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Gentlemen, let's put our heads together. Ladies feel free to join, because we don't have a clue.

We see them every day, talk to them, work with them... but man has never quite been able to understand woman and continues to struggle with the entirety of her conundrum. What makes women tick? Why do they make the decisions they do and how are we supposed to know whether fine means fine or catastrophic?

But I digress.
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[center]Female Logic

Understanding Female Logic
A translation of what women say and what they really mean ........

"Yes" = No

"No" = Yes

"Maybe" = No

"I'm sorry" = You'll be sorry

"We need" = I want

"It's your decision" = The correct decision should be obvious by now

"Do what you want" = You'll pay for this later

"We need to talk" = I need to complain

"Sure go ahead" = I don't want you to

"I'm not upset" = Of course I'm upset, you moron!

"You're so manly" = You need a shave and you sweat a lot

"Be romantic, turn out the lights" = I have flabby thighs

"This kitchen is so inconvenient" = I want a new house

"I want new curtains" = and carpeting, and furniture, and wallpaper

"I heard a noise" = I noticed you were almost asleep

"Do you love me?" = I'm going to ask for something expensive

"How much do you love me?" = I did something today you're going to hate

"I'll be ready in a minute" = Just going to wash my hair

"You have to learn to communicate" = Just agree with me

"Are you listening to me!?" = Too late, you're dead

[i]I posted this somewhere before, I just cant recall where!
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Lets see Men we are so laid back, and just like the simple things. That is why you see so many men at sports games since they are simple. put ball in basket, hit ball, kick ball in goal, put ball in end zone. M.B.X that is very true everything you posted there. Guys are easily amused with sex jokes, television, food, sex, and comedy in general.
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[quote name='M.B X' timestamp='1298373129' post='5025995']
[center]Female Logic

Understanding Female Logic
A translation of what women say and what they really mean ........

"Yes" = No

"No" = Yes

"Maybe" = No

"I'm sorry" = You'll be sorry

"We need" = I want

"It's your decision" = The correct decision should be obvious by now

"Do what you want" = You'll pay for this later

"We need to talk" = I need to complain

"Sure go ahead" = I don't want you to

"I'm not upset" = Of course I'm upset, you moron!

"You're so manly" = You need a shave and you sweat a lot

"Be romantic, turn out the lights" = I have flabby thighs

"This kitchen is so inconvenient" = I want a new house

"I want new curtains" = and carpeting, and furniture, and wallpaper

"I heard a noise" = I noticed you were almost asleep

"Do you love me?" = I'm going to ask for something expensive

"How much do you love me?" = I did something today you're going to hate

"I'll be ready in a minute" = Just going to wash my hair

"You have to learn to communicate" = Just agree with me

"Are you listening to me!?" = Too late, you're dead

[i]I posted this somewhere before, I just cant recall where!
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some of this is messed up... dude who the heck have you been dating?

as far as the subject goes.
men are simple but can be difficult at times because we are so simple we're complex.
now true, we do do alot of dumb things but we do plenty of things that nobody thought possible.
heck. this is one of them(points at topic). lol
but some of us are really complex because of our exp's and if the select few of us actually learn from those
exp's and put it to good ways we become much better people but idiots who dont care or whatever just
become players, haters and or worse but I belive women are similer in some ways because if you apply these
same things to girls then it help understand them better although they tend to value different things then us
depending on how they are raised.
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[quote name='M.B X' timestamp='1298373129' post='5025995']
[center]Female Logic

Understanding Female Logic
A translation of what women say and what they really mean ........

"Yes" = No

"No" = Yes

"Maybe" = No

"I'm sorry" = You'll be sorry

"We need" = I want

"It's your decision" = The correct decision should be obvious by now

"Do what you want" = You'll pay for this later

"We need to talk" = I need to complain

"Sure go ahead" = I don't want you to

"I'm not upset" = Of course I'm upset, you moron!

"You're so manly" = You need a shave and you sweat a lot

"Be romantic, turn out the lights" = I have flabby thighs

"This kitchen is so inconvenient" = I want a new house

"I want new curtains" = and carpeting, and furniture, and wallpaper

"I heard a noise" = I noticed you were almost asleep

"Do you love me?" = I'm going to ask for something expensive

"How much do you love me?" = I did something today you're going to hate

"I'll be ready in a minute" = Just going to wash my hair

"You have to learn to communicate" = Just agree with me

"Are you listening to me!?" = Too late, you're dead

[i]I posted this somewhere before, I just cant recall where!
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You guys claim you don't understand women. This is an example. When does "Be romantic, turn out the lights," ever have to do with flabby thighs?
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[quote name='Cōyōté Stárrk' timestamp='1298388619' post='5026371']
Men should respect women more. But with the prick stereotypes like, the only place women should be is in the kitchen, and women are only good for sex, women are losing what already little respect they have for men.
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Is it so hard to differentiate between stereotypes and memes? I suppose for some places it is, but the sites where things like that started originate from them mocking the people who actually say things like that. I've never met ANYONE who actually feels that way, it's all jokes and whatnot.

I find it interesting, however, that women always fantasize about Mr. Perfect and yet they would rather date the jerk than the man who stands in front of them, waiting for them to realize he's exactly who they want.

B)

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[quote name='Wahrheit' timestamp='1298393086' post='5026476']
I find it interesting, however, that women always fantasize about Mr. Perfect and yet they would rather date the jerk than the man who stands in front of them, waiting for them to realize he's exactly who they want.
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Talk about believing memes and stereotypes :/
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[quote name='Metagross386' timestamp='1298394240' post='5026508']
Talk about believing memes and stereotypes :/
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That's not stereotyping, that's your average American high school experience. Try asking a girl about her boyfriend. She'll go on about how great he is... but if you pick at it enough you'll see what I mean. Girls are more concerned with status than relationships in high school unfortunately, but there are the rare jewels who are just a little bit more mature than that.

I had dinner with one on Sunday. :)

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[quote name='Wahrheit' timestamp='1298394421' post='5026512']
That's not stereotyping, that's your average American high school experience. Try asking a girl about her boyfriend. She'll go on about how great he is... but if you pick at it enough you'll see what I mean. Girls are more concerned with status than relationships in high school unfortunately, but there are the rare jewels who are just a little bit more mature than that.

I had dinner with one on Sunday. :)
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I've seen plenty of girls who would like to say otherwise.

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Men are ridiculously easy to manipulate. If a man showed his penis to a woman in public, she'd sue. If a woman showed her breasts to a man in public, he'd do anything she told him to do for the next twenty nine minutes and forty three seconds.

I hang around with girls a fair bit, and being unnecessarily flamboyant (and an obvious homosexual), I know what I'm talking about. Women could easily rule the world. They tell all the men that if they let them rule the world, they'll flash their breasts at them at regular intervals. 4/5 of men would agree (the other 1/5 would be gay, in which case they would quite happily rule alongside the women, and the rest would be easily executed). Imagine it: no war (only the occasional minor argument, but a lot more bitching), no chaos and a perfect society.

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[quote name='Mikhail Tal' timestamp='1298411059' post='5027155']
Men (apart from us gays) are ridiculously easy to manipulate. If a man showed his penis to a woman in public, she'd sue. If a woman showed her breasts to a man in public, he'd do anything she told him to do for the next twenty nine minutes and forty three seconds.

I hang around almost exclusively with girls, and being unnecessarily flamboyant (and a closeted homosexual), I know what I'm talking about. Women could easily rule the world. They tell all the men that if they let them rule the world, they'll flash their breasts at them at regular intervals. 6/8ths of men would agree (the other 2/8ths would be gay, in which case they would quite happily rule alongside the women, and the rest would be easily executed). Imagine it: no war (only the occasional minor argument, but a lot more bitching), no chaos and a perfect society.
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I was with ya at first... Then you lost me...
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[quote name='Mikhail Tal' timestamp='1298411059' post='5027155']
Men (apart from us gays) are ridiculously easy to manipulate. If a man showed his penis to a woman in public, she'd sue. If a woman showed her breasts to a man in public, he'd do anything she told him to do for the next twenty nine minutes and forty three seconds.

I hang around almost exclusively with girls, and being unnecessarily flamboyant (and a closeted homosexual), I know what I'm talking about. Women could easily rule the world. They tell all the men that if they let them rule the world, they'll flash their breasts at them at regular intervals. 6/8ths of men would agree (the other 2/8ths would be gay, in which case they would quite happily rule alongside the women, and the rest would be easily executed). Imagine it: no war (only the occasional minor argument, but a lot more bitching), no chaos and a perfect society.
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thanks for that now i want to go and flash a straight guy now
i would totally rep you if i could
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The thing is no one gender is the worst. Both are complete idiots one way or another. I know a guy in my grade who is not only sexually active but also has nude pictures of girls that girls send to him. I think both genders in this are idiots. The girls all going for one guy and doing all that with him and that guy taking advantage of all those girls. The thing is the guy really isn't that bad of a guy but there's that problem that really wants me to stay away from him.

All guys and girls are stupid in some way. Nobody here is excluded. Whether your grades suck, you're horrible with people, or you like Lucky Star. *Shot repeadetly.*
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[quote name='Kagami Hiiragi' timestamp='1298410393' post='5027125']
ouch...
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What? The only girls I've hung out with are tomboys, it's hard to care what somebody thinks when you don't know them.

[quote name='NoBeginning' timestamp='1298412957' post='5027309']
All guys and girls are stupid in some way. Nobody here is excluded. Whether your grades suck, you're horrible with people, or you like Lucky Star. *Shot repeadetly.*
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*lowers gun*
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