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I'm kind of a weird emo guy that likes to hear about weird things. Let's share some of the weird things we did/ate/owned in the past.
Some people I know have done the weirdest things I have ever seen, I wanna know if you guys can top them.

I think the weirdest thing I ever did was jump off the side of my house onto a my mattress. xD
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I was at a yard sale once and me and this guy wanted this same wooden chair and we kept haggling for it, so I was like "You want this chair dude?" I picked the chair up and slammed it into the street than walked off and rounded the corner and got in my car. As I was driving by there a cop suddenly there forcing the other guy to pay for it lol
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OT: I had to fart. So my friends dared me to go up to a wal-mart store greeter and let it blow.
I did, and the lady goes "Ooohoo" in a sort of orgasmic manner. O.o
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Slow dancing O_o He needed to prepare for his high school dance and didn't know how to dance...and when I was teaching him I saw that he really gave the expression of "dancing with two left feet" a literal expression. We took a break and then suddenly this plays out:
Friend: "At least teach me how to slow dance. That's easy, right?"
Me: *Sitting down staring at him in disbelief.* "You don't know how to slow dance?"
Friend: "I don't know how to dance..."
Me: "I can see that." *continues drinking Jumex (he always offers)*
Friend: "So...¿me vas a enseñar?" (Translation: are you going to teach me?)
Me: "Umm...sure." Gets up and begins teaching him how to slow dance.
Friend: "Eddy, get over here and actually dance!"
Me: "Dang, possessive much? (Lame joke X3)"
Friend: "Well how else am I supposed to learn."
Friend gets close, I start showing him the posture and everything, and we begin to dance.
Me: "This is...awkward."
Friend: "Well, you are teaching me. ¿Como se llama...Bachata? (Translation: Whats it called...Bachatat?)
Me: "Dude! No way! That's like the easiest thing to learn next to slow dancing!"
Friend: "¡Pues enséñame! I don't want to look stupid!" (translation: Well teach me!)
Me: "¡Ta bien, ta bien!" Continues teaching.

So yeah <_<...it was kind of awkward with the close up and personal-type teaching experiance, but apparently that's one of the only ways he learns.

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I colored my nose blue with a marker when I was younger.
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That wasn't really weird.

Probably playing floorball naked with 7 other naked guys. At school.
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