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Damn noobs stealin mah electricity >:0


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Okay, so I was at church and we found a whole in the wall that was conveniently hidden behind some stuff. Running through the hole, was a freaking extension chord that went under the carpet and into an outlet. We're not sure how long it's been there, but we've been paying for someone else's electric bill. (We meaning the church and it's members.)

What we're really curious about is how in the hell they got in there to do it in the first place. The church is incredibly small, so they must have been ninjas or something.

To clarify, it's some random office stealing electricity from the church through a hole in the wall.

Discuss.
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[quote name='Sorrow.' timestamp='1303706238' post='5166066']
So I'm guessing you live by the Church then.

Well are your parents going to sue the church or what? Because crap I would, the economy these days.. Blegh.
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Oops, I must have mis-wrote that. I mean I was at church and some random office building was stealing electricity from the church in question.
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Sucks, dude.

I'd just take the exstention cord, and cut it. Then, whichever building has someone come out of it to check on the church is the one you want to burn.

Interesting, though. Sin within holy grounds.
It's like an atheist who turned into paper and had the bible printed on him.
Ironic.
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[quote name='Dementuo' timestamp='1303711879' post='5166188']
Sucks, dude.

I'd just take the exstention cord, and cut it. Then, whichever building has someone come out of it to check on the church is the one you want to burn.

Interesting, though. Sin within holy grounds.
It's like an atheist who turned into paper and had the bible printed on him.
Ironic.
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Make sure the knife doesn't conduct electricity or you're f***ed.
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[quote name='Darth Duelist' timestamp='1303844461' post='5169908']
What a cheapo. Its one thing stealing from someone's house, its another stealing from a church, which is a place where we can unite and remember God. What's these guys problems anyways? Disgraceful.
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Would it not be sheer irony if God struck the burglars down by lightning? 0.o
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