Welche the crab Posted June 23, 2011 Report Share Posted June 23, 2011 Basically, you go on Omegle and tell the person your chatting with "I am looking for Merlin". After this you can say whatever you want, but remember to stay in the character of a medieval knight on a quest for Merlin. If you find someone who claims to be Merlin, tell them they are lying. Now go out and FIND MERLIN! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mors Secundis Posted June 24, 2011 Report Share Posted June 24, 2011 I tried it Welche, This happened. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: I'm Looking for merlin. Stranger: Horny 17 m USA Alabama You: I'm Looking for merlin. Your conversational partner has disconnected. AnotherOne Sensored for the Kiddies XD You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: I'm Looking for merlin. Stranger: arent we all You: No, Good Fellow, Its urgent You: Have you seen the mighty wizard merlin? Stranger: No I only got a handfill of gandalfs You: that is a stange name, Its unheard of in these parts. You: tell, me who is this Gand-elf? Stranger: He is like this g** d***o master Stranger: who rules over all the hobbits You: I know not of these words you speak... You: I'm Looking for merlin. Stranger: well at least you found LSD Stranger: =) You: Do you know where merlin is? the fate of the Nation depends on the grand wizard Merlin. Stranger: what nation do you live in Stranger: dwarfdome You: No, Camelot, Knaive. Stranger: ohh You: where, else? Tis the main region. Stranger: do you use d***oes in camelot Stranger: do the fair maidens plesure themselvs or do we girls have to wait for all the knights You: I Know not of this 'D***o' You speak of? is it a type of Weapon? Stranger: to get their d**k up You: Yes, We do have a lot of maidens. many not so fair though Stranger: yes with magical powers Stranger: and in their bussums what do thay put You: Sorry, My good sir, I must press on to find merlin, Good morrow. You have disconnected.Am I the only one Playing? Talk to strangers! You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hey Stranger: M here You: I'm Looking for Merlin! Are you him? You: Is that what you 'M' stands for? Stranger: yes Stranger: are you Aurther? You: No, I'm A Sir.Lancelot, I have an urgent message for Merlin. Stranger: which is? You: It states 'You Must return to the capital immediately! Evil is afoot!' Your conversational partner has disconnected. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.Starrk Posted June 24, 2011 Report Share Posted June 24, 2011 Talk to strangers! You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: Sup You: ONE CANNOT SIMPLY WALK INTO MORDOR! Your conversational partner has disconnected. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Welche the crab Posted June 24, 2011 Author Report Share Posted June 24, 2011 Team, we must find Merlin! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Revan of the Sith Posted June 24, 2011 Report Share Posted June 24, 2011 I FOUND HIM! You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: Hello Stranger: heyy Stranger: m:f? You: I beseech the great Merlin hast thou seen him? Stranger: m/f? You: What is this m/f of which you speak? Stranger: male or female? You: male my friend I am the great knight sir lancelot and I bear a message to Merlin, hast thou seen him? Stranger: /'Yes! yes i have! You: Where is he? YOU MUST TELL ME! Stranger: northern mountain of southern england in a small village called yance, You: THANK YOU GOOD SIR! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Welche the crab Posted June 24, 2011 Author Report Share Posted June 24, 2011 Good job! Now brave knight we must venture to this town in our quest for Merlin, the almighty mage. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grunt Issun Posted June 24, 2011 Report Share Posted June 24, 2011 Thou shalt travel to ye town to thy north, and beseech Merlin for his knowledge! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Revan of the Sith Posted June 24, 2011 Report Share Posted June 24, 2011 I love this one... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hey asl? You: Hello. You: I am anonymous Stranger: male or female? You: Classified Stranger: ohh??? You: We are anonymous. Stranger: yur creepy You: We are anonymous You: We are anonymous You: We are anonymous You: We are anonymous You: We are anonymous You: We are anonymous You: We are anonymous You: We are anonymous You: We are anonymous Your conversational partner has disconnected. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Tin Trooper Posted June 24, 2011 Report Share Posted June 24, 2011 Stranger: Hi 18 m ny here u Me: VOID Your conversational partner has disconnected Me: Hey Stranger: hi m/f? Me: Well I'm VOID Your conversational partner has disconnected Me: Good morrow, sir. I come on a quest searching for Merlin. Hast thou seen him? Stranger: whos merlin Me: He is the finest wizard in the realm, good sir! Without him, England would surely fall to darkness! Stranger: wait your english Me: Indeed. Stranger: hahahah u f** go make a cup of tea Me: Sir, I am in no mood for jesters. I come looking for Merlin. He is gone from Camelot. Stranger: what the f*** is camelot Me: A castle town situated in the county of VOID Your conversational partner has disconnected. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Madsen Posted June 24, 2011 Report Share Posted June 24, 2011 Stranger: Hi You: Hello fellow You: I am looking for Merlin You: Hath thou seen him? Stranger: Err, I'll tell you where your friend is if you answer a question Stranger: What do you think is better for video games, a console or a computer and why? You: Dear Sir, what is thy console? And thy "computer"? Stranger: f*** you, fa****. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Welche the crab Posted June 24, 2011 Author Report Share Posted June 24, 2011 Come on team! Merlin cannot evade us forever! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunar Origins Posted June 24, 2011 Report Share Posted June 24, 2011 You: I am looking for Merlin. Hast thou seen him? Stranger: nope. sorry You: Your eyes have not graced his presence? Do you know where I may look for his majesty? Stranger: umm... in the garage? or something. You: What is this garage you speak of? Stranger: your ass He disconnected. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: Help! The castle is under attack! Stranger: Noooo You: WE ARE ALL DOOMED! Stranger: :'( You: Get the children! Run for your lives! You: Go! Find Merlin! You: He is the only one who can save us now... Your conversational partner has disconnected. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: Help! The castle is under attack! Stranger: hi Stranger: 16 f wa Stranger: omg Stranger: what can i do? You: We are all doomed! You: You must find merlin! Stranger: ahhh nooo Stranger: merlin touches me Stranger: i cant find him You: SAVE CAMELOT!!! Stranger: i dont want to be touched again You: BE A HERO! You have disconnected. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: Help! The castle is under attack! Stranger: oh no! run for you life! You: GET THE CHILDREN! You: Go, find Merlin. You: His wise ways will save the Kingdom. Stranger: i am merlin You: LIAR! Stranger: Your conversational partner has disconnected. Stranger: are you cool? You: I am looking for Merlin. You: Hast thou seen him? Stranger: I am looking for money Stranger: no Stranger: sorry Stranger: ive seen a monkey though You: What is this "Monkey" that you speak of? You: Will it help on my quest for Merlin? Stranger: yes You: What powers does this "Monkey" possess? Stranger: cocain You: Cocain? That must be the artefact Lancelot was talking about! You: Thank you, kind sir. Stranger: no problem son You: I am off to find Merlin. I bid thee good day. You have disconnected. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mehmani Posted June 24, 2011 Report Share Posted June 24, 2011 Pretending to be jailbait then linking them to lemonparty is much more fun! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunar Origins Posted June 24, 2011 Report Share Posted June 24, 2011 [quote name='Mikhail Nekem'evič Tal' timestamp='1308934688' post='5307590'] Pretending to be jailbait then linking them to lemonparty is much more fun! [/quote] What's lemonparty? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mehmani Posted June 24, 2011 Report Share Posted June 24, 2011 Stranger: hey You: I'm looking for Merlin. Stranger: its him You: Have you seen the gallant mage Merlin, good sir? You: Where? Pray tell, where have you seen him? You: The fate of our noble country depends on his powers! Stranger: this is him dumb slut You: Thou hadst lied! You: I shall vanquish you, knaive, for your insolence! You: 'Tis I, noble Lancelot, who shall claim the hide of a vile pretender! Stranger: f*** you dumb slut You: What is this spell you keep repeating? You: Dumb slut? What vile magic have you cast on me? You: Are you a servant of Mordred? Stranger: you will turn into a dumb slut Your conversation partner has disconnected. Lemonparty is a fun site with lots of cool games like "Lemon Run". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Welche the crab Posted June 25, 2011 Author Report Share Posted June 25, 2011 Anyone found Merlin yet? He must be found. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mors Secundis Posted June 26, 2011 Report Share Posted June 26, 2011 Alas he is not in yonder village, the strange fellow spoke of.....are we All doomed to the dark? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
六兆年と一夜物語 Posted June 29, 2011 Report Share Posted June 29, 2011 I had like 3 people d/c the moment I tried to persuade them where Merlin is. But I had this epic trade (you won't get it if you don't know Portal 2) [spoiler=Here it is]Talk to strangers! You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: space space You: gotta go to space Stranger: uhuu You: gonna be in space You: need a telescope to see me Stranger: hey what's up ? You: space space You: gotta go to space Stranger: i have a telescope You: there's a star Stranger: i see you now You: OHMYGODOHMYGODOHMYGODI'MINSPACE You: SPACE? SPACE? Stranger: yeah You: SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACCCCCCCCCCCCCEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You have disconnected.[/spoiler] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grunt Issun Posted June 29, 2011 Report Share Posted June 29, 2011 I decided to give it a go, didn't work out to well. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hii You: I am looking for Merlin, hast thou seen him? Stranger: m-f ? You: What is this "M-F" that you speak of? Your conversational partner has disconnected. I kindof want to run into someone who also asks for Merlin, so we can have an epic conversation. I tried agian: Stranger: TROLOL You: I am looking for Merlin, hast thou seen him? Stranger: NO Stranger: I AM ONLY TROLOL Your conversational partner has disconnected. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Amazing Avian Posted June 29, 2011 Report Share Posted June 29, 2011 You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: Hi You: I'm Looking for Merlin. Your conversational partner has disconnected. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grunt Issun Posted June 29, 2011 Report Share Posted June 29, 2011 You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hi You: I am looking for Merlin, hast thou seen him? Stranger: yes Stranger: he has gone over the hill this morn You: Really? Where hast thou seen him? Stranger: if you gallop faster Stranger: you can catch him You: What direction did he go in? Stranger: that a way (east) You: Thank you kind sir! I must be off now! HYA! You have disconnected. We may have a new path to follow to find the great Wizard, Do not give up, everyone head EAST! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grunt Issun Posted June 29, 2011 Report Share Posted June 29, 2011 After trailing east, I found another traveler who could tell me more about him You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hi You: I am looking for Merlin, hast thou seen him? Stranger: TREMBLE IN FEAR OF MY MIGHTY SCROTUM, OH MIGHTY WIZARD You: Excuse me, but I am a knight, not a wizard, I am in search, however, of the Mighty Wizard Merlin Stranger: DOST THOU PONDERETH WHEATHER THYS QUEST IS IN VAIN? You: I dost not, for if I fail this quest, the great castle of Camelot may fall, so I shall not give up! Dost thou have any knowladge of the whereabouts of Merlin? Stranger: You must aquire first, the Emerald of the sunken sea in order to open the gates of Gn'Haal. there you will find the one thou art seeking You: Where can I go to find this Emerald you speak of? Stranger: Head east. You: Thank you good sir! Now I must be off! Now, I shall go find this Emerald! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Welche the crab Posted June 29, 2011 Author Report Share Posted June 29, 2011 Aha! It is agreed! Eastward we quest! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jack of All Spades Posted July 1, 2011 Report Share Posted July 1, 2011 THE GOOD [spoiler=1]You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hey You: Good morrow, sir. My quest is to find Merlin. You: Hath you seen him? Stranger: nopppe sorrry You: Must I tap this beseeching orb of wisdom thricefold? Stranger: you must. You: Hmm... Stranger: hmm.. You: Excellent news! Your response has led me to discover Merlin has not left the castle! YOU saved me the trouble of searching for him! Stranger: aw yaaay!!! You: And know, ye shall be knighted, O Person of Wise Choice. Stranger: why thank you You: I must know thy name and castlefront. Stranger: im nikki Stranger: im from chicago You: Nikki of...where? Camelot? Vicurean? Where art thou? You: Ah, Chicago. You: I KNIGHT THEE, NIKKI OF CHICAGO! Stranger: YAAAAAAAAY! You: JOIN ME AT THE ROUND TABLE, AND QUERY STRANGE VAGABONDS OF THE WHEREABOUTS OF MERLIN, SHOULD HE WALK AWAY AGAIN! Stranger: i must go. You: Godspeed, Nikki of Chicago. Stranger: nice chatting with you! You: As with you, Nikki of Chicago! Stranger: <3(: Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/spoiler] THE RUDE [spoiler=1]Stranger: hey You: Greetings, traveller. You: I am looking for Merlin of the Round Table. Your conversational partner disconnected.[/spoiler] [spoiler=2]You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hiii Stranger: asl? You: ASL? No, good citizen. I am on a quest to find Merlin. Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/spoiler] [spoiler=3]You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: heyy you a cute girl with sexy feet? You: Greetings. I am on a quest to find Merlin. Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/spoiler] THE INCONCLUSIVE [spoiler=1]You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: Greetings Stranger: Hi You: I am on a quest. Stranger: USA? You: No, sir, Camelot. Stranger: ...... Stranger: U said quest? You: Yes. Can thy assist me? Stranger: Say more about it You: I'm looking for Merlin. Merlin, the sorcerer pf the Round Table. He hath been missing for a fortnight. You: Seen him? Stranger: Sorry no.... You: Curses! Thank thee for thy time. You have disconnected.[/spoiler] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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