Darth Duelist Posted December 13, 2010 Report Share Posted December 13, 2010 I've been seeing a few Christmas Threads about Christmas Wishlists, and just other General Christmas. Then I had the [size="6"]BEST IDEA EVER![/size] How about we make a thread based on Custom Jingle Bell songs? Like "Jingle Bells Batman Smells, Robin laid an egg, batmobile lost a wheel....". So here's mine. You guys may have different variants, and if you do, please post them on this thread! Dashing through the snow In a one horse open sleigh O'er the fields we go Crashing all the way The snow is turning red I think I'm almost dead All I want for Christmas is A bullet in my head Oh, jingle bells, batman smells Robin laid an egg, Batmobile lost a wheel And Joker took ballet, hey, Of course, there's more to the song, but I'm just posting the altered part. I want to see all the funny variations ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NeoDemonX Posted December 13, 2010 Report Share Posted December 13, 2010 I have one for Naruto Oh, jingle bells, Naruto smells Sasuke buys a cat, Guy loss his youth of life. And Madara went blind, hey So what do you think. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anbu-of-Sand Posted December 13, 2010 Report Share Posted December 13, 2010 [quote name='NeoDemonX' timestamp='1292207898' post='4848169'] I have one for Naruto Oh, jingle bells, Naruto smells Sasuke buys a cat, Guy loss his youth of life. And Madara went blind, hey So what do you think. [/quote] Needs moar rhymes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghoulish Posted December 14, 2010 Report Share Posted December 14, 2010 yea that was fair bad O jingle bells, bleach is hell ichigo is a fagg, his always a coward, Aizens so overpowered and the show should have never started, hey! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sаmurai Posted December 14, 2010 Report Share Posted December 14, 2010 [quote name='Bluster Soldier' timestamp='1292319169' post='4851481'] yea that was fair bad O jingle bells, bleach is hell ichigo is a fagg, his always a coward, Aizens so overpowered and the show should have never started, hey! [/quote] Dissing Bleach is like f***ing for virginity, it just ain't right. Needs spelling and grammar work. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghoulish Posted December 14, 2010 Report Share Posted December 14, 2010 Yea or Bleach is just crap? EDIT: O jingle bells, Bleach is hell Ichigo is a f**, His always a coward Aizens so overpowered And the show should have never started, hey! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.Starrk Posted December 14, 2010 Report Share Posted December 14, 2010 @Buster soldier Grammar is still off. 911, 911 Grandma's got a gun! Shot me in the side bone, and kicked me in the butt hey! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sаmurai Posted December 14, 2010 Report Share Posted December 14, 2010 [quote name='Bluster Soldier' timestamp='1292363931' post='4852671'] Yea or Bleach is just crap? EDIT: O jingle bells, Bleach is hell Ichigo is a f**, His always a coward Aizens so overpowered And the show should have never started, hey! [/quote] Talk and taste your toungue. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tentacruel Posted December 14, 2010 Report Share Posted December 14, 2010 You have to make the syllables add up to the correct amount. Jingle Bells, Claymore smells, Clare got her head cut off!!!! Raki is dead, the Yoma got fed, and the whole series sucks balls! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghoulish Posted December 15, 2010 Report Share Posted December 15, 2010 [quote name='Sаmurai' timestamp='1292368630' post='4852931'] Talk and taste your toungue. [/quote] Cut and Shave your hair.[quote name='Coyote Starrk' timestamp='1292367278' post='4852821'] @Buster soldier Grammar is still off. 911, 911 Grandma's got a gun! Shot me in the side bone, and kicked me in the butt hey! [/quote] @ need more rhyming and grammer is off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saturn of Elemia Posted December 15, 2010 Report Share Posted December 15, 2010 Jingle Bells, Santa fell Down a flight of stairs Santa died and went to hell And no one really cares. Hey! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sаmurai Posted December 15, 2010 Report Share Posted December 15, 2010 [quote name='Bluster Soldier' timestamp='1292386437' post='4853799'] Cut and Shave your hair. @ need more rhyming and grammer is off. [/quote] You have no idea behind the meaning of what I just said. You may now though once you think. You are what people like to call; "a fail troll" if you don't deem yourself a troll then you are just an idiot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zimiri of the Muse Posted December 16, 2010 Report Share Posted December 16, 2010 Dashing through the thread with my comment at the ready By the trolls we go Flaming all the way This thread is turning spamish I think It's almost locked All I want to do this week Is to build up my post count Oh, jingle mods, jingle mods I think i got warned YCM lost its fun And good times gone away, hey! Oh, jingle mods, jingle mods I think i got warned YCM lost its fun And good times gone away, hey! A day or two ago I thought I'd post a thread And soon as a topic Was planted in my mind The thread was smart and and great Then disaster strikes The idea it slips away And then I got upset Oh, jingle mods, jingle mods I think i got warned YCM lost its fun And good times gone away, hey! Oh, jingle mods, jingle mods I think i got warned YCM lost its fun And good times gone away, hey! Oh, jingle mods, jingle mods I think i got warned YCM lost its fun And good times gone away, hey! [spoiler=[b] 12 days of YCM [/b] not done] On the first day of YCM, The Mods gave to us A thread for all Christmas stuff. On the second day of YCM, The Mods gave to us. Two new forums, And thread for all Christmas stuff. On the third day of YCM, The Mods gave to us. Three new members, Two new forums, And a thread for all Christmas stuff.. On the fourth day of YCM, The Mods gave to us Four calling birds, Three French hens, Two turtle doves, And a partridge in a pear tree. On the fifth day of Christmas, my true love sent to me Five golden rings, Four calling birds, Three French hens, Two turtle doves, And a partridge in a pear tree. On the sixth day of Christmas, my true love sent to me Six geese a-laying, Five golden rings, Four calling birds, Three French hens, Two turtle doves, And a partridge in a pear tree. On the seventh day of Christmas, my true love sent to me Seven swans a-swimming, Six geese a-laying, Five golden rings, Four calling birds, Three French hens, Two turtle doves, And a partridge in a pear tree. On the eighth day of Christmas, my true love sent to me Eight maids a-milking, Seven swans a-swimming, Six geese a-laying, Five golden rings, Four calling birds, Three French hens, Two turtle doves, And a partridge in a pear tree. On the ninth day of Christmas, my true love sent to me Nine ladies dancing, Eight maids a-milking, Seven swans a-swimming, Six geese a-laying, Five golden rings, Four calling birds, Three French hens, Two turtle doves, And a partridge in a pear tree. On the tenth day of Christmas, my true love sent to me Ten lords a-leaping, Nine ladies dancing, Eight maids a-milking, Seven swans a-swimming, Six geese a-laying, Five golden rings, Four calling birds, Three French hens, Two turtle doves, And a partridge in a pear tree. On the eleventh day of Christmas, my true love sent to me Eleven pipers piping, Ten lords a-leaping, Nine ladies dancing, Eight maids a-milking, Seven swans a-swimming, Six geese a-laying, Five golden rings, Four calling birds, Three French hens, Two turtle doves, And a partridge in a pear tree. On the twelfth day of Christmas, my true love sent to me Twelve drummers drumming, Eleven pipers piping, Ten lords a-leaping, Nine ladies dancing, Eight maids a-milking, Seven swans a-swimming, Six geese a-laying, Five golden rings, Four calling birds, Three French hens, Two turtle doves, And a partridge in a pear tree! [/spoiler] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Duelist Posted December 16, 2010 Author Report Share Posted December 16, 2010 [quote name='NeoDemonX' timestamp='1292207898' post='4848169'] I have one for Naruto Oh, jingle bells, Naruto smells Sasuke buys a cat, Guy loss his youth of life. And Madara went blind, hey So what do you think. [/quote] LOL but it doesn't fully rhyme. Like the part where it says Madara went blind. It'd be funny if Madara did go blind. Wait. Didn't he go blind and he had to take his bro's eyes or something? That's kinda creepy though... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heavens Guardian Posted December 16, 2010 Report Share Posted December 16, 2010 [sup]Jingle Bell Someone Smell I killed someone I love someone Dont kill me People I am not good at songs...............[/sup] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Duelist Posted December 17, 2010 Author Report Share Posted December 17, 2010 [quote name='Zimiri of the Muse' timestamp='1292466886' post='4856040'] Dashing through the thread with my comment at the ready By the trolls we go Flaming all the way This thread is turning spamish I think It's almost locked All I want to do this week Is to build up my post count Oh, jingle mods, jingle mods I think i got warned YCM lost its fun And good times gone away, hey! Oh, jingle mods, jingle mods I think i got warned YCM lost its fun And good times gone away, hey! A day or two ago I thought I'd post a thread And soon as a topic Was planted in my mind The thread was smart and and great Then disaster strikes The idea it slips away And then I got upset Oh, jingle mods, jingle mods I think i got warned YCM lost its fun And good times gone away, hey! Oh, jingle mods, jingle mods I think i got warned YCM lost its fun And good times gone away, hey! Oh, jingle mods, jingle mods I think i got warned YCM lost its fun And good times gone away, hey! [spoiler=[b] 12 days of YCM [/b] not done] On the first day of YCM, The Mods gave to us A thread for all Christmas stuff. On the second day of YCM, The Mods gave to us. Two new forums, And thread for all Christmas stuff. On the third day of YCM, The Mods gave to us. Three new members, Two new forums, And a thread for all Christmas stuff.. On the fourth day of YCM, The Mods gave to us Four calling birds, Three French hens, Two turtle doves, And a partridge in a pear tree. On the fifth day of Christmas, my true love sent to me Five golden rings, Four calling birds, Three French hens, Two turtle doves, And a partridge in a pear tree. On the sixth day of Christmas, my true love sent to me Six geese a-laying, Five golden rings, Four calling birds, Three French hens, Two turtle doves, And a partridge in a pear tree. On the seventh day of Christmas, my true love sent to me Seven swans a-swimming, Six geese a-laying, Five golden rings, Four calling birds, Three French hens, Two turtle doves, And a partridge in a pear tree. On the eighth day of Christmas, my true love sent to me Eight maids a-milking, Seven swans a-swimming, Six geese a-laying, Five golden rings, Four calling birds, Three French hens, Two turtle doves, And a partridge in a pear tree. On the ninth day of Christmas, my true love sent to me Nine ladies dancing, Eight maids a-milking, Seven swans a-swimming, Six geese a-laying, Five golden rings, Four calling birds, Three French hens, Two turtle doves, And a partridge in a pear tree. On the tenth day of Christmas, my true love sent to me Ten lords a-leaping, Nine ladies dancing, Eight maids a-milking, Seven swans a-swimming, Six geese a-laying, Five golden rings, Four calling birds, Three French hens, Two turtle doves, And a partridge in a pear tree. On the eleventh day of Christmas, my true love sent to me Eleven pipers piping, Ten lords a-leaping, Nine ladies dancing, Eight maids a-milking, Seven swans a-swimming, Six geese a-laying, Five golden rings, Four calling birds, Three French hens, Two turtle doves, And a partridge in a pear tree. On the twelfth day of Christmas, my true love sent to me Twelve drummers drumming, Eleven pipers piping, Ten lords a-leaping, Nine ladies dancing, Eight maids a-milking, Seven swans a-swimming, Six geese a-laying, Five golden rings, Four calling birds, Three French hens, Two turtle doves, And a partridge in a pear tree! [/spoiler] [/quote] How about next time you post a song that was LESS FUNNY, lol omg I couldn't stop laughing.. Jingle mods? Seriously, LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zimiri of the Muse Posted December 17, 2010 Report Share Posted December 17, 2010 [quote name='Darth Duelist' timestamp='1292547150' post='4858157'] How about next time you post a song that was LESS FUNNY, lol omg I couldn't stop laughing.. Jingle mods? Seriously, LOL [/quote] thanks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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