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I'm a hate-fuelled, paranoid, endlessly sceptical scumbag, so naturally I hate Valentine's Day. It is nothing more than a Saint's Feast Day that is more widely known than most other Saint's Feast Days. Like most holidays, it is something a profit can be made out of. Deal with it.
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[quote name='Mikhail Tal' timestamp='1297411475' post='5002328']
Valentine's Day is a day allocated for those in love, so why not have a "reverse" Valentine's Day? We could celebrate sarcasm, bigotry and lulz. It would be great fun. I call 15th February.
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not a bad idea hurhurhur

[quote name='IPhalanx' timestamp='1297436380' post='5002549']
Did I laugh no because you act like a crazy Christian who wants to force religion down peoples throat. Now listen before you act like you know something about sports, sex, and ages of consent 17 is the legal age in that case so you can just STFU about that one(http://www.avert.org/age-of-consent.htm) there is the link that proves me right, and look at the Vatican on there legal age 12. So in your mind everyone on YCM lies except yourself. Valentines Day just started out by a priest who helped marry couples in Rome during the we hate Christians era.

Dark has a life everybody, but wait hasn't he been here 3 years and have 20K post............oh yeah thats right. Don't sit there and call out people on this site not knowing a single one of them personally. You should be stoned for writing this article. Calling people not intelligent just proves you are a ass. Plus Dark you think Sanchez raped his GF who is 17 yet New York allows sex at the age of 17. You think VD is all about people getting gifts, but its just about people wanting to have one night of the year on which they can show people how much they care for them. Also saying people have no life, yet you took the time to write this whole thing so once again congrats on proving yourself not intelligent because you keep making ground then it falls out from under you.

Dark go ahead find a way to prove me wrong on this by saying I am not intelligent.......
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I don't need to prove that you lack intelligence. Your post proves it enough.

[quote name='Larxene' timestamp='1297476078' post='5003525']
tl;dr version: Dark raging because he doesn't have a girlfriend.
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What a blatant lie you state, young woman!

[quote name='bozotehpwns' timestamp='1297477433' post='5003555']
Stoning Happy couples? ONN FTW!

Also these kids now days have no Idea about romance allow me to share a special song that you can use to woo your lady/guy friend on the money wasting Valentine's day

[spoiler=Love]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xwHuI4OFUu4[/spoiler]
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Glad to see at least one person got that reference.
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[quote name='YellowShine' timestamp='1297636472' post='5007381']
Drk u r rong bcoze valenteines day is a day wen ppl cum 2gether to celebirate theyre happyness.
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When pepole [b]cum[/b] together? It's about more than sex, prevert.

Dark is right. I don't flame [b]at[/b] him, I flame [b]with[/b] him. Every guy on YCM that has a GF spams about 40% more on Valentine's Day, and that day, my friends, is totally [b]f**[/b]. It just get's pepole like me depressed.

And the fact that pepole just gonna reply with "Roflroflrofl Mew is butthurt" makes me even more depressed. Not only over how loney I am, I get depressed over the IQ of YCM members.
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[quote name='Xx\Mew/xX' timestamp='1297643526' post='5007565']
And the fact that pepole just gonna reply with "Roflroflrofl Mew is butthurt" makes me even more depressed. Not only over how loney I am, I get depressed over the IQ of YCM members.
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Not at all. I'm just insulting Dark cause he went out of his to make some massive rant because he's ronery.

Nothin' wrong with hating Valentine's Day out of loneliness, just don't overreact like some people do.
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[quote name='Larxene' timestamp='1297653754' post='5007867']
Not at all. I'm just insulting Dark cause he went out of his to make some massive rant because he's ronery.

Nothin' wrong with hating Valentine's Day out of loneliness, just don't overreact like some people do.
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Let me pose a question. When, in the last sixteen months of my YCM existence, have I ever made a legitimate, soooper cereal, fr srs rant?
Let me pose a question. When, in the last sixteen months of my YCM existence, have I ever expressed deep emotions or opinions relating to my real life?
Let me pose a question. When, in the last sixteen months of my YCM existence, have I ever seriously overreacted to any issue involving my real life?
Let me pose a question. When, in the last sixteen months of my YCM existence, have I ever... okay, I think you get the point now.
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[quote name='Xx\Mew/xX' timestamp='1297643526' post='5007565']
When pepole [b]cum[/b] together? It's about more than sex, prevert.

Dark is right. I don't flame [b]at[/b] him, I flame [b]with[/b] him. Every guy on YCM that has a GF spams about 40% more on Valentine's Day, and that day, my friends, is totally [b]f**[/b]. It just get's pepole like me depressed.

And the fact that pepole just gonna reply with "Roflroflrofl Mew is butthurt" makes me even more depressed. Not only over how loney I am, I get depressed over the IQ of YCM members.
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Glad to see someone was idiotic enough to take the bait. It looks as if Dark wasn't; technically you just contradicted yourself. "I get depressed over the IQ of YCM members HURHURHUR" You sir, are a hypocrite; check out who you're dealing with before you make an assumption. Anyway, you're pretty God-damn stupid yourself on the whole.
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I'd like to point out that in WWI, many people *millions* died for no "logical" reason. Well, of course there was a reason, and it was along the lines of greed and pride. In fact, most wars, if not all, are about greed and pride.

Now, as we've entered the 21st century, pride has been ditched; it's greed that remains. So why then, does Valentine's Day exist? You can see where I'm going here.

So, how does this justify that increased scale of suicides? It doesn't. Personally, I could care less for someone who commits suicide, especially for such a "girlish" (were all men here, as you've pointed out) excuse as love. But, I'll admit, we have hearts, and those things are more fragile in the company of lesser men, such as the loners and dorks. Here's the thing: who cares? Does the government care? Hell no. Do companies care? Hell no. Does Jesus care? Probably, but he doesn't have a say. As you can see, no one gives a s***. The entire concept of Valentine's Day is for couples to spend, spend, spend! You losers who are out crying that you didn't get a date are like stones hitting a mountain. In other words, you DO NOT (read that do not again, if you didn't get it the first time) matter. But off course, that's reality. Hopefully, you'll stop your bitching that you didn't get a date for a profit holiday.
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Spending money is bad. Capitalism is bad. I've been taken over by the Chinese gover-

[quote name='Larxene' timestamp='1297664680' post='5008103']
Yeah, but I just like insulting you period. When have I not?
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I'm fine with you insulting me, and I would not get in the way of that, but at least let your insults have some logical basis.

If are you going to insult me for a [s]troll thread[/s] totally legitimate argument, it isn't an insult in any regard.
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[quote name='Dark' timestamp='1297733972' post='5009515']
Spending money is bad. Capitalism is bad. I've been taken over by the Chinese gover-
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I agree. Spending money is bad for the chimps who can't afford it. Capitalism is bad because... it sounds weird. Also, China is successful as a Communist. No protests and free speech whatsoever. I wish Tribalism exists today. Life would be so much easier.
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[quote name='Glоrious' timestamp='1297735034' post='5009559']
I agree. Spending money is bad for the chimps who can't afford it. Capitalism is bad because... it sounds weird. Also, China is successful as a Communist. No protests and free speech whatsoever. I wish Tribalism exists today. Life would be so much easier.
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Again, communism really shines when it comes to Valentine's Day. Let me give you a model scenario.

Let's assume you have a group of 12 people where 2 people are government officials, and 10 people are single men. Let's also assume the society I have just outlined is filled with fourteen single (or not single, who really cares?) women.

Six days of the week, the government officials split the women. So, each day, each government official gets laid seven times. That is a total of 42 times per week, not too shabby.

One day of the week, all the single men split the women. So, on that one day, each man gets laid roughly once, with some getting laid twice. That is a total of about 1 time per week... kind of brutal.

So, during Valentine's Day, the communist government takes all the women for themselves, and then the Chinese people... make shoes.

Okay, so maybe communism isn't [i]great[/i]...
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