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>In class
>not paying attention
>Teacher asks me a random question
>Ask her to repeat question
>She says "you should have paid attention"
>Tell her that I couldn't care about the class
>She goes "well why don't you just leave then"
>Eric says "ACTIVATE BEAST MODE"
>Grab teacher by throat
>Powerbomb her through the dean of students
>Whole class cheers
>Realize I am sleeping
>Turn into a jet
>Bomb the russians
>Be a boss
>Alpha



>In gym class in high school, 12 grade
>Playing indoor baseball
>Really crappy, because teams win based on getting jock guys
>Tied at 3-3
>girl gets thrown out, now 2 outs
>I'm up
>I'm like fuuuuu
>Teacher announces im the last batter for the day
>I lololol doesn't matter we are going to tie
>First pitch - barely misses my head
>Second pitch - strike
>3rd pitch - i foul it away
>4th pitch - I swing the bat like Thor's hammer
>start blindly running towards first
>crowd goes OOOOO
>see the pitcher fall to ground holding his throat
> everyone rushes over to help him
>I continue to run the bases
>inside the park homerun
>we win
>kid is still down
>lol'd hard
>Alpha
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[quote name='Darkplant' timestamp='1304825351' post='5195077']
What were you smoking?
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Nothing. >_>

[quote name='Dark' timestamp='1304828874' post='5195216']
[i]>Alpha



>In gym class in high school, 12 grade[/i]

WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED IN BETWEEN? I WANT TO KNOW.
[/quote]

Nothing, they are two different stories.
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My standard response for a teacher asking me to repeat what they have just said:

"Alfred, can you tell me what I just said?"

"You just said 'Alfred, can you tell me what I just said?', ma'am."

I have had some occasions where I have been listening (normally not looking at them, but still listening) and when they ask me to tell them what they just said I repeat everything they said in the past five minutes.
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[quote name='Half Vamp Riku' timestamp='1304881475' post='5196704']
How am I supposed to reply to this <.<
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Why are you replying with a comment solely consisting of "I don't know how to reply to this thread"?

Why am I replying with a comment questioning you?
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[quote name='Mikhail Nekem'evič Tal' timestamp='1305063726' post='5201592']
Why are you replying with a comment solely consisting of "I don't know how to reply to this thread"?

Why am I replying with a comment questioning you?
[/quote]
*Sigh* Am I not allowed to ask a simple question of how to reply to thread? If I reply the wrong way, I look stupid. That's why your supposed to ask questions bro.
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[color="#789922"]>see thread.
>those who get it are too lazy to reply correctly*.
>those who don't are apparently oblivious to Google's existence.
>onlyinycm.fla[/color]


[color="#696969"][sub](*Yes, I'm including myself. Edit: Didn't saw Mikhail's reply, he's actually on-topic :o)[/sub][/color]

Nice dubs, though.

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[quote name='ADHD-Guitar' timestamp='1305119898' post='5202751']
I disagree, you really can't expect someone to actually know what the hell the OP is talking about.
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Who cares, this is YCM. As long as we don't say anything inflammatory about the moderators we are fine. Right. RIGHT? I SWEAR I'M NOT THINKING REVOLUTIONARY THOUGHTS NO NO THOUGHTCRIME HERE NO THOSE PMS ARE FAKES I SWEAR PLEASE DON'T TAKE ME TO ROOM 101 AHHHHHHH
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