Smesh Posted January 16, 2011 Report Share Posted January 16, 2011 [quote name='ADHD-Guitar' timestamp='1295208348' post='4938948'] I actually don't have a girlfriend, but I was homeschooled, so I have a reasonable excuse. [/quote] Homeschool can really f*** up your life :/ But then again it can be good. In some ways. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nu. Posted January 16, 2011 Report Share Posted January 16, 2011 [quote name='.:HiTMaN:.' timestamp='1295202063' post='4938661'] my gf once said if i ever try to get her pregnant she'll make me the mother (never understood that) and beat me so bad i'll need crutches in my sleep [/quote] Rape her, and say you'll pay for the contraception. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.Frostpaw Posted January 17, 2011 Report Share Posted January 17, 2011 [quote name='Mako109' timestamp='1295028839' post='4933988'] Single. Homeschooled. [/quote] Yeah, I know what that's like. I have no social life except online and at the comic shop where I play MTG. I Obviously don't have a gf. I just don't [i]need[/i] one now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ice. Posted January 17, 2011 Report Share Posted January 17, 2011 Single and proud. My last GF was way too much of a b**** for me to handle. [quote name='Clair' timestamp='1294974585' post='4933496'] I have yet to find a boyfriend/girlfriend. No hurry, right? However, I have a secret crush on my best friend. I just don't want to say anything because I'm afraid of how she'll react. =/ [/quote] Common thing. If she's really your best friend, she won't give a f***. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lt. Colonel Remo Posted January 17, 2011 Report Share Posted January 17, 2011 [quote name='Nu.' timestamp='1295212344' post='4939097'] Rape her, and say you'll pay for the contraception. [/quote] 0_0" You better delete that ASAP This topic is getting out of hand Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lewk Posted January 17, 2011 Report Share Posted January 17, 2011 [quote name='rotfl' timestamp='1294972837' post='4933421'] haha i can't believe half of you here [/quote] Stereotyping Yu-Gi-Oh players to be lifeless losers, much? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DARKPLANT RISING Posted January 17, 2011 Report Share Posted January 17, 2011 Only 2-D characters have girlfriends at my age. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brinolovania Posted January 17, 2011 Report Share Posted January 17, 2011 [quote name='=Evangelion=' timestamp='1295267767' post='4940463'] Only 2-D characters have girlfriends at my age. [/quote] Look at my school sometime. I can't believe I don't. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DARKPLANT RISING Posted January 18, 2011 Report Share Posted January 18, 2011 [quote name='!' timestamp='1295279468' post='4940705'] Look at my school sometime. I can't believe I don't. [/quote] Oh s***. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JadenxAtemYAOI Posted January 18, 2011 Report Share Posted January 18, 2011 Romanian boy with six pack = <3 As for Icy's advice, all girls are different and so are our ways of being asked out. My fiance acted like himself. Accent and romeo dialect. He asked me out through a coded Shakespearen verse. Took me 5 minutes to figure it out. He knows i get on here and he knows that i don't want him joining because...well...he's a bit of a nut really. He's an expert counter troll for one but jacka$$ would be more suitable. In short, life is a chess game to him and he slaughters with the king. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brinolovania Posted January 18, 2011 Report Share Posted January 18, 2011 [quote name='=Evangelion=' timestamp='1295355676' post='4942671'] Oh s***. [/quote] Exactly. Seriously, it's a bit scary... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WTFauKorean Posted January 19, 2011 Report Share Posted January 19, 2011 i had a lot of chicks ask me out before, really, REALLY funny stories you wouldn't believe untill you had my ass hole friends explain to you he/she was there, but first they would tell you how i looked like a fa.ggot at the time. i recently got a GF and i would concider this my first one because all the other ones lasted like 10 minutes. Some of them literally like 10 minutes, if you wanna hear the story bug me about it. anyways GF loves how i can read her mind 0.o and she loves the stories about my previous "relationships" (they really wern't). Plus we can crack jokes at each other that would normally piss people off and really laugh hard about it. we know our faults is what im trying to get at... [spoiler=am i virgin?] actually, yes i am. DONT LOOK AT ME I FAILED! XD I have gotten blown (6 occasions also stories on that) and hand jobs (2 occasions also stories on that) and some one domed my finger once but thats not really anything it's just a really funny story... also yeah my freinds were not there then. [/spoiler] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GHawk Posted January 19, 2011 Report Share Posted January 19, 2011 I just got this girl. She's really nice and stuff. ANNNND is just happens to be YOUR MOMMA! xD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I-dreezyAFG Posted January 19, 2011 Report Share Posted January 19, 2011 [quote name='GHawk' timestamp='1295461452' post='4944851'] I just got this girl. She's really nice and stuff. ANNNND is just happens to be YOUR MOMMA! xD [/quote] thats just cause u got a face only a mother could love DISSED!!! my gf usually says i've got a face that all girls want, along with swagga (never thought i'd be referenced with that word). i got her after beating up her ex boyfriend in a fite (it was a pre-orginizaded fite in which i never had beef with him until after my gf lol). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GHawk Posted January 20, 2011 Report Share Posted January 20, 2011 You didn't own me. You deleting those post just means I owned you and that other guy. [b]MZ EDIT: I deleted them. Now get back on-topic [i]and [/i]with appropriate posts.[/b] [b]GHawk EDIT: Oops. lol[/b] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Death Metal Posted January 21, 2011 Report Share Posted January 21, 2011 I have a girlfriend. She is laid back too. I really dig that. ;D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mehmani Posted January 21, 2011 Report Share Posted January 21, 2011 Summary of YCM Bf/Gf threads: Comment about imaginary Japanese girlfriend. Reply from weeaboo: OMG LUCKY Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tentacruel Posted January 21, 2011 Report Share Posted January 21, 2011 Tbh, the only couple girls my age that I know are kinda, err.... b****es... I mean they're not that bad, but they know me a little too well if you know what I mean. And since I'm pretty much a stereotypical nerd, not much use barking up that tree. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Death Metal Posted January 21, 2011 Report Share Posted January 21, 2011 [quote name='Mikhail Tal' timestamp='1295642964' post='4949175'] Summary of YCM Bf/Gf threads: Comment about imaginary Japanese girlfriend. Reply from weeaboo: OMG LUCKY [/quote] I wish my girlfriend would let me have an imaginary Japanese girlfriend. :'( Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~NOiSE~ Posted January 21, 2011 Report Share Posted January 21, 2011 Not dating anyone currently...I broke up with the last one (my third) because of opposing moral standards, and because she told me she kind of liked another guy too. She started dating him two days after I broke up with her. I work with her, so seeing her there kind of sucks...especially when the new guy comes around and lingers. So I'm flyin' solo for right now. It's not hurting me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
'tyleR Posted January 24, 2011 Report Share Posted January 24, 2011 [quote name='Death Metal' timestamp='1295641331' post='4949136'] I have a girlfriend. She is laid back too. I really dig that. ;D [/quote] Same here. I have a girlfriend that snowboards and plays video games. I'm pretty sure that's a double plus. Plus, she's effing beautiful. But yeah, she really is great. The only problem is that one of my best friends, who's also a girl, doesn't like her. But besides that, beautiful, funny, everything I myself could ever want in a girl. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Death Metal Posted January 24, 2011 Report Share Posted January 24, 2011 [quote name='Beata Persequenda' timestamp='1295836789' post='4956275'] Same here. I have a girlfriend that snowboards and plays video games. I'm pretty sure that's a double plus. Plus, she's effing beautiful. But yeah, she really is great. The only problem is that one of my best friends, who's also a girl, doesn't like her. But besides that, beautiful, funny, everything I myself could ever want in a girl. [/quote] *brofist* Hey man, tell your friend to go with the flow. Conflict makes everything worse. ;D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nu. Posted January 24, 2011 Report Share Posted January 24, 2011 [quote name='Death Metal' timestamp='1295847123' post='4956796'] *brofist* Hey man, tell your friend to go with the flow. Conflict makes everything worse. ;D [/quote] Threesome > Negotiation. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
'tyleR Posted January 24, 2011 Report Share Posted January 24, 2011 [quote name='Death Metal' timestamp='1295847123' post='4956796'] *brofist* Hey man, tell your friend to go with the flow. Conflict makes everything worse. ;D [/quote] ;D True story. [quote name='Nu.' timestamp='1295885846' post='4957303'] Threesome > Negotiation. [/quote] f***ing true enough. My friend is hot, too. ;D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Madsen Posted January 24, 2011 Report Share Posted January 24, 2011 Yes. Probably the youngest site member with skills in something and a girlfriend. And also a life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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