Helpful? I have no clue ... Strange? Definately ... Camotose Primal Joker

[Twin Seed]

Comatose Primal Joker
Tuner
Picture by Unforgiven Soul

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Lore:
During your Draw Phase, discard 1 card from the bottom of your Deck. During your Standby Phase, increase this card's ATK by 200 until your Main Phase 1. During your Main Phase 1, you can discard 2 cards from your hand to negate the effect of 1 face-up Continuous Spell or Trap Card on the field until your Main Phase 2. During your Battle Phase, if you control a face-up Synchro monster, you can decrease your Life Points by 900 to destroy 1 Defense Position monster your opponent controls. During the Damage Step, you can remove this card from play to negate the attack of your opponent's monster with the lowest ATK (if it's a tie, choose at random). During your Main Phase 2, activate 1 of the following effects:
-Destroy all cards you control. You gain Life Points equal to the total number of cards destroyed x200. If your Life Points equals 12000 or more, decrease your Life Points to 10000.
-Draw 1 card.

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This is really confusing, you need to remove a lot of the unnessesary effects and choose what you want this card to actually do.