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So I was driving home the other night, when two spiders started crawling up my windshield...the [i]underside [/i]of my windshield. It was very nerve-wracking because traffic was heavy, and I could not pull over to kill them before they disappeared.

I was pretty sure they were going to swing down on their webs and kill me.

They didn't, by the way.

Discuss scary moments with spiders or bugs.
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[quote name='Shion Kaito' timestamp='1296610994' post='4980160']
Brown recluse dropped down from the ceiling and landed on my hand. I thought it was a sudden nasty itch so I flicked my hand and proceeded to scratch it. I then heard a *THUMP* on the nearby stereo.

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Holy crap, I would've destroyed that thing as fast as possible if I saw it.

By the way, I do think spiders are cool. Just not when I think they're gonna kill me.

That's generally what I think of most animals...cool until they try to kill you.
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I don't remember much of my childhood, but this I'll never forget. When I was four/five, my dad's parent came to visit us (they live out of state). My favorite artist when I was that age was Kid Rock. They recorded a performance of his and my dad and his dad was setting it up. I was sitting on the couch with my mom. I looked down and saw this huge spider crawling up my shirt. It scared the piss out of me. It got away though before we could kill it.

Spiders and I don't see eye to eye.[/badjoke]
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[quote name='Jester Head' timestamp='1296583835' post='4978969']
So I was driving home the other night, when two spiders started crawling up my windshield...the [i]underside [/i]of my windshield. It was very nerve-wracking because traffic was heavy, and I could not pull over to kill them before they disappeared. I was pretty sure they were going to swing down on their webs and kill me.They didn't, by the way.Discuss scary moments with spiders or bugs.
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I am dissapointed, when a situation like this occurs you just lean forward and bite them in half



when I go camping every year at this place with tents there there are like 50 spiders in there at all times
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I freak out when I see a spider, I always have.

Just like when I was 4 and was playing in my sandbox and a black widow dropped down in front of me, and I was...well....

"AHHHH BL-BLACK WIDOW, MOMMY HELP*running up my stairs frantically* Mommy I saw a black widow in the sandbox!"


....I never went in that sandbox again.
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Oh god. I remember accidentally eating some bugs in old cereal... twice. They're disgusting DX (taste-wise and looks)

A couple of months ago, I turned on my faucet and a huge earwig crawled up my arm from the sink hole...
Needless to say, my sleeping family was not amused by my girlish squeals.
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[quote name='Halubaris Maphotika' timestamp='1296677961' post='4982561']
A bee once landed on a sandwhich i was about to eat my lips touched it and I backed off and it flew away ive been at war with bees ever since...
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Bees are okay with me. We have an agreement that they will stay in the bush and away from me and I'll stay away from them. I used to be scared of them, but not anymore. They're harmless basically, just stay away from them.
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[quote name='.:Fader:.' timestamp='1296662384' post='4981698']
I freak out when I see a spider, I always have.Just like when I was 4 and was playing in my sandbox and a black widow dropped down in front of me, and I was...well...."AHHHH BL-BLACK WIDOW, MOMMY HELP*running up my stairs frantically* Mommy I saw a black widow in the sandbox!"....I never went in that sandbox again.
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torch the sandbox. have a spider encased in glass
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Always loved them yet in recent years have become scared of them. I blame increased paranoia and a nasty white-tail bite on my chest from a trip to Australia. White-tails are absolute wankers. It started off like a bad mosquito bite, but it swelled up and itched whilst secreting a foul-smelling gelatinous liquid.

In short, not the best moment of my trip.
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