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[spoiler=DL's Script]“Varia Hour” Script #1

(Venice, Italy [it says that up on the screen])

Squalo: And I said, “Hey don’t be ‘Sword’!!” (laughes)

[Rest of the members stay in silent]

Squalo: Oh yeah, well you guys suck!

Bel: Well, Squalo…it might just be that you don’t have a funny bone. Shishishi…

Squalo: [Squalo’s signature yell] If you don't shut it I'll break YOUR bones, let's see how funny THEY are then!

Viper: And here we go again. Squalo vs Bel…round two thousand four hundred and five…

Mosca: [R2D2 sfx]

Xanxus: XANXUS COMMANDS YOU ALL TO SILENCE

[Everyone stops talking]

Xanxus: Xanxus thanks you. Now, does anyone know what time it is?

Squalo: Ooh, I know!

Xanxus: ...Yes?

Squalo: It's time to polish our swords!

Xanxus:....no, Squalo...it's NOT time to polish our swords...

Squalo: Aww...

Xanxus: It is time...for VARIA HOUR! The one hour Xanxus and his pathetic underlings can conveniently spare from their busy schedule to plan out the overthrowing of the Vongola! Now, let us begin planning our evil, wicked scheme, an- wait. Where the hell is the gay guy?

Lussuria: YOO HOO!!!~ I’m right here! Sorry I’m late, I was having a simply marvelous talk with Pegasus. We talked all about little girls, an-

Xanxus: XANXUS COMMANDS YOU TO SILENCE

Mosca: [More R2D2 sfx]

Squalo: Totally…that dude freaks me the hell out...

Xanxus: DID XANXUS NOT MAKE HIMSELF CLEAR? We must use this hour wisely to plan our move! Alright, so it seems our next opponent is a group of high school students led by a little kid in a cowsuit, and a british guy as their mascot. We must prepare to take on this formidable threat.

Bel: Wait...don't you mean a group of high school students led by an average high school student called Tsunayoshi that is mentored by a baby hitman and who will receive special rings given to them by a british guy?

Xanxus: DID XANXUS ASK FOR YOUR OPINION? NO XANXUS DID NOT.

Mosca: [Again…R2D2]

Bel: Mosca has a point. Why are high school kids any threat to US? I bet I can just slice them up goood, and they'll be quiet. Shishishi~

Mammon: How do you understand that thing...?

Lussuria: What, you don't?~ I thought everyone could, sweetie~ It's not hard at all~

Levi: Yeah, I can understand him loud and clear

Xanxus: Mammon, Xanxus thinks your ears are beginning to fail you. See a doctor when you can.

Mammon:...never mind...

Squalo: [trademark yell] Anyway, just let me rip those kids to shreds!! They'll be no match for me!!

Mammon: I think the main threat here is that baby hitman...he's a highly trained assassin skilled in the arts of-

Levi: Heh, idiot, how can a baby be a threat to us? Don't be stupid.

Mammon: ...I'm a baby too...

Levi: And that's my point

Mammon:....I hate you

Lussuira: Aww, do we have to fight them? I might break a nail brawling with all those rowdy boys~

[awkward silence and Bel does a small cough]

Xanxus: ANYWAY, Xanxus commands you to go to England and kill the british guy before he can give them the rings, Squalo!

Squalo: ...But sir, he's in Japan alread-

Xanxus: XANXUS ORDERS YOU TO SILENCE

Squalo: *grumbles and heads off*

Xanxus: Well, that concludes Varia Hour. Our next meeting will be upon Squalo's return from Iceland

Squalo: *faroff* ENGLAND

Xanxus: XANXUS DID NOT ASK FOR YOUR INPUT. Anyway, now that Varia hour is over, feel free to go...do whatever you usually do. I'm off to stare at myself in the mirror.

Bel: ...Why did I feel we accomplished NOTHING...?

Mammon: The same reason I feel come next meeting, we'll STILL have nothing accomplished...maybe it's time for... a new leader? haha....hahahaha....HAHAHAHA!! MUAHAHAH-

Bel: No, dude...just no...[/spoiler]

[spoiler=A20's script]“Varia Hour” Script #1

Subtitle: Somewhere in Egypt Venice, Italy.

Squalo: And I said, “Hey don’t be ‘Sword’!!” (laughes)

*Rest of the members stay quiet*

Squalo: Oh come on, you laugh at Seinfeld and you think MY jokes are bad?

Bel: Well, Squalo…it might just be that you don’t have a funny bone in your entire body. Shishishi…

Squalo: If you don't shut it I'll break YOUR bones, let's see how funny THEY are then!

Bel: Actually, that'd be pretty hilarious.

Squalo: You are freaking sick!

Viper: And here we go again. Squalo vs Bel…round two thousand four hundred and five…

Mosca: I should murder all you fleshbags.



Xanxus: XANXUS COMMANDS YOU ALL TO SHUT UP!

*Everyone stops talking*

Xanxus: Xanxus thanks you.

Offscreen guy: Xanus is a complete rip off of Recoome!

*scene of him blasting something offsscreen, horrified screams of terror*

Xanus: Now, does anyone know what time it is?

Squalo: Ooh, I know!

Xanxus: Alright then. Tell us, what time is it?

Squalo: It's time to polish our swords!

Xanxus:...no, Squalo...it's NOT time to polish our swords...

Squalo: Aww...

Xanxus: It is time...for the VARIA HOUR!

Levi: Oh God, not this again.

Xanus: That's right folks-it's time to see who will get the honor of running the Varia for the day! Now, of course, Xanus runs this operation most of the time, but now and again, he wants to kick back and relax, maybe watch some Chuck-

Mosca: Xanus needs to move it the hell along.

Xanus: -So, once a month, he hosts the Varia Hour to see who gets to rule while he spends a day off. And heeeeeeeeeeere are today's contestants!

*Screencap of Lussuria*

Xanus: Lussuria!

*screencap of Levi*

Xanus: Levi!

*Screencap of Squalo*

Xanus: Sq-

Squalo: No, screw this, I'm gone. *leaves*

*quick screencap of Bel*

Xanus: -I mean Bel!

Bel: You're kidding, right?

Xanus: You know how it works-buzz in if you know the answer, the first to five points wins! Let's get started! Mosca, take us away!

Mosca: You got it, boss. First question-Which of the Varia is a mechanoid?

*Buzz from Lussuria*

Lussuria: Squalo!

*BZZ*

Mosca: ...are you f@$%ing serious?

*Bel buzzes in*

Bel: Mosca?

Mosca: Why did you phrase it as a question, you f@$%ing emo? But yes.

*point counter goes up one for Bel...and we see Lussuria's as -9999.*

Xanus: Good work! Next!

Mosca: What is the name of the mafia family that we are a subsection of?

*Levi buzzes in*

Levi: The Corleones!

*bzz*

Mosca: I swear to Skynet that I will rip your head off.

*Lussuria buzzes in*

Lussuria: The Millefiore!

Mosca: Go f@#% yourselves.

*he storms out as Squalo gets back in*

Squalo: I'll be out in a sec, just gotta grab my iPod-

Xanus: XANUS DEEMS YOU THE NEW HOST!

Squalo: ...come again?

*transition*

Squalo: *angry tone* Question 3. Who is the tenth Vongola leader?

*no one buzzes in*

Squalo: No one? Really? It starts with a T. Ends in a "unayoshi."

*no one*

Squalo: HIS NAME IS TSUNAYOSHI. SAY TSUNAYOSHI.

*yet again, no one*

Squalo: ...question four, worth 5 points. WHAT IS THE NAME OF THE SHOW?

*no one buzzes in for a few seconds before Lussuria does*

Lussuria: The Varia Hour?

Squalo: YES. YOU WIN. YOU RUN THE SHOW FOR THE DAY. YOU FREAKING HAPPY, XANUS?!

Xanus: Xanus is terrified at the prospect of Lussuria running us, but he will allow it.

Squalo: GOOD. NOW, SCREW YOU ALL, I'M GOING TO BRITAN. GOOD F@#%ING DAY.

*he storms out.*

Lussuria: Oooh, this is going to be so much fun! Time for some music in this place!

*Get Down Tonight starts playing*

Bel: ..wonderful. Hey, wait...where's Viper?

*cut to Viper*

Viper: If I told you once, I told you a thousand times, I AM NOT AN ORPHANED CHILD!

Random Man: Now, now, whoever this Varia person is, he does not seem to be your birth father.

Viper: VARIA IS A GROUP!

Random Man: ...oh my. Lisa, call the police, we found a child smuggling operation.

Viper: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-[/spoiler]
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[quote name='Desperado Finale' timestamp='1303168883' post='5149847']
XD

I read that. A20's script anyway. Hope you guys don't mind. That was hilarious.
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Read mine too =3

And yeah, they're like the Vongola Abridged's own evil council.
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