Darth Revan of the Sith Posted January 26, 2011 Report Share Posted January 26, 2011 i know i dont get it either. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nu. Posted January 26, 2011 Report Share Posted January 26, 2011 [quote name='Halubaris Maphotika' timestamp='1296076116' post='4963020'] I was playing 7-Card stud with FDR, Hitler, Mussolini, Churchill, Tojo, and Stalin. Things were going fine until Hitler ran out of beer and FDR was whining cuz Tojo wouldnt Shut up about his polio. Then Tojo won a hand with a full house and Stalin got ticked off and started yambling something in Russian. Meanwhile I was about to win a hand with a straight flush until Hitler got me with a Royal Flush, I dont even think Stalin liked playing the game because he was communist and therefore money wasnt exactly... yea... Anyways the currency we were playing with was in gold coins. Churchill kinda just sat there for most of the game smoking a cigar until he got into a fight with the Dali Llama (?). Then Martin Luther King walked in and asked if he could play but got into a fight with Martin Luther over the Rights to the name "Martin Luther". and then Julius ceasar walked in and then everybody just went quiet. That didnt last very long when a jew walked in and asked to play. It was there that Hitler beraded the jew. I was quarreling with Hitler cuz i was defending the Jew until we both got into a fight, and when the fight was over stalin pushed FDR down a flight of stairs and churchill got really ticked off and fought with stalin. It was there that everybody was fighting until it stopped because we realized while we were fighting Tojo grabbed the money and hightailed it out of the building... [/quote] HISTORY. WHAT HAS IT DONE FOR US? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Revan of the Sith Posted January 26, 2011 Report Share Posted January 26, 2011 aw come on its my favorite subject Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fusion X. Denver Posted January 27, 2011 Report Share Posted January 27, 2011 I took a look at that hall of fame. Not bad, but none come close to mine on terms of weirdness. When I was 5, I had a dream that my parents were throwing a party. I was looking for my mom and dad, but I saw nothing but tons of adults laughing and talking that I didn't know. After looking everywhere, I sat down on my couch all depressed. Then I notice McDonald's ice cream sitting on my living room table. So I started eating it, but then I look to my right and I see my friend's dog sitting there staring at me (I was afraid of dogs at the time). He then SPOKE to me, saying, "I'm going to eat...your ICE CREAM!" And then, as if I was watching behind my eyes like a television, the dog went "off-screen" and I could hear it gobbling down my ice cream. During this, some really corny carnival music began playing. ... Yeah .-. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Makο Posted January 27, 2011 Report Share Posted January 27, 2011 I left my room and went into the hall at midnight. I looked down the hall and saw an alligator. So I ran into my parents room, awoke my mom and told her. Silently, she got up, grabbed our vacuum cleaner, and with one hand, beat the alligator to death with it. :\ I was young. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DARKPLANT RISING Posted January 27, 2011 Report Share Posted January 27, 2011 [quote name='Metagross386' timestamp='1296053601' post='4961985'] Wow your dreams seem messed up ._. [/quote] They're messed up, but it's a real pleasure. *Explodes* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mehmani Posted January 27, 2011 Report Share Posted January 27, 2011 Had a dream about a serial killer dubbed "The Toe Monster" due to the fact that he only killed people with osteoporosis and removed their toes after death. Now tell me that isn't weird. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
?someone? Posted January 29, 2011 Report Share Posted January 29, 2011 A cow driving a mustang ran me over, then screamed "MUST DRINK MORE MILK" at me before driving away. yeah. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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