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[quote name='Cody Frost' timestamp='1307629234' post='5269275']
Slow dancing O_o He needed to prepare for his high school dance and didn't know how to dance...and when I was teaching him I saw that he really gave the expression of "dancing with two left feet" a literal expression. We took a break and then suddenly this plays out:
Friend: "At least teach me how to slow dance. That's easy, right?"
Me: *Sitting down staring at him in disbelief.* "You don't know how to slow dance?"
Friend: "I don't know how to dance..."
Me: "I can see that." *continues drinking Jumex (he always offers)*
Friend: "So...¿me vas a enseñar?" (Translation: are you going to teach me?)
Me: "Umm...sure." Gets up and begins teaching him how to slow dance.
Friend: "Eddy, get over here and actually dance!"
Me: "Dang, possessive much? (Lame joke X3)"
Friend: "Well how else am I supposed to learn."
Friend gets close, I start showing him the posture and everything, and we begin to dance.
Me: "This is...awkward."
Friend: "Well, you are teaching me. ¿Como se llama...Bachata? (Translation: Whats it called...Bachatat?)
Me: "Dude! No way! That's like the easiest thing to learn next to slow dancing!"
Friend: "¡Pues enséñame! I don't want to look stupid!" (translation: Well teach me!)
Me: "¡Ta bien, ta bien!" Continues teaching.

So yeah <_<...it was kind of awkward with the close up and personal-type teaching experiance, but apparently that's one of the only ways he learns.
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Ah... yeah that is awkward

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[quote name='Cody Frost' timestamp='1307629234' post='5269275']
Slow dancing O_o He needed to prepare for his high school dance and didn't know how to dance...and when I was teaching him I saw that he really gave the expression of "dancing with two left feet" a literal expression. We took a break and then suddenly this plays out:
Friend: "At least teach me how to slow dance. That's easy, right?"
Me: *Sitting down staring at him in disbelief.* "You don't know how to slow dance?"
Friend: "I don't know how to dance..."
Me: "I can see that." *continues drinking Jumex (he always offers)*
Friend: "So...¿me vas a enseñar?" (Translation: are you going to teach me?)
Me: "Umm...sure." Gets up and begins teaching him how to slow dance.
Friend: "Eddy, get over here and actually dance!"
Me: "Dang, possessive much? (Lame joke X3)"
Friend: "Well how else am I supposed to learn."
Friend gets close, I start showing him the posture and everything, and we begin to dance.
Me: "This is...awkward."
Friend: "Well, you are teaching me. ¿Como se llama...Bachata? (Translation: Whats it called...Bachatat?)
Me: "Dude! No way! That's like the easiest thing to learn next to slow dancing!"
Friend: "¡Pues enséñame! I don't want to look stupid!" (translation: Well teach me!)
Me: "¡Ta bien, ta bien!" Continues teaching.

So yeah <_<...it was kind of awkward with the close up and personal-type teaching experiance, but apparently that's one of the only ways he learns.
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good thing no one was around... right?

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[quote name='Catman25' timestamp='1307658571' post='5270225']
I drank from the toilet. Doesn't seem farfetched though these days.
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...................................................Well consider the fact you're probably drinking bacteria and all that feces.
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[quote name='Catman25' timestamp='1307658571' post='5270225']
I drank from the toilet. Doesn't seem farfetched though these days.
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Okay... R.I.P.


[quote name='♪♫♪♫♪♫' timestamp='1307662671' post='5270356']

I dressed my son up in a turd costume for his B-day lol
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lol that was hilarious
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[s]Your mom[/s]

Well, this wasn't really me. Okay, I was involved.

So, I was 1. My dad was carrying me down the stairs, he trips. Trying to save my life, he throws me. We're talking foot of the stairs. Thank the lord, I land on a couch.

Another one...

When I was 2, I toddled around the sidewalk. Naked. A policeman drove by.
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[quote name='♣Toot♣' timestamp='1307658279' post='5270215']
your son right?

OT: lol i dressed up as brian once xD
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Yup. We went to Kentucky's Animecon this year dressed as Xion and Roxas. Neither of us used wigs but went through the painful process of styling. We had a big Kingdom Hearts fight re-enactment after with a Riku and Sora cosplayers. We had stainless steel copies of Two Across, Bond of Flame, Oblivion and Oathkeeper.
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[quote name='Alex C. Exodia' timestamp='1307667804' post='5270558']
Had a interesting Childhood: Dropped on my head twice(Both times on a soft surface.), Poisoned myself Twice, Played my first Video Game at Two, Started Walking at 6 months, Reading at 2 or 3.
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O_o!! The closest time I've ever been close to killed as a toddler was when my Uncle's b**** (using correct term) almost bit my neck off. She hated everyone, except my uncle...but after that he said enough was enough and put her down. I'm just glad I still have my neck! Life wouldn't have been as fun without it! XD
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[quote name='Cody Frost' timestamp='1307682013' post='5271119']
O_o!! The closest time I've ever been close to killed as a toddler was when my Uncle's b**** (using correct term) almost bit my neck off. She hated everyone, except my uncle...but after that he said enough was enough and put her down. I'm just glad I still have my neck! Life wouldn't have been as fun without it! XD
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I have a scar on my forehead from getting sliced by my ceiling fan. Needless to say I was always more careful when making the bunk beds.
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[quote name='Miror B.' timestamp='1307694706' post='5271339']
I have a scar on my forehead from getting sliced by my ceiling fan. Needless to say I was always more careful when making the bunk beds.
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It's funny that my brother got hit by the ceiling fan...TWICE! X3 Now you two can share stories.
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[quote name='Führer King Bradley' timestamp='1307753873' post='5273035']
I asked my friend what lemon party was

I am still disturbed
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What is a lemon party?

[quote name='Clair' timestamp='1307754722' post='5273062']
I ate a cricket once.

And yes, that's seriously all I can think of. D:
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lol thats nasty
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