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[quote name='ADHD-Guitar' timestamp='1295208348' post='4938948']
I actually don't have a girlfriend, but I was homeschooled, so I have a reasonable excuse.
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Homeschool can really f*** up your life :/

But then again it can be good. In some ways.
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[quote name='.:HiTMaN:.' timestamp='1295202063' post='4938661']
my gf once said if i ever try to get her pregnant she'll make me the mother (never understood that) and beat me so bad i'll need crutches in my sleep
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Rape her, and say you'll pay for the contraception.
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Single and proud.

My last GF was way too much of a b**** for me to handle.

[quote name='Clair' timestamp='1294974585' post='4933496']
I have yet to find a boyfriend/girlfriend. No hurry, right?

However, I have a secret crush on my best friend. I just don't want to say anything because I'm afraid of how she'll react. =/
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Common thing.

If she's really your best friend, she won't give a f***.
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Romanian boy with six pack = <3 As for Icy's advice, all girls are different and so are our ways of being asked out. My fiance acted like himself. Accent and romeo dialect. He asked me out through a coded Shakespearen verse. Took me 5 minutes to figure it out. He knows i get on here and he knows that i don't want him joining because...well...he's a bit of a nut really. He's an expert counter troll for one but jacka$$ would be more suitable. In short, life is a chess game to him and he slaughters with the king.
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i had a lot of chicks ask me out before, really, REALLY funny stories you wouldn't believe untill you had my ass hole friends explain to you he/she was there, but first they would tell you how i looked like a fa.ggot at the time.

i recently got a GF and i would concider this my first one because all the other ones lasted like 10 minutes. Some of them literally like 10 minutes, if you wanna hear the story bug me about it.

anyways GF loves how i can read her mind 0.o and she loves the stories about my previous "relationships" (they really wern't).
Plus we can crack jokes at each other that would normally piss people off and really laugh hard about it.
we know our faults is what im trying to get at...

[spoiler=am i virgin?] actually, yes i am. DONT LOOK AT ME I FAILED! XD
I have gotten blown (6 occasions also stories on that) and hand jobs (2 occasions also stories on that) and some one domed my finger once but thats not really anything it's just a really funny story... also yeah my freinds were not there then. [/spoiler]
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[quote name='GHawk' timestamp='1295461452' post='4944851']
I just got this girl. She's really nice and stuff. ANNNND is just happens to be YOUR MOMMA! xD
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thats just cause u got a face only a mother could love DISSED!!!

my gf usually says i've got a face that all girls want, along with swagga (never thought i'd be referenced with that word). i got her after beating up her ex boyfriend in a fite (it was a pre-orginizaded fite in which i never had beef with him until after my gf lol).
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Not dating anyone currently...I broke up with the last one (my third) because of opposing moral standards, and because she told me she kind of liked another guy too. She started dating him two days after I broke up with her.

I work with her, so seeing her there kind of sucks...especially when the new guy comes around and lingers.

So I'm flyin' solo for right now. It's not hurting me :lol:

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[quote name='Death Metal' timestamp='1295641331' post='4949136']
I have a girlfriend. She is laid back too. I really dig that. ;D
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Same here. I have a girlfriend that snowboards and plays video games. I'm pretty sure that's a double plus. Plus, she's effing beautiful.

But yeah, she really is great. The only problem is that one of my best friends, who's also a girl, doesn't like her. But besides that, beautiful, funny, everything I myself could ever want in a girl.
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[quote name='Beata Persequenda' timestamp='1295836789' post='4956275']
Same here. I have a girlfriend that snowboards and plays video games. I'm pretty sure that's a double plus. Plus, she's effing beautiful.

But yeah, she really is great. The only problem is that one of my best friends, who's also a girl, doesn't like her. But besides that, beautiful, funny, everything I myself could ever want in a girl.
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*brofist*

Hey man, tell your friend to go with the flow. Conflict makes everything worse. ;D
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[quote name='Death Metal' timestamp='1295847123' post='4956796']
*brofist*

Hey man, tell your friend to go with the flow. Conflict makes everything worse. ;D
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;D True story.

[quote name='Nu.' timestamp='1295885846' post='4957303']
Threesome > Negotiation.
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f***ing true enough. My friend is hot, too. ;D
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