[δαίμονας] Snake Woman

[John A. Zoidberg]

I felt like making 1 very complicated card, then 1 very simple support card. Enjoy!

(OCG fixes would be great)

[img]http://img840.imageshack.us/img840/5760/227682.jpg[/img]
[spoiler=Lore]This card cannot be Normal Summoned or Set. This card can only be Special Summoned by removing from play every card in your Graveyard when there are 10 or less cards in your deck. For each card removed, this card gains 1 Serpent Egg Counter (max. 50). This card cannot attack directly. If you pay 500 Life Points, this card can attack twice in the same turn. Every time this card attacks a monster, remove Serpent Egg Counters from this card equal to the Level of the monster destroyed. When this card has 0 Serpent Egg Counters, your opponent takes damage equal to every card you removed from play x100. If this card is destroyed as a result of battle, Special Summon 2 “Venomous Snake” cards from your removed from play zone. If this card is destroyed other than as a result of battle, you take damage equal the original amount of Serpent Egg Counters on this card x100.[/spoiler]

[img]http://img714.imageshack.us/img714/5760/227682.jpg[/img]

Here's my explanation as to why this ISN'T op'd.
Sorceress:
You summon this card when your deck is nearly GONE.
You have to get rid of up to 50 counters before this card does you much good.
You really only do up to 4000 damage with the effect.
You take a lot of damage if the card isn't destroyed by a monster.

Snake:
It's like Solar Flare Dragon but more narrowed.

[Professor Cobra]

Good pics, capitalize deck. Change to Speccial Summon up to 2 'Venomous Snake' that are removed from play. 8/10

[.Impact]

oh my.......this card is absolutely ridiculous. First of all its almost impossible to use this card, and it is completely ludicrous. You dont even have time to get 10 counters on this....on this THING! anwya ocg is ok a few errors that kinda suprised me. to me its so insane you cant even call it oped or uped. its just....there. U R CREATIVE BUT U R USING UR ABILITY THE RONG WAY. LONG AND CONFUSING IS NOT ALWAYS BETTER. LOOK AT ZEAUX'S CARDS OR EVEN MINE. SIMPLE, CREATIVE, AND PLAYABLE EFFECTS. KEEP WORKING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[John A. Zoidberg]

[quote name='.Impact' timestamp='1283027862' post='4575813']
oh my.......this card is absolutely ridiculous. First of all its almost impossible to use this card, and it is completely ludicrous. You dont even have time to get 10 counters on this....on this THING! anwya ocg is ok a few errors that kinda suprised me. to me its so insane you cant even call it oped or uped. its just....there. U R CREATIVE BUT U R USING UR ABILITY THE RONG WAY. LONG AND CONFUSING IS NOT ALWAYS BETTER. LOOK AT ZEAUX'S CARDS OR EVEN MINE. SIMPLE, CREATIVE, AND PLAYABLE EFFECTS. KEEP WORKING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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First off, PLEASE use correct grammar. It's difficult to read when you don't.
Second, you START with a maximum of 50 counter, which yes, is high, but by paying only 500 life points, you can attack twice with this card, meaning you can take away a maximum of 16 a turn. Most people would probably only end up with 30 or so counters on it anyway. That means it'd take only 2 turns if you use the first part of the effect and take out some level 8's with low ATKs. And it's easily playable. you're removing approx. 30 cards that were already in your Graveyard. Just as long as your deck has 10 or less cards left.
The biggest downside to this card is that you can't use it until later in the duel, but that doesn't make it unplayable. It's really not ridiculous, it's just something to use as a last resort if you want to do around 3000 damage or so (not including the damage done while removing counters.
While I do see your point, you just need to think the use of this card through before calling it utterly unusable.
And besides, this is the first monstrously long effect card, I just wanted to experiment with some effects to use if you're in a bit of a jam.

[quote name='.Impact' timestamp='1283027862' post='4575813']
anwya ocg is ok a few errors that kinda suprised me
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And that somewhat sounds like you're implying this is my first card, which, it obviously isn't. It was purely experimental and a relief to boredom.

[Phantom M.C.]

no really, not very usable, if i have less than 10 cards in my deck, and i want to do 3000 damage as a last resort, i would rather go with blasting the ruins...