Mehmani Posted May 10, 2011 Report Share Posted May 10, 2011 http://www.popeater.com/2011/05/10/pippa-middleton-porn-contract/ I guarantee she'll take it. Discuss lulzy media offers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.Starrk Posted May 10, 2011 Report Share Posted May 10, 2011 I do believe its about to time for another celebrity scandal. TAKE IT TAKE IT TAKE IT. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tentacruel Posted May 11, 2011 Report Share Posted May 11, 2011 Haha. That is funny. I cannot hide my laughter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flaring Rose Posted May 11, 2011 Report Share Posted May 11, 2011 I would so watch the "explicit" scene. But someone hot as that will defentially get into the porn industry. I just find it funny how the same company asked Princess Kate. Wow. A royal porno. Just imagine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super Half Vamp Riku Posted May 11, 2011 Report Share Posted May 11, 2011 I better go get the lotion.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DARKPLANT RISING Posted May 11, 2011 Report Share Posted May 11, 2011 I don't even know her name. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Death Metal Posted May 11, 2011 Report Share Posted May 11, 2011 I wish someone would offer me a $5 million porn contract... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super Half Vamp Riku Posted May 11, 2011 Report Share Posted May 11, 2011 [quote name='Death Metal' timestamp='1305125201' post='5202791'] I wish someone would offer me a $5 million porn contract... [/quote] I'm surprised someone hasn't offered me one yet. Cause of my extreme prowess in bed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Larxene Posted May 11, 2011 Report Share Posted May 11, 2011 [quote name='Half Vamp Riku' timestamp='1305137899' post='5203019'] I'm surprised someone hasn't offered me one yet. Cause of my extreme prowess in bed [/quote] Yeah, no. You wouldn't be on YCM if that were the case. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.Starrk Posted May 12, 2011 Report Share Posted May 12, 2011 [quote name='Larxene' timestamp='1305138904' post='5203035'] Yeah, no. You wouldn't be on YCM if that were the case. [/quote] Your retarded and old satire is not needed. Actually comment on the topic instead of insulting someone mindlessly you twit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr.WHAM Posted May 13, 2011 Report Share Posted May 13, 2011 I didn't see the royal wedding...but i'd definately watch a porn with her in it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sorrow. Posted May 13, 2011 Report Share Posted May 13, 2011 [quote name='Larxene' timestamp='1305138904' post='5203035'] Yeah, no. You wouldn't be on YCM if that were the case. [/quote] Must you always insult Riku where ever he posts? Stop trolling, your going beyond the basic troll. Anyways enough of this ridiculous hatred amongst those two, on to the topic at hand. This is like somebody offering Michelle Obama to star in a 3sum... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super Half Vamp Riku Posted May 13, 2011 Report Share Posted May 13, 2011 Thank you for the backup guys Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.Brasil Posted May 13, 2011 Report Share Posted May 13, 2011 [quote name='Death Metal' timestamp='1305125201' post='5202791'] I wish someone would offer me a $5 million porn contract... [/quote] I'll offer you $30 to go POV with me. ;D Larxene is pissed about not getting any. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~ P O L A R I S ~ Posted May 14, 2011 Report Share Posted May 14, 2011 *generic "OH WOW HOW EVIL THEY ARE FOR EXPLOITING ROYALTY" comment* [quote name='• Starrk •' timestamp='1305174086' post='5204291'] Your retarded and old satire is not needed. Actually comment on the topic instead of insulting someone mindlessly you twit. [/quote] It's not satire. Actually comment on the topic instead of insulting someone mindlessly you twit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super Half Vamp Riku Posted May 14, 2011 Report Share Posted May 14, 2011 [quote name='.Brasil' timestamp='1305296963' post='5205461'] I'll offer you $30 to go POV with me. ;D Larxene is pissed about not getting any. [/quote] He/She should try eharmony. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.Starrk Posted May 14, 2011 Report Share Posted May 14, 2011 [quote name='~ P O L A R I S ~' timestamp='1305343612' post='5206958'] *generic "OH WOW HOW EVIL THEY ARE FOR EXPLOITING ROYALTY" comment* It's not satire. Actually comment on the topic instead of insulting someone mindlessly you twit. [/quote] sat·ire [sat-ahyuhr] –noun 1. the use of irony, sarcasm, ridicule, or the like, in exposing, denouncing, or deriding vice, folly, etc.[quote name='• Starrk •' timestamp='1305064283' post='5201615'] I do believe its about to time for another celebrity scandal. TAKE IT TAKE IT TAKE IT. [/quote] u dun goof'd. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
六兆年と一夜物語 Posted May 14, 2011 Report Share Posted May 14, 2011 [quote name='• Starrk •' timestamp='1305346782' post='5207034'] u dun goof'd. [/quote] here comes the CYBER POLICE but yeah, I wonder how much a royal porno would cost. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super Half Vamp Riku Posted May 14, 2011 Report Share Posted May 14, 2011 Depends on what positions she can do, I hope she can go 69! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~ P O L A R I S ~ Posted May 14, 2011 Report Share Posted May 14, 2011 [quote name='• Starrk •' timestamp='1305064283' post='5201615'] sat·ire [sat-ahyuhr] –noun 1. the use of irony, sarcasm, ridicule, or the like, in exposing, denouncing, or deriding vice, folly, etc. [/quote] A face-value counterargument referencing general correlations as support without any irony whatsoever isn't satire. Satire's characterized by irony, so is sarcasm. To call ALL ridicule satire's ridiculous. Ridicule should be on the other side along with exposing and denouncing. Satire's the use of irony to ridicule, expose, and denounce what have you. Sarcasm's redundant in that it's just a specific way of using irony. [quote name='• Starrk •' timestamp='1305064283' post='5201615'] I do believe its about to time for another celebrity scandal. TAKE IT TAKE IT TAKE IT. [/quote] Is English your second language or something? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.Starrk Posted May 15, 2011 Report Share Posted May 15, 2011 [quote name='~ P O L A R I S ~' timestamp='1305413478' post='5208715'] Is English your second language or something? [/quote] English is my primary use of language. That's an insult to me. I'm not going to argue with you on what satire is because that's retarded. In fact this whole argument is retarded. So, please. Back on topic. I wouldn't be surprised if she took the deal. I watched some of the wedding videos on youtube and it seems like she was an attention whore. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mehmani Posted May 15, 2011 Author Report Share Posted May 15, 2011 [quote name='• Starrk •' timestamp='1305436943' post='5209512'] English is my primary use of language. That's an insult to me. I'm not going to argue with you on what satire is because that's retarded. In fact this whole argument is retarded. So, please. Back on topic. I wouldn't be surprised if she took the deal. I watched some of the wedding videos on youtube and it seems like she was an attention whore. [/quote] [img]http://i592.photobucket.com/albums/tt10/freebasa/Funny/Cool-Dog-Hey-Cool-story-bro41.jpg[/img] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.Starrk Posted May 15, 2011 Report Share Posted May 15, 2011 [quote name='Mikhail Nekem'evič Tal' timestamp='1305467131' post='5209956'] [img]http://i592.photobucket.com/albums/tt10/freebasa/Funny/Cool-Dog-Hey-Cool-story-bro41.jpg[/img] [/quote] Old internet faggotry is old. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mehmani Posted May 15, 2011 Author Report Share Posted May 15, 2011 [quote name='• Starrk •' timestamp='1305475907' post='5210310'] Old internet faggotry is old. [/quote] Eloquent response is eloquent Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.Starrk Posted May 15, 2011 Report Share Posted May 15, 2011 [quote name='Mikhail Nekem'evič Tal' timestamp='1305484370' post='5210529'] Eloquent response is eloquent [/quote] inorite ... Pippa will take it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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