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Just Crouton

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I graduated from community college today.

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I said I finished community college.

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I'm done with community college.

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It was 2 hours long.

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I finished with 2 degrees.

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Communication design.

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Interactive design.

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Basically, I can get a job now making posters and book covers.

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Typography.

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Graphic design.

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Photoshop.

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InDesign.

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Illustrator.

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I can talk down to people who use Comic Sans and Papyrus.

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I'm starting university in the fall.

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Going for a Bachelor's.

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A Bachelor's!

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A BACHELOR'S!

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My family is proud.

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My oldest brother is jealous.

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He didn't congratulate me.

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He didn't congratulate my other brother who finished law school last week.

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He said his ex-girlfriend congratulated.

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hejelly.

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Why am I bringing this up on a children's forum?

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Because I want to convey to the internet that you have the right to be a jackass when you have a college education.

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[size="4"][b]Discuss croutons.[/b][/size]

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Caeser Croutons, I eat them by themselves, when I was younger, my cousin and I would always sneek into the pantry and eat the croutons.

Also, If you get to talk down to people who use papyrus as a font, I wish to record your voice going "Hahaha, you use papyrus!" and play it over and over to one of my friends.
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