rotfl Posted January 5, 2011 Author Report Share Posted January 5, 2011 [quote name='Xazeon' timestamp='1294196211' post='4912588'] You have a small p****. I'm one of those people who comeback with irrelevant insults. [/quote] "well at least i didn't have to pay for my girlfriend!" like that? xD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zeroshot Posted January 6, 2011 Report Share Posted January 6, 2011 [IMG]http://i52.tinypic.com/14cy9eo.jpg[/IMG] So this guy I was in a meeting with sees me eating tons of shrimp (it was pretty good shrimp), and this guy says "Hey George, the ocean called and they're running out of shrimp!" Everyone started laughing and I didn't know what to say. After the meeting, I finally came with (what I thought) was a great comeback, but when I told my friend Jerry about it, he didn't think it was funny I needed to use that comeback, so at the next meeting, I started eating twice as many shrimp as before! And sure enough, the same guy says "Hey George, the ocean called and they're running out of shrimp!" This time I was prepared and I said confidently: "The jerk store called, and they're running out of you!" I'll tell, I felt on top of the world once I bellowed my rebuttle, but then out of nowhere, the guy says "Who cares? You're their all time best seller!" What a life, amiright? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rotfl Posted January 7, 2011 Author Report Share Posted January 7, 2011 haha, yikes xD and bump Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rotfl Posted January 10, 2011 Author Report Share Posted January 10, 2011 bump? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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