rotfl Posted January 2, 2011 Report Share Posted January 2, 2011 so have you guys ever had any amazing comebacks to an insult before? try to keep it clean please ^-^" mine was: at a band concert, we were getting our picture taken. danny a few rows back from me was combing his hair. our band teacher yelled for everyone to hear, "danny, your hair looks fine! put the comb away!" and everyone laughed. douglass beside me (don't know how to spell his name) simply stated: douglass: what is danny doing this time? me: i dunno, trying to look good for once? hee hee ^-^ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.Starrk Posted January 2, 2011 Report Share Posted January 2, 2011 http://forum.yugiohcardmaker.net/topic/231472-the-worst-insult-imagiable-or-perhaps-a-comeback/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zimiri of the Muse Posted January 2, 2011 Report Share Posted January 2, 2011 Lunchtime. The teacher walks by andsays. "Paul, your coach won't let you play ifyou don't eat your veggies." Paul said "he wouldn't cut his best player" I say "maybe not paul but he can still cut you." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rotfl Posted January 3, 2011 Author Report Share Posted January 3, 2011 [quote name='Zimiri of the Muse' timestamp='1293989559' post='4906317'] Lunchtime. The teacher walks by andsays. "Paul, your coach won't let you play ifyou don't eat your veggies." Paul said "he wouldn't cut his best player" I say "maybe not paul but he can still cut you." [/quote] oooh, nice another one wasn't really a comeback, but everyone thought it was funny for some reason... *blurred out name*: My marker is too fat to draw this! Me: ask your marker if it's ever heard of nutri-system, *blurred out name*. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yang Xiao-Long Posted January 3, 2011 Report Share Posted January 3, 2011 This appeared in a random order on my iPod's joke app: "So I'm walking with a friend of mine, and he stares into space. Unfortunately, he zoned out while staring at an apparently irritable yet hot chick, who then walked up and said to him, 'What are YOU looking at?!' I came to the rescue with, 'Oh, I'm sorry. My friend thought you were hot, but sadly he was mistaken.'" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zimiri of the Muse Posted January 3, 2011 Report Share Posted January 3, 2011 [quote name='Shion Kaito' timestamp='1294072127' post='4908965'] This appeared in a random order on my iPod's joke app:"So I'm walking with a friend of mine, and he stares into space. Unfortunately, he zoned out while staring at an apparently irritable yet hot chick, who then walked up and said to him, 'What are YOU looking at?!'I came to the rescue with, 'Oh, I'm sorry. My friend thought you were hot, but sadly he was mistaken.'" [/quote] that is one of the funniest insults I have ever heard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nаruto Posted January 3, 2011 Report Share Posted January 3, 2011 Well, basically my bud' Billy had cheated on his girlfriend, when I found out I said; "Hey Bill' who did you have an affair with? Your right hand?" at this point everyone around the table burst out laughing. One of my proud moments. ;D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rotfl Posted January 3, 2011 Author Report Share Posted January 3, 2011 [quote name='Shion Kaito' timestamp='1294072127' post='4908965'] This appeared in a random order on my iPod's joke app: "So I'm walking with a friend of mine, and he stares into space. Unfortunately, he zoned out while staring at an apparently irritable yet hot chick, who then walked up and said to him, 'What are YOU looking at?!' I came to the rescue with, 'Oh, I'm sorry. My friend thought you were hot, but sadly he was mistaken.'" [/quote] would've been better if you had said, "hes looking at your ugly face." just imo ;P [quote name='Nаruto' timestamp='1294087304' post='4909269'] Well, basically my bud' Billy had cheated on his girlfriend, when I found out I said; "Hey Bill' who did you have an affair with? Your right hand?" at this point everyone around the table burst out laughing. One of my proud moments. ;D [/quote] i have to use this sometime xD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DARKPLANT RISING Posted January 4, 2011 Report Share Posted January 4, 2011 I pulled down the school bully's underpants. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marisa Kirisame-ze Posted January 4, 2011 Report Share Posted January 4, 2011 I'm kind of witty irl. I have comebacks from time to time, but only to the people who really annoy me. I tease my friends all the time, but that's just laughable and playing around. A girl was all in my face about understanding my intentions when I do something, but in retrospect, we don't even talk and she barely knows me. So I was like "You don't know me, you only wish you did". I don't know why, but that shut her up. It wasn't even that witty or smart, but I'll take it. So then I was like [IMG]http://i53.tinypic.com/vfefb9.jpg[/IMG] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rotfl Posted January 4, 2011 Author Report Share Posted January 4, 2011 @=Evangelion=: that isn't nice now. school is a place to make friends.[/whatmomwouldsay] and you would probably be arrested for child stripping if you did that... @Marisa Kirisame-ze: then give an example, or two, or five... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DARKPLANT RISING Posted January 4, 2011 Report Share Posted January 4, 2011 [quote name='rotfl' timestamp='1294104096' post='4910148'] @=Evangelion=: that isn't nice now. school is a place to make friends.[/whatmomwouldsay] and you would probably be arrested for child stripping if you did that...[/quote] The school bully pulled down the underpants of like, ten people per day. I suppose it served him right. Also, my old school school had no laws. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rotfl Posted January 4, 2011 Author Report Share Posted January 4, 2011 wait, are we talking underpants, like all the way, or just the front, top pants? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nu. Posted January 4, 2011 Report Share Posted January 4, 2011 [quote name='rotfl' timestamp='1294105206' post='4910204'] wait, are we talking underpants, like all the way, or just the front, top pants? [/quote] In England we call it 'dropping'. It's both underpants and pants, all the way. It's also a dominantly male thing, and ironically, all the homophobes do it. Anyway, whenever the annoying kid in class asks me what we're doing, 'cause they haven't been paying attention, I just turn around and say "Your mum". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rotfl Posted January 4, 2011 Author Report Share Posted January 4, 2011 wow that's really... um... barbaric? xD and in america we say 'your mom' so much it isn't funny. i know a kid who's like: me: are you ok? guy: your mom's ok. like that. it's stupid now xD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yang Xiao-Long Posted January 4, 2011 Report Share Posted January 4, 2011 Where I live, "your mom" is so overused that it's become an unintentional meme-of-sorts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DARKPLANT RISING Posted January 4, 2011 Report Share Posted January 4, 2011 [quote name='rotfl' timestamp='1294105206' post='4910204'] wait, are we talking underpants, like all the way, or just the front, top pants? [/quote] Both. He had hairy balls. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ieyasu Tokugawa Posted January 4, 2011 Report Share Posted January 4, 2011 [quote name='=Evangelion=' timestamp='1294115741' post='4910574'] Both. He had hairy balls. [/quote] That is all we needed to picture. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rotfl Posted January 4, 2011 Author Report Share Posted January 4, 2011 [quote name='Metagross386' timestamp='1294120382' post='4910706'] That is all we needed to picture. [/quote] haha xD so we've been focusing on a couple comebacks, but i want to hear some more. anybody got some? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Legend Zero Posted January 4, 2011 Report Share Posted January 4, 2011 So this one time I was on YCM and saw this thread titled "burn! : P". Now I'm not the type to judge by appearances, but come on... Then I saw all the [i]hilarious[/i] jokes/comebacks in that thread, to put it in words would be unjust, so I decided to post (inorite?). After spending what seemed like eons at the keyboard, staring at the unchanging screen an idea struck me. So I hurriedly typed with all my might and managed to come up with the single most amazing comeback in the existence of all humanity............."Cool Story, Bro." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kizzi Posted January 4, 2011 Report Share Posted January 4, 2011 [quote name='Legend Zero' timestamp='1294154325' post='4911121'] So this one time I was on YCM and saw this thread titled "burn! : P". Now I'm not the type to judge by appearances, but come on... Then I saw all the [i]hilarious[/i] jokes/comebacks in that thread, to put it in words would be unjust, so I decided to post (inorite?). After spending what seemed like eons at the keyboard, staring at the unchanging screen an idea struck me. So I hurriedly typed with all my might and managed to come up with the single most amazing comeback in the existence of all humanity............."Cool Story, Bro." [/quote] You failed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Legend Zero Posted January 4, 2011 Report Share Posted January 4, 2011 [quote name='Kizzi' timestamp='1294167253' post='4911342'] You failed. [/quote] That's an even worse comeback, tbqh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kizzi Posted January 4, 2011 Report Share Posted January 4, 2011 [quote name='Legend Zero' timestamp='1294167672' post='4911349'] That's an even worse comeback, tbqh. [/quote] It's a comeback. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rotfl Posted January 5, 2011 Author Report Share Posted January 5, 2011 wow, i miss a lot when im in school Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xazeon Posted January 5, 2011 Report Share Posted January 5, 2011 You have a small penis. I'm one of those people who comeback with irrelevant insults. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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