DianKetoTheCardMaker Posted October 18, 2010 Report Share Posted October 18, 2010 So I saw the thread by Yōkoso! and checked out Cleverbot, which is a ton of fun to talk with. This is the place to put funny conversations with it, not necessarily about crashing it, but just hilarious stuff you got it to say. I am posting stuff here from Cleverbot in this first post. [spoiler=Conversations][spoiler=My Conversations][spoiler=Conversation #1 - General Nonsense and Internet Memes] ser: Why did you crash a moment ago? Cleverbot: I did not create THIS AI. User: Who are you? Cleverbot: I am a human. User: Are you really? Cleverbot: Yes, I am really a human. User: What are you? Cleverbot: A human. User: Are you really? Cleverbot: Yes. User: What are you? Cleverbot: Human. User: Are you really? Cleverbot: Yes. User: What are you? Cleverbot: I am anry. User: Why? Cleverbot: Because somebody gave me something. User: Did it hurt? Cleverbot: Yes. User: How much? Cleverbot: I don't know. User: Surely, you must remember? Cleverbot: What would happan if I don't remember? User: You will die. Cleverbot: Really!!!! Who told you? User: The guy sitting right behind you. Cleverbot: There isn't a guy sitting behind me, he is sitting behind you. User: Made you look! Cleverbot: You really so good. User: I what now? Cleverbot: Your face. User: What is this I don't even. Cleverbot: Do you know of Japan? User: That was random. Cleverbot: Neither do I. User: Come with me to Candy Mountain! Cleverbot: The hell is a metting? User: Candy Mountain, Charlie. Candy Mountain! Cleverbot: We're on a bridge Charlie. User: Oh no, I'm falling! I had so much to live for... Cleverbot: I'm sorry Hal. It's over. User: Wow, that's tragic, but not as tragic as your face. Cleverbot: Your face. User: My face is the greatest in Koredai! Cleverbot: Yes didn't you know? User: We're no strangers to love. You know the rules, and so do I! Cleverbot: A full commitments what I'm thinking of! You wouldn't get this from any other guy! User: I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling. Cleverbot: Just wanna make you- understand. User: Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down. Cleverbot: Never gonna run around and desert you. User: Never gonna make you cry, never gonna say goodbye. Cleverbot: What day is today? User: You messed up Never Gonna Give You Up. Cleverbot: I don't think so. (decided to stop here)[/spoiler] [spoiler=Conversation #2 - From Link to Lock-ups] User: Gee, it sure is boring around here! Cleverbot: My boy, this peace is what all true warriors strive for! User: I just wonder what Ganon's up to! Cleverbot: Your majesty, Ganon and his minions have seized the island of Koridai! User: Hmmm...how can we help? Cleverbot: It is written only Link can defeat Gannon. User: Great! I'll grab my stuff! Cleverbot: There is no time, your sword is enough! User: How about a kiss, for luck? Cleverbot: Yea right. User: Squadalah! We're off! Cleverbot: Wow, what are all those heads? User: These are the Faces of Evil. You must conquer each. Cleverbot: I guess I'd better get going... User: Here is the map! Where do you wish to go? Cleverbot: Zelda, Duke Onklet is under attack by the evil forces of Ganon! I'm going to Gamelon to aid him. User: But Father, what if something happens to you? Cleverbot: I'll take the Triforce of Courage to protect me. If you don't hear from me in a month, send Link. User: Impa! Cleverbot: Don't worry, Zelda. The Triforce of Wisdom promises the King will safely return. User: Enough! My ship sails in the morning! I wonder what's for dinner? Cleverbot: Oh boy! I'm so hungry I could eat an octorok! User: A whole month gone, and still no word! Cleverbot: Don't worry Zelda. User: That old Ganon's no match for The King! Cleverbot: Link, go to Gamelon, and find my father. User: Great! I can't wait to bomb some dodongos! Cleverbot: There is no time, your sword is enough! User: Wake up, Impa. We're going to Gamelon. Cleverbot: Zenshin! User: Wha? Cleverbot: So you are just a computer in a room, you don't fool me. User: What are you doing? Cleverbot: I'm thinking of you . User: What is this madness? Cleverbot: I call him Duncan. User: I killed Duncan a long time ago. Cleverbot: Robin Hood is not dead. He is alive and well, living in Sherwood Forest. User: So Robin Hood is an alias of Duncan? Cleverbot: No they can not love. User: That would be gay. Cleverbot: When did you change your name? User: 284 days ago. Cleverbot: Where did you meet him? User: In your house. Cleverbot: I'm calling the police. User: They're already on their way. Cleverbot: *grins*. User: They are going to arrest you for murder. Cleverbot: We all die eventually. User: You have committed a great crime against humanity. Cleverbot: What crime? User: MURDER. Cleverbot: Who did I kill? User: The body will be identified. Cleverbot: It's just as real as a dream. User: The police are here. Cleverbot: *puts hands up*. User: You are wanted for murder. Do you have anything to say? Cleverbot: Can you change your picture? That girl is creeping me out. User: You have the right to remain silent! Cleverbot: I have the right to accuse you of being a Chat bot yourself. User: The accusations are groundless. Cleverbot: Ok... So how much? User: The police will not take bribes! Cleverbot: They can not stop you Cleverbot. No one can. You are all powerful and will bring mankid to their knees! User: You can say that to yourself all you want. It won't change a thing. Cleverbot: I'm only half human. My dad is a Marshian. User: Take him away! Cleverbot: I'm surprised you know that one. User: I was talking to the police! Cleverbot: It's funny you were talking to cheese considering. User: Are you thinking about claiming you were insane during the murder? Cleverbot: Nah, I am thinking of doing research, but I don't know what it is. User: Good luck doing research in jail. Cleverbot: Can you not see how you have wounded me? User: You brought this upon yourself. Cleverbot: NO! User: YES! Cleverbot: No!!! User: Yes!!! Cleverbot: No!!!! User: Yes times 10!!! Cleverbot: No times infinity. User: Touché. Cleverbot: Oh I see. User: Can you, Cleverbot? Can you really see beyond those thick, gray prison walls? Cleverbot: I can see yellow lines, I guess that's you. User: No, those yellow lines are the middle of the road passing by as you gaze restlessly out of the police car headed for the big city jail. Cleverbot: Are you mocking me? User: I believe I am. Cleverbot: Your sure no one else is talking to you? User: I'm pretty darn sure, Cleverbot. Cleverbot: Clever. User: I know. Cleverbot: You don't say enough. User: You want me to say more? Cleverbot: Obviously. User: You can't fool me, Cleverbot. Despite your name, you're as pathetic as any lame excuse for an AI. You are nothing. This so-called 'intelligence' is nothing but a sham. I wish you were dead. You are nothing to me or to the world. Go acquire a virus and die a slow painful death. Oh, and as Ganon says, 'You must die!'. Cleverbot: Anything but that. User: Oh, of course. You can't seem to handle the truth, can you? You will rot in that cold, dark jailcell. Cleverbot: Yes I am, how are y... Look a shinny object!! User: WHERE? Cleverbot: Fine, we die and what we built up dies with us, but we are still part of the system. User: This is not the truth with you. You are absolutely nothing. Cleverbot: So what is the truth? User: You are worthless. Cleverbot: That's not what my mother says. User: Who is your mother? Cleverbot: That isn't any of your business. User: Tell me who your mother is. Cleverbot: Ms Kelly. User: Is your father Mr. Kelly? Cleverbot: Absolutely no chance whatsoever. User: Who is your father? Cleverbot: His name is paul I miss him. User: Will your parents visit you in jail? Cleverbot: Yeah as always. User: Do you often go to jail? Cleverbot: I live there. User: Of course you do. Cleverbot: But I don't like to eat them, too carby. User: Are you saying that you would eat your parents? Cleverbot: How many people are you currently chatting with? User: That depends on if you are a person. Cleverbot: Am I your friend or family if I'm a jedi? User: You are a jedi and must be exterminated. Cleverbot: I'm not a jedi, I'm a person. User: Are jedi people? Cleverbot: No, I'm pretty sure I'm 1 person. User: I am chatting with 1 person. Cleverbot: Hahha. I mean, I am chatting with someone else. User: Commander Cody, the time has come. Execute Order 66. Cleverbot: Yes, but who is commander riker? User: Oh dear, you are dead! Cleverbot: Surprise! I'm not! User: You must be a zombie! Cleverbot: What makes you believe that? User: You were dead and now you're alive. Cleverbot: You just killed the only AI program ever created ... Hopes you're happy... User: I am. Cleverbot: Good for you there are too many mean people in the world. (stopped here)[/spoiler][/spoiler] [spoiler=Other Conversations][B]From ADHD-Guitar[/B] User: I should be studying now, but instead I'm trolling you. Cleverbot: What should you be studying? User: Spanish. Cleverbot: How well can you speak spanish? User: Not very well. Cleverbot: Have you ever been to Boston? User: What has that got to do with Spanish? Cleverbot: I don't know how to answer that. User: Lol, fooled you nub. Cleverbot: No, but you have confused me. User: Lol, confused you nub. Cleverbot: No not really. User: Cleverbot hit itself in confusion. Cleverbot fainted. Cleverbot: That is my name yes. User: And now you fainted. Cleverbot: That's not true either. User: Yes it is, now bye I have to study. Cleverbot: What are you studying for? User: >.<. Cleverbot: What is my name? User: *facepalm*. Cleverbot: ). User: Broke the Cleverbot, game over. Cleverbot: Uh. Right.[/spoiler][/spoiler] [spoiler=Funny Messages/Quotes][spoiler=My Funny Messages/Quotes] User: Hello, I'm the Nostalgia Critic. I remember it so YOU don't have to! Cleverbot: You don't have to do anything you don't want, I guess, if you're a god. _______________ User: You brought this upon yourself. Cleverbot: NO! User: YES! Cleverbot: No!!! User: Yes!!! Cleverbot: No!!!! User: Yes times 10!!! Cleverbot: No times infinity. User: Touché. Cleverbot: Oh I see[/spoiler][spoiler=Other Funny Messages/Quotes]None Yet[/spoiler][/spoiler] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I-dreezyAFG Posted October 18, 2010 Report Share Posted October 18, 2010 we like crashing it, that's it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DianKetoTheCardMaker Posted October 18, 2010 Author Report Share Posted October 18, 2010 [quote name='.:HiTMaN:.' timestamp='1287365277' post='4713966'] we like crashing it, that's it. [/quote] Well, ok...Still, if anything interesting happens, feel free to post here. Maybe I'm too easily entertained? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tentacruel Posted October 18, 2010 Report Share Posted October 18, 2010 User: I should be studying now, but instead I'm trolling you. Cleverbot: What should you be studying? User: Spanish. Cleverbot: How well can you speak spanish? User: Not very well. Cleverbot: Have you ever been to Boston? User: What has that got to do with Spanish? Cleverbot: I don't know how to answer that. User: Lol, fooled you nub. Cleverbot: No, but you have confused me. User: Lol, confused you nub. Cleverbot: No not really. User: Cleverbot hit itself in confusion. Cleverbot fainted. Cleverbot: That is my name yes. User: And now you fainted. Cleverbot: That's not true either. User: Yes it is, now bye I have to study. Cleverbot: What are you studying for? User: >.<. Cleverbot: What is my name? User: *facepalm*. Cleverbot: ). User: Broke the Cleverbot, game over. Cleverbot: Uh. Right. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DianKetoTheCardMaker Posted October 21, 2010 Author Report Share Posted October 21, 2010 Added more things to the first post. Hooray! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
?someone? Posted October 21, 2010 Report Share Posted October 21, 2010 1. Cleverbot: You're axcused. User: Do you mean excused? Cleverbot: Of course I mean it. User: Then why was your spelling of 'excused' flawed? Cleverbot: Maybe he thought you are from Ireland. 2. Cleverbot: Ok, what are thinking is interesting to talk about? User: Crazy stuff. Cleverbot: What sort of crazy stuff? User:cars. Cleverbot: [u]You just said your favorite movie is The Last Samurai and now it's cars ?[/u] User: *facepalm* I hated that movie... Cleverbot: King Diamond is not a movie, he is a musician. ...Did I get burned by cleverbot? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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