Big Blob

[Stan Alda]

I came up with these 6 while working on a fan fic. I'm not quite sure about the OCG, so bear with me.

[spoiler=Big Blob]Big Blob
Level 5
WATER/Aqua/Effect
This monster cannot be Normal Summoned or Set. This monster can only be special summoned by offering 5 “Slime Token”s on your side of the field as a Tribute. Once per turn, you may select one monster on your opponent's side of the field and equip it as an Equip Spell Card to this monster. Only one monster may be equipped to this card at a time. If this monster is destroyed by battle or a Spell, Trap, or Effect Monster effect, the equipped monster is returned to your opponent's side of the field. If your opponent has 5 monsters on their side of the field, the equipped monster is returned to the opponent's Hand.
0/2000[/spoiler]

[spoiler=Big Blob of Revival]Big Blob of Revival
Level 8
WATER/Aqua/Fusion/Effect
“Big Blob”+“Revival Jam”
When this card is sent to the Graveyard as a result of battle, you can Special summon this card at your next Standby Phase by paying 1500 Life Points. Place it on the field in face-up Attack Position. The card cannot declare an attack until your following turn. Once per turn, you may select one monster on your opponent's side of the field and equip it as and Equip Spell Card to this monster. Only one monster may be equipped to this card at a time. If this monster is destroyed by battle or a Spell, Trap, or Effect Monster effect, the equipped monster is returned to your opponent's side of the field. If your opponent has 5 monsters on their side of the field, the equipped monster is returned to the opponent's Hand.
0/3000[/spoiler]

[spoiler=Big Blob of Control]Big Blob of Control
Level 8
WATER/Aqua/Fusion/Effect
"Big Blob"+"Union Rider"
Once per turn, you may select one monster on your opponent's side of the field and equip it as and Equip Spell Card to this monster. Only one monster may be equipped to this card at a time. The ATK of this card becomes the half the ATK of the monster equipped to this card. If this monster is destroyed by battle or a Spell, Trap, or Effect Monster effect, the equipped monster is returned to your opponent's side of the field.
0/2500[/spoiler]

[spoiler=Big Blob of Protection]Big Blob of Protection
Level 8
WATER/Aqua/Fusion/Effect
"Big Blob"+"Freezing Beast"
Once per turn, during your Main Phase, if you control this monster on the field, you can equip it to one monster on your side of the field as an Equip Spell Card OR unequip the Union equipment and Special Summon this card in face-up Attack Position. (1 monster can only be equipped with 1 Union Monster at a time. If the equipped monster is destroyed as a result of battle, destroy this card instead.)
0/2500[/spoiler]

And, on the spicier side of things, I made two more:

[spoiler=Sentient Chili Pepper]Sentient Chili Pepper
Level 3
FIRE/Plant/Effect
If this monster is destroyed in battle, inflict 500 damage to your opponent's Life Points.
0/400[/spoiler]

[spoiler=Pepper-Spray Maiden]Pepper-Spray Maiden
Level 4
FIRE/Spellcaster/Fusion/Effect
“The Unhappy Maiden”+“Sentient Chili Pepper”
If an opponent's monster declares an attack on this monster, the attacking monster cannot attack next turn. If this monster is destroyed in battle, inflict 500 damage to your opponent's Life Points.
1000/1500[/spoiler]

Is the name turning you off? I can certainly change it if needed.

[Stan Alda]

Added 2 more monsters. Give it a look. Now. Or else.
(You do realize I'm kidding right?)