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[center]Rise and shine, [test subject name here]. I hear a goddamn Witch, so help me defend this point, or CRY SOME MORE!!! Oh, and watch the headhumpers.

For those of you who didn't get that, this is a card Set dedicated to the Gaming Company known as Valve, creators of Half-Life, Portal, Left 4 Dead and Team Fortress 2.

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This card cannot be destroyed by battle by Reptile-Type monsters (Damage Calculation is applied normally). If this card attacks an "Alien" monster, any effects that would be activated are negated. If there is a "Black Mesa" face-up on the field, this card cannot attack face-down monsters.
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Equip only to a "Steam - Gordon Freeman" on your field. It gains 700 ATK and DEF. If it battles a face-down Defense Position monster whose DEF is lower than the equipped monster's ATK, inflict the difference as damage to your opponent,
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Increase the ATK of all Reptile and Spellcaster-Type monsters on the field by 600. If a Reptile-Type monster on your field is destroyed by battle, you can Special Summon 2 Level 4 or lower Reptile-Type monsters from your Deck. If a Spellcaster-Type monster on your field is destroyed by battle, increase your Life Points by 400 for each card in your hand. If you have no cards in your hand, increase your Life Points by 500.
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This card cannot be destroyed by battle by Pyro-Type or FIRE monsters (Damage Calculation is applied normally). If this card destroys a non-Pyro-Type or non-FIRE monster by battle, inflict damage to your opponent equal to the destroyed monster's Level x 500. If this card destroys a Pyro-Type or FIRE monster, decrease your Life Points by the destroyed monster's Level x 300.

"HUDDA-HUDDA-HUUH"
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This card cannot be destroyed by battle by Machine-Type monsters. Once per turn, put 1 Steam Counter on this card. When there are 3 Steam Counters on this card, you can search your Deck for 1 "Steam- Engineer Creation" card and add it to your hand. If the "Steam - Engineer Creation" is a monster, when it is Summoned, put a Steam Counter on it. If the "Steam - Engineer Creation" card is a Spell or Trap Card, it is activated during your opponent's End Phase.

"Ah'm gonna beat you like a rented mule, boy."
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This card must attack at least once during your Battle Phase, if possible. If this card is involved in battle with a Warrior-Type monster, you can pay 600 Life Points to halve its ATK and DEF until the End Phase of your next turn.

"Last one alive, lock the door!"
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If you comment, there will be cake.
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