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Frankly, I feel that they are overrated as a snack food. Cheese Nips are far superior, AND they are bigger. Obviously Goldfish are past their stage where they are acceptable to be displayed in a snack platter.

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Meh, I prefer Goldfish; the pizza flavored goldfish are simply delightful ^_^

 

But I must say that they are not the best. Most of you will not know of the snacks I'm about to say:

 

TIM'S JALAPENO STYLE POTATO CHIPS

 

They're hecka good, but they're only available in Washington and Oregon, so most of you will probably never taste them...

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You kids these days. Back when I, Wilford Brimley, was your age, we didn't have these quick snacks like you do. We didn't just sit around at our computers stuffing anything in reach into the hole in the middle of our faces. If we were hungry, we had to earn our food, yes sir. Our parents didn't spoil us by stuffing the pantry full of Goldfish and Cheese Nips and cookies and other crap like that.

 

If I wanted a snack, I would take the money I earned in my job at the coal mines and go down to the corner shop to buy a tiny candy bar. And there never were any candy bars. This was during the war against those German communists and those Russians who were also communists, so crap like that was never available. And when it was available, it always broke your teeth, because it was damn hard and always tasted worse than the coal I mined anyhow. But it was a good life.

 

You younguns are always so violent, too. Back in my day, Goldfishes were pets, and they swam around in bowls and looked out at you asking for you to feed them crap and stuff so they would have energy to swim in circles. We didn't go around eating them by the dozens, no sir, especially since the only ones to be found belonged to that guy who owned that one store. You know, the store that sold stuff. The one that we later burned down because he was a communist. But now you kids like to eat things because they look like fish! What is the world coming to? Then there's these new commercials for that one food place where they sell you crap that makes you fat and kills you. There's these people, and there's this king guy, and they all try to kill him. Back in my day, idols were to be admired, not assaulted. But you young hooligans seem to only care about violence and death.

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WilfordBrimley.jpg

 

You kids these days. Back when I' date=' Wilford Brimley, was your age, we didn't have these quick snacks like you do. We didn't just sit around at our computers stuffing anything in reach into the hole in the middle of our faces. If we were hungry, we had to earn our food, yes sir. Our parents didn't spoil us by stuffing the pantry full of Goldfish and Cheese Nips and cookies and other crap like that.

 

If I wanted a snack, I would take the money I earned in my job at the coal mines and go down to the corner shop to buy a tiny candy bar. And there never were any candy bars. This was during the war against those German communists and those Russians who were also communists, so crap like that was never available. And when it was available, it always broke your teeth, because it was damn hard and always tasted worse than the coal I mined anyhow. But it was a good life.

 

You younguns are always so violent, too. Back in my day, Goldfishes were pets, and they swam around in bowls and looked out at you asking for you to feed them crap and stuff so they would have energy to swim in circles. We didn't go around eating them by the dozens, no sir, especially since the only ones to be found belonged to that guy who owned that one store. You know, the store that sold stuff. The one that we later burned down because he was a communist. But now you kids like to eat things because they look like fish! What is the world coming to? Then there's these new commercials for that one food place where they sell you crap that makes you fat and kills you. There's these people, and there's this king guy, and they all try to kill him. Back in my day, idols were to be admired, not assaulted. But you young hooligans seem to only care about violence and death.

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Yes, but can you dance the cha-cha?

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WilfordBrimley.jpg

 

You kids these days. Back when I' date=' Wilford Brimley, was your age, we didn't have these quick snacks like you do. We didn't just sit around at our computers stuffing anything in reach into the hole in the middle of our faces. If we were hungry, we had to earn our food, yes sir. Our parents didn't spoil us by stuffing the pantry full of Goldfish and Cheese Nips and cookies and other crap like that.

 

If I wanted a snack, I would take the money I earned in my job at the coal mines and go down to the corner shop to buy a tiny candy bar. And there never were any candy bars. This was during the war against those German communists and those Russians who were also communists, so crap like that was never available. And when it was available, it always broke your teeth, because it was damn hard and always tasted worse than the coal I mined anyhow. But it was a good life.

 

You younguns are always so violent, too. Back in my day, Goldfishes were pets, and they swam around in bowls and looked out at you asking for you to feed them crap and stuff so they would have energy to swim in circles. We didn't go around eating them by the dozens, no sir, especially since the only ones to be found belonged to that guy who owned that one store. You know, the store that sold stuff. The one that we later burned down because he was a communist. But now you kids like to eat things because they look like fish! What is the world coming to? Then there's these new commercials for that one food place where they sell you crap that makes you fat and kills you. There's these people, and there's this king guy, and they all try to kill him. Back in my day, idols were to be admired, not assaulted. But you young hooligans seem to only care about violence and death.

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lol, crap lol. nice picture lol.

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