The sky. It's falling. [The three Spiral Gods]

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Cosmic Spiral God - Milky Way
Divine-Beast/Synchro/DIVINE/10 Stars
1 Tuner + 2 or more non-Tuners
When this card is Synchro Summoned, both players discard their entire hands and destroy the same number of cards on their side of the field. This card cannot attack unless you have 2 or more cards in your hand. When this card destroys a monster by battle, draw 1 card. If this card is destroyed by a card effect, discard a card and Special Summon it during the End Phase. When this card is destroyed by battle, destroy all cards on the field.
ATK/3300 DEF/3300

Fallen Spiral God - Omega Centauri
Divine-Beast/Synchro/DIVINE/10 Stars
1 Tuner + 1 non-Tuner monster
When this card is Synchro Summoned, reveal the top 5 cards of your Deck. Send all Level 4 or lower monsters revealed to the Graveyard and add all Level 5 or higher monsters to your hand. Shuffle all other cards back into your Deck. As long as this card remains face-up on the field, you can Tribute Summon a monster without Tributes by removing from play monsters in your Graveyard equal to the number of tributes requiered to Tribute Summon the Tribute Summoned monster. When this card is destroyed by a card effect, tribute 1 Level 5 or higher monster, and Special Summon it during the End Phase. Any monsters removed from play by this effect is treated as if it was tributed for the Tribute Summon. If this card is destroyed by battle, destroy all cards on the field.
ATK/4000 DEF/4000

Distant Spiral God - Andromeda
Divine-Beast/Synchro/DIVINE/10 Stars
Coming Soon

[Aesirson]

Updated with Omega Centauri, which has at least 100 OCG errors and is played by Isaak in Absolute Powerforce's Co Op Fan Fic. Anyone who can guess which archetype he uses will get a rep.

[Aesirson]

Bump. Please someone D: