<}Alpha Frogodile{> Posted December 26, 2010 Report Share Posted December 26, 2010 "Hey, I'll pay you $4.99 for that $5 bill of yours." I seriously do this all the time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clair Posted December 26, 2010 Report Share Posted December 26, 2010 I ordered a cheesburger. I got a Fish O'Filet. >< Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mister Sir Posted December 26, 2010 Report Share Posted December 26, 2010 Burger, sans bun. Milkshake, hold the cup. I ordered it at Burger King and the guy at the counter was starting to get angry at me when I politely pointed out that Burger King's slogan was "Have It Your Way". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amethyst Phoenix Posted December 26, 2010 Report Share Posted December 26, 2010 [quote name='Revenant Black' timestamp='1293242207' post='4881654'] I like to make people RAEGQUIT in L4D via XBL. Then I send messages to them and tell them to break the disk and use it to cut their wrists. Or, at least I used to. [/quote] You still owe me a new disk. Also, cheese is never optional. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nu. Posted December 26, 2010 Report Share Posted December 26, 2010 My friend made a prank call to Dominoes once, that went something like: Brainless Employee: "Hello, this is Dominoes pizza, what can I do for you?" Friend: "Heyyy... I'd like a meat feast... Except without the meat..." Employee: "..." Friend: "And the cheese... And the tomato... And the pizza..." Employee: "*Hangs up.*"[quote name='Luxord' timestamp='1293346032' post='4883884'] I ordered it at Burger King and the guy at the counter was starting to get angry at me when I politely pointed out that Burger King's slogan was "Have It Your Way". [/quote] I thought that was what someone says when you've provoked them to kill you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WattDragon Posted December 26, 2010 Report Share Posted December 26, 2010 "can i get a mcflurry, without the flurry" *taps someones shoulder and walks the oposite way* ask strangers what thier problem is Dont listen Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cyber-Valleyâ„¢ Posted December 26, 2010 Report Share Posted December 26, 2010 I have a big massive list: Im probably the most random person ever: 1) went to park 1 day and there where these dudes and girls about 3 years older than me (1 boy and 2 grls). yeah they where on the swing so i waited. When they got off cos they where chasin the boy i just legged for it and started swinging on it xD. they where like ffs but he was liek let him on it hes only 10 (ggrrr so what if im short for my age im 13 lorl) yeah so i was just swingin there and tey started talking to me so i pretended i couldnt talk . i was liek miming evrything lorl. it was so funny. well anyway they where like when can we go on blah blah blah so i just stayed on. when they where leaving i went back on the climbing wall and they where like >:/ wtf?!?! so they where coming back and i got back on it again lorl. 2)i draw dinosaurs and pretend they are real and they eat my friend. 3)i belly flop onto ice 4)i pretend i have mental problems and pretend im a monkey (dont ask me why ^^^ its explained up there lol. naa but srsly i dont have mental problems) 5) i do all this stuff infront of ppl i love. as in grls i really liek and thats y they dont liek me . 6) thats it xD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeymadman Posted December 26, 2010 Report Share Posted December 26, 2010 Usher:Have a nice movie Sir Me: You too Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Makο Posted December 26, 2010 Report Share Posted December 26, 2010 I'll spurt out random references from things I watch, such as RvB and YGOTAS. I do it just to confuse the people around me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tomiix Posted December 26, 2010 Report Share Posted December 26, 2010 [color="#FFFFFF"][s]I masturbate[/s][/color] Wow thats a tuffy... I guess well sometimes I play a video game I know I hate and I keep failing at, just to make sure I ACTUALLY hate it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nu. Posted December 26, 2010 Report Share Posted December 26, 2010 [quote name='Mako109' timestamp='1293398867' post='4884968'] I'll spurt out random references from things I watch, such as RvB and YGOTAS. I do it just to confuse the people around me. [/quote] That's like me, except for me it's 4Chan memes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zimiri of the Muse Posted January 3, 2011 Report Share Posted January 3, 2011 [quote name='Cyber-Valleyâ„¢' timestamp='1293398366' post='4884936'] I have a big massive list: Im probably the most random person ever:1) went to park 1 day and there where these dudes and girls about 3 years older than me (1 boy and 2 grls). yeah they where on the swing so i waited. When they got off cos they where chasin the boy i just legged for it and started swinging on it xD. they where like ffs but he was liek let him on it hes only 10 (ggrrr so what if im short for my age im 13 lorl) yeah so i was just swingin there and tey started talking to me so i pretended i couldnt talk . i was liek miming evrything lorl. it was so funny. well anyway they where like when can we go on blah blah blah so i just stayed on. when they where leaving i went back on the climbing wall and they where like >:/ wtf?!?! so they where coming back and i got back on it again lorl.2)i draw dinosaurs and pretend they are real and they eat my friend.3)i belly flop onto ice -_-4)i pretend i have mental problems and pretend im a monkey (dont ask me why ^^^ its explained up there lol. naa but srsly i dont have mental problems)5) i do all this stuff infront of ppl i love. as in grls i really liek and thats y they dont liek me .6) thats it xD [/quote] 13 year old's who are mistaken for 12 and under because of their height unite! um randomness, I will randomly call every person on the street and in pictures Micheal Phelps. I will pick pocket my friends I'll push crosswalk buttons on busy streets and then not cross. (i've been cussed at so many times) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mehmani Posted January 4, 2011 Report Share Posted January 4, 2011 [quote name='Opalmoon' timestamp='1293193305' post='4879916'] When I have my camera with me I photograph random things. [/quote] My sister does that and it irritates me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gospel. Posted January 4, 2011 Report Share Posted January 4, 2011 I shout swears and twitch my neck. Is that a problem? naaaaaah. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xazeon Posted January 5, 2011 Report Share Posted January 5, 2011 I like to put things in other people's drinks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nu. Posted January 5, 2011 Report Share Posted January 5, 2011 [quote name='Xazeon' timestamp='1294197679' post='4912629'] I like to put things in other people's drinks. [/quote] lolrape Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Revan of the Sith Posted January 5, 2011 Report Share Posted January 5, 2011 I join certain religions for a period of time then move on to another one. I have no idea why i do this. *Sigh* im weird... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xazeon Posted January 5, 2011 Report Share Posted January 5, 2011 [quote name='Nu.' timestamp='1294250711' post='4913519'] lolrape [/quote] Want some Kool Aid? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lt. Colonel Remo Posted January 6, 2011 Report Share Posted January 6, 2011 [quote name='Monkeymadman' timestamp='1293398740' post='4884960'] Usher:Have a nice movie Sir Me: You too [/quote] This happened today Librarian: Enjoy your book Me: You Too Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nu. Posted January 6, 2011 Report Share Posted January 6, 2011 [quote name='Xazeon' timestamp='1294265070' post='4914049'] Want some Kool Aid? [/quote] Ketamine-free? :'D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mister Sir Posted January 6, 2011 Report Share Posted January 6, 2011 [quote name='Xazeon' timestamp='1294265070' post='4914049'] Want some Kool Aid? [/quote] Whoa now, you should only ask that if you know he's black. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lt. Colonel Remo Posted January 6, 2011 Report Share Posted January 6, 2011 Dude if he was Black then it would be called "Purple drink" I live in a ghetto neighborhood. I would know. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mister Sir Posted January 7, 2011 Report Share Posted January 7, 2011 [quote name='ItacÑ’i' timestamp='1294356710' post='4916388'] Dude if he was Black then it would be called "Purple drink" I live in a ghetto neighborhood. I would know. [/quote] You don't know nothin' Black guys drink Kool-aid all the time Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RAEGING D0GKING Posted January 7, 2011 Report Share Posted January 7, 2011 [quote name='=Evangelion=' timestamp='1293231951' post='4881330'] I do that too. I put it on my forehead most of the time. [/quote] OMG same here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kizzi Posted January 7, 2011 Report Share Posted January 7, 2011 [quote name='JG.' timestamp='1293194898' post='4879951'] One of my friends often goes around in public, commenting on random girls boobs and asking them what bra size they use. He has recieved more slaps than I can count xD [/quote] This is a brilliant idea and I shall follow suit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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