baguette and tell Edward that he should keep himself out of the sun because he looks silly when he sparkles. When the ninjas are close enough I would throw Edward out of the cabin, and while the ninjas are laughing their a$$es off because he's a sparkling vampire I would kill them with my chainsword. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Techi☺ Posted August 28, 2010 Author Report Share Posted August 28, 2010 Accepted, Third Winner!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seta Posted August 28, 2010 Report Share Posted August 28, 2010 [quote name='techi' timestamp='1283016180' post='4575174'] Never planed on it... Dude unless its 10 feet long and made out titanium, You arn't going to hold back a army of ninja's with it anytime soon. Still funny tho. [/quote] [img]http://images.mmorpg.com/images/avatars/orly.jpeg[/img] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ice. Posted August 28, 2010 Report Share Posted August 28, 2010 I quit reading when I saw Chuck Norris. But, to answer your question. 1. Myself 2. A Prinny 3. Nothing. Step one: I throw the Prinny. Step two: The Prinny explodes, killing the Ninjas. Step three: I leave and go eat something. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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