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[quote name='Dingo_is_cool' timestamp='1295816076' post='4955071']
I'm pretty sure that was still made on YCM. There's a big chance it's just a different template.
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No it wasn't, YCM doesn't autospace between words to fill the text box from left to right. If you don't understand, compare a YCM card with this card.

I can't really give anymore advice that hasn't already been given. Very good card.
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[quote name='YourOwnDecay' timestamp='1295814342' post='4954988']
yeh lol. cos wat u used is better with proper justified lines. and proper spacing. I WANN IT!!! lol.
but srsly what is it
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Your grammar sucks... Improve it. LOL. And It was made by a member named JayJay, and he is the only one with rites to distribute this template, therefor I can't give it to you. He is banned now, so tracking him down might be difficult for you... So in generality, you can't have it.

[quote name='Dingo_is_cool' timestamp='1295816076' post='4955071']
I'm pretty sure that was still made on YCM. There's a big chance it's just a different template.
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He's talking about the sites card maker love. Not the members who made them.
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[quote name='Essence' timestamp='1295816900' post='4955124']
Your grammar sucks... Improve it. LOL. And It was made by a member named JayJay, and he is the only one with rites to distribute this template, therefor I can't give it to you. He is banned now, so tracking him down might be difficult for you... So in generality, you can't have it.


He's talking about the sites card maker love. Not the members who made them.
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lol i cba bout my grammar on the internet. and ok. and if hes banned.. gimme gimme lol

[quote name='<}Alpha Frogodile{>' timestamp='1295818488' post='4955200']
don't say that within a 50-foot radius of Essence, unless you're into internet sex.
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lol too late
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[quote name='YourOwnDecay' timestamp='1295818736' post='4955217']
lol i cba bout my grammar on the internet. and ok. and if hes banned.. gimme gimme lol
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What part of you can't have it do you not understand. Now please stop posting on this thread asking for it, or I will negatively rep your comment and report you. End of argument.
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[quote name='Antari' timestamp='1295823322' post='4955545']
It's a dark attribute. With a really good effect. I'd use it.
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Time for editing... ;D

"It's a [s]dark[/s] [b]sex[/b] attribute. With a really [s]good[/s] [b]sexy[/b] effect. I'd [s]use[/s] [b]do[/b] it."

<3

Thank you though, for the comment. Much appreciated.
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[quote name='Harry Gross' timestamp='1295827948' post='4955821']
The luminous dragon thing is quite good, but i don't know what to make of it
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Im not quite sure what you are talking about here. It's a tad confusing. Please go more in depth as to what you mean by luminous dragon, and what it has any relation to pain poet?
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[quote name='Essence' timestamp='1295745379' post='4953048']
No... that did not turn me on...
So... please provide back-up as to why you think its broken?
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Read the review again and notice how I said that it combines three broken cards. Also, read my response to Icy's post.
[quote name='JoshIcy' timestamp='1295808541' post='4954715']
As much as I admire your knowledge. I'm going to have to disagree. In order for this card to be the OTK machine you claim it to be, the deck has to be centralized around it. [b]The thing is, it doesn't. This card is as generic as Trag or Gorz - you summon it after you take damage and it, it's effect is worded in such a way that you will definitely have a 3000 LP gap (1000 damage + 2000 or more damage?) so it's basically a free 3000 ATK beatstick reward for playing badly. And if you suicide it into something it inflicts 3000 burn to both players! Ring of Destruction was banned for a reason - it makes draws happen. This card is a walking Ring of Destruction with 3000 ATK that Special Summons itself. It can win games - if you teched this into any deck that heals (like Psychics or Heal Stall) then you can win with the 3000 burn quite easily.[/b] Using some vague equip spell non-sense and on top of that, self-defeating practices that could very easily clear the floor with the deck user. [b]You don't need equip nonsense. You read what I said incorrectly. The card has a built-in Megamorph, it doubles it's own ATK.[/b] Otherwise you're left with (at minimum), 5000-6000 LP in the whole ordeal unless you use [color="#4B0082"]Barrel Behind the Door[/color], [color="#FF8C00"]Prime Material Dragon[/color] or otherwise which just over complicates that set-up as it is.

At the moment, all I see this as is good if dangerous generic card. =/

Good idea though.
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I normally don't look in the realistic cards section. To be honest, your thread title intrigued me. However, I am disapointed! I don't see any sexy poets anywhere, only a seemingly controversial Yugioh card. Anyways, now that I'm here I might as well share what I think on it. I am finding it rather hard to say whether it is too powerful or not. It is definitely powerful but just as people are saying its use is situational, so is its power. It is only as strong as the situation allows it to be. One change that might not be a bad idea to consider is to change its effect from doubling its ATK to doubling its original ATK. That way you can't increase the ATK of this card too drastically with any sort of Equip Card or the like (or dare I say Megamorph?). I think what can be said is that this card is not so powerful when considered on its own. Given that its Special Summon only happens when taking damage of 2000+, personally I think the most likely situation it is going to be summoned in is when you have no monsters on the field and have just taken a direct attack. Now, as soon as its summoned it hits you with another 1000 damage, instantly creating the 3000 gap needed to double its (original <_< ) ATK. Now, to the staunch critics out there, yes, this now a 3000 ATK Ring of Destruction monster that has the potential to be really messy for your opponent BUT it has also just inflicted 3000 points of damage to your life points AT THE LEAST. I mean, yeah, the effect does say when taking damage of 2000 or more but there's nothing to say your opponent is going to be so obliging as to just give you the bare minimum to pull this stunt off. Or, for that matter, that they're going to inflict that much damage at one instance (which is needed for this effect to activate). If your opponent is inflicting 1000 here, 1000 there, then this card is never getting Special Summoned. Ahah! you say. You can Normal Summon this card. In fact, I do think this card is quite a bit better (at the moment, as I'm only really considering the individual card and not combinations) when being Normal Summoned. I mean, if you're 3000 points under and you manage to Normal Summon this card, it's probably going to frighten your opponent for at least a turn unless they're prepared (with the multitude of cards out there that could stop this). However, when considering Normal Summon its not have less life points that makes this more dangerous. Now, the card just says difference which means it gets its ATK increase even if you have 3000 life points MORE than your opponent does. In this instance I don't think you'd want to summon him because you are then banking on being in a situation when your opponent inflicts 2000+ damage AND having enough Life Points left over to double the ATK. In this instance, I'd probably use it as a really easy to get 3000 ATK monster and start killing stuff. Also, I don't know if you've noticed but it needs to be destroyed by battle to inflict its nasty Ring of Destruction like damage. I don't know about you, but personally most of my 3000+ ATK monsters are not destroyed in games by battle but rather by card effects. I actually think that the increase in ATK makes it harder to use the latter effect of inflicting damage (which is by no means a bad thing). Personally, I'd make use of those two main effects seperately rather than focus on taking advantage of both because I think the situations under which each effect benefits are slightly different. So, I'd either use it as an easy 3000 ATK monster when my life points are either rather high or low (preferably high) OR use it without the difference as a suiciding 1500 Ring of Destruction like card. Trying both seems too hard. So, overpowered? No, I don't think so. Not even close in my opinion. I'd rather see it as a rather flexible card with 2 or 3 effects and whilst I ignore the Special Summoning effect it could potentially stall your opponent briefly as they suddenly have to tangle with a 3000 ATK monster. There are some cards out there that could make it quite nasty. Rainbow Life in particular can make you gain 3000 rather than lose it but you'd still have to destroy your 3000 ATK monster by battle (don't bank on your opponent being stupid enough to do it for you). Also, your opponent has (or at least can have) plenty of cards to use against it. Consider you just Special Summon it after your opponent (rather coincidently) attacks you with a 3000 ATK monster. You take 3000, then Special Summon for another 1000. Thats 4000 damage in total. Now why a 3000 ATK monster? So you can attack it an make use of the last effect of course (remember, you should really stop expecting the opponent to kill this card for you). However, (also coincidently) your opponent has a Magic Cylinder (what a coincidence!) and you take another 3000 damage. Then your opponent attacks it with their 3000 ATK monster and you both take 3000 damage. So, for the record; you've taken 10000 damage and they've take 3000 damage. Now I know this situation is very umm....... coincidental but as is any situtation where you can take these same three effects and come out on top. More so in fact. This card has some very nice effects and I would definitely have fun using it but I think its stupid to call it out for being too powerful just by looking at all three effects without considering how well those effects play together at all.

So yeah FINALLY in conclusion, I like this card, I want one and I give you a +rep for making me write so much.

PS: Next time I look in the realistic cards section I had better see some sexy poets.

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[quote name='Mikhail Tal' timestamp='1295854539' post='4956976']
Read the review again and notice how I said that it combines three broken cards. Also, read my response to Icy's post.
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Mikhail.... just stop talking. LOL
Are you not realizing that this card leaves you in a bigger pickle than your enemy. Playing this card risks you 6000 LP as it is, and that can vary to be greater if you take more damage as well.

[quote name='Kokonoe' timestamp='1295856026' post='4956981']
Gorz is bannable as it is, what makes you think a 3000 ATK beater which can be SS'd while you have other cards is any better?
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Because it doesn't give you a second monster, becasue it brings you a lot closer to death when it dies, because to use this card properly, one would most definitely have to build a deck around it, and because its eligible to every other counter in the freaking game.
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[quote name='Essence' timestamp='1295873900' post='4957106']
Mikhail.... just stop talking. LOL
Are you not realizing that this card leaves you in a bigger pickle than your enemy. Playing this card risks you 6000 LP as it is, and that can vary to be greater if you take more damage as well.

[b]What this card does is force and draw and kill off a resurgence from your opponent. You are comfortably in the lead (4500 LP to opponent's 1500) when suddenly your opponent gets a good hand and summons a bunch of Synchros. They attack, you summon this. From now on, the game will almost certainly be a draw or even a win for you if you end up healing yourself somehow. This card punishes attacking play, the thing that makes the card game fun. This card is a game-damaging one. You got it wrong. Deal with it. Also, in the modern metagame, LP doesn't matter unless you have less than 1000 due to the abundance of OTKs and easily summonable beatsticks (cough).[/b]

Because it doesn't give you a second monster, becasue it brings you a lot closer to death when it dies, because to use this card properly, one would most definitely have to build a deck around it, and because its eligible to every other counter in the freaking game. [b]No. This card is splashable. It summons itself more easily than Gorz and most often will have more ATK. It can also be summoned when you control OTHER MONSTERS. That breaks it. If you have a field full of monsters and your opponent runs one over and does 2000+ damage, you can win quite easily. It's as simple as attacking with your other monsters then suiciding this into something for the win.[/b]
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This card is face up out there, what makes you think the player with this card can play out as smoothly in the way you described?
with that said, suciding is more difficult as this card's ATK gets higher, not to mention how easily this can be taken out without having its last effect being activated.

0/10 for the misleading title.
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[quote name='Essence' timestamp='1295873900' post='4957106']
Mikhail.... just stop talking. LOL
Are you not realizing that this card leaves you in a bigger pickle than your enemy. Playing this card risks you 6000 LP as it is, and that can vary to be greater if you take more damage as well.


Because it doesn't give you a second monster, becasue it brings you a lot closer to death when it dies, because to use this card properly, one would most definitely have to build a deck around it, and because its eligible to every other counter in the freaking game.
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So what if it leaves you closer to losing? Still going to probably OTK next turn anyway. =/
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[quote name='Essence' timestamp='1295910139' post='4958196']
Okay... I'm giving up. No point backing this card up anymore. LoL... Your opinions are valid.
And so what if I made an overpowered card... It's not the freaking end of the world. LoL children. Such children.
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it is not overpowered k. It is a great card you should keep backing it up :3
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[quote name='42.42.564' timestamp='1295896299' post='4957561']
This card is face up out there, what makes you think the player with this card can play out as smoothly in the way you described?
with that said, suciding is more difficult as this card's ATK gets higher, not to mention how easily this can be taken out without having its last effect being activated.

0/10 for the misleading title.
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Any right thinking player would play this as late-game as possible. It will very likely have 3000 ATK. A free beatstick for playing badly is not a good thing at all. In a late game scenario, most generic removal cards would have been used up anyway, meaning it's a perfect scenario to play this card. Your opponent swarms with synchros, attacks, you summon this, next turn you suicide this and win or draw. With people playing cards like Solemn Warning so much (and being in an aggressive format), 1500 damage each could give you a draw when you would have otherwise lost. A card that on it's own (independent, like this one) can win or draw a game is a broken one.
[quote name='Essence' timestamp='1295910139' post='4958196']
Okay... I'm giving up. No point backing this card up anymore. LoL... Your opinions are valid.
And so what if I made an overpowered card... It's not the freaking end of the world. LoL children. Such children.
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Don't patronize me. Don't insult someone just because they beat you in an argument. Being a bad loser and bad-mouthing someone after losing an argument is a childish thing to do. The hypocrisy is astounding.
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