Solemn Silver Posted July 11, 2011 Report Share Posted July 11, 2011 [quote]Why not just Canada? [/quote] [quote]So I hear Canada has free healthcare. [/quote] Eh? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mors Secundis Posted July 13, 2011 Report Share Posted July 13, 2011 [quote name='Dark' timestamp='1310244828' post='5341074'] I feel extremely sorry for you if you spend five hours [i]per day[/i] on YCM. You don't have a girlfriend, and even if you did, you don't spend ten hours attending to her needs every day.Considering you watch YouTube for twenty-five percent of your day, I can tell that you get no exercise whatsoever. In fact, in your entire daily schedule, I see nothing actually productive. Even though it's summer, I still make time for productivity; I practice an instrument or transcribe some music or read a book or study for my upcoming semester of school. You apparently do nothing. Two hours is the [b]bare minimum[/b] that a human can sleep, and I doubt you've trained your REM cycle to work in four thirty minute nap cycles. It doesn't take one hour to fap. OT: I think the government thinks that people get the same experience watching a video game as they do playing a video game, therefore watching YouTube LPs would discourage someone from buying the same video game. They are retarded if I am correct. [/quote] 1. It's not just YCM, Its the rest of the internet too (4chan, Facebook, tumblr Etc.) 2.Yes I have a girlfriend, I go to her house 6 out of 7 days in a week fro 12-11, counting that actually is 11 hours. 3. I play drums, cello, acoustic guitar. I write Poetry and Draw mangas. as for phyiscal exersize, I walk just over 5 miles a day, and run for 10-30 minutes a day. 4 Yes, I do the UBERMAN technique, I Live in europe and I have just finished school and am moving to college in 2 month, so for the next two month I will be doing the uberman. 5. You Imply I only fap once a day and you imply that by special Alone time I only meant fapping. Thanks and goodbye, Sorry for the late reply does, I've been too busy with my girlfriend. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~/Coolio Prime\~ Posted July 13, 2011 Report Share Posted July 13, 2011 [quote name='~N~' timestamp='1310353965' post='5344572'] Why not just Canada? [/quote] Canada is beta-level America. If you were to move out of the country you may as well go somewhere exotic, or at least without bagged milk. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Posted July 13, 2011 Report Share Posted July 13, 2011 [quote name='.:Åπimα FΩrmµlα:.' timestamp='1310518745' post='5349913'] 1. It's not just YCM, Its the rest of the internet too (4chan, Facebook, tumblr Etc.) 2.Yes I have a girlfriend, I go to her house 6 out of 7 days in a week fro 12-11, counting that actually is 11 hours. 3. I play drums, cello, acoustic guitar. I write Poetry and Draw mangas. as for phyiscal exersize, I walk just over 5 miles a day, and run for 10-30 minutes a day. 4 Yes, I do the UBERMAN technique, I Live in europe and I have just finished school and am moving to college in 2 month, so for the next two month I will be doing the uberman. 5. You Imply I only fap once a day and you imply that by special Alone time I only meant fapping. Thanks and goodbye, Sorry for the late reply does, I've been too busy with my girlfriend. [/quote] [i]~5 hours - YCM[/i] Think before you type, then. No, you don't have a girlfriend, and no, you don't spend time with her for eleven hours a day. Not only is that extremely implausible and not even remotely likely, but it's actually quite scary to tell the truth. Even when I had a girlfriend, I wouldn't spend more than ten hours [i]a week[/i] with her because we had our own social lives and our own things to do. Eleven hours is literally half the day, which is why it's not likely and why you're bullshitting. No you don't. Your schedule is already capped out at twenty-four hours. 5 + 10 + 6 + 2 + 1 is 24 if I did my math correctly, meaning you have no time for anything else. And don't give me the bullshit that "~" means around, because that means it could be above or below. Meaning it still averages out to be 24. If you meant to say less than x hours, you should have done <x. Genius. No you don't. The UBERMAN technique is not only extremely difficult to pull off, but I find it extremely implausible that you've successfully utilized it. Also, if you visit your girlfriend for eleven hours consecutively, what happened to the one nap you had to take during that time? Does it dissipate? It's really sad when you lie for such a short period of time but I can already identify inconsistencies in your story. I'm assuming the one hour is more or less consecutive considering the rest of your schedule looks to be consecutive, so I don't see how it's plausible to "fap" more than once in an hour. Also, what else was special alone time supposed to signify? You don't even remotely have the intelligence to do philosophical pondering while you're alone, so fapping is kind of your only option. Good day, sir. And if your girlfriend is a blow-up doll, your story is a bit more believe-able. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
infinitysqrd Posted July 13, 2011 Report Share Posted July 13, 2011 [quote name='MBArceus' timestamp='1310305452' post='5342909'] Apparently, this breaks the 1st Amendment [/quote] 1st Amendment we still have that I thought Congress tried to make that illeagal to, but I digress, some how video taping yourself playing video games in the name of helping people who are stuck is illeagal unless you put that you do not own the rights to the game you are playing and tht your not stealing intulcual property. The same goes for abriged series, which should fall under the Parody/Satire catigory, an AMVs Also someone should warn Chuggaconroy about this impending law. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~/Coolio Prime\~ Posted July 13, 2011 Report Share Posted July 13, 2011 Hate to say it Dark, but I disagree. It is definitely possible to fap more than once in an hour, trust me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OnSlaUghT Posted July 14, 2011 Report Share Posted July 14, 2011 [quote name='~N~' timestamp='1310353965' post='5344572'] Why not just Canada? [/quote] Because ALL anime lovers want to go to Japan. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grunt Issun Posted July 14, 2011 Report Share Posted July 14, 2011 But... I love Anime... and I want to go to Cannada damn it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elƒie Posted July 14, 2011 Report Share Posted July 14, 2011 [quote name='Lance Corporal Atlas' timestamp='1310524455' post='5350163'] Hate to say it Dark, but I disagree. It is definitely possible to fap more than once in an hour, trust me. [/quote] Tmi.. Nuff said. Lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ieyasu Tokugawa Posted July 14, 2011 Report Share Posted July 14, 2011 [quote name='Lance Corporal Atlas' timestamp='1310519526' post='5349948'] Canada is beta-level America. If you were to move out of the country you may as well go somewhere exotic, or at least without bagged milk. [/quote] [quote name='Miror B.' timestamp='1310356685' post='5344694'] So I hear Canada has free healthcare. [/quote] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~/Coolio Prime\~ Posted July 14, 2011 Report Share Posted July 14, 2011 That's wonderful. [quote]"People line up for care, some of them die. That's what happens," says Canadian doctor David Gratzer, author of The Cure. He liked Canada's government health care until he started treating patients. "The more time I spent in the Canadian system, the more I came across people waiting for radiation therapy, waiting for the knee replacement so they could finally walk up to the second floor of their house." "You want to see your neurologist because of your stress headache? No problem! Just wait six months. You want an MRI? No problem! Free as the air! Just wait six months." Polls show most Canadians like their free health care, but most people aren't sick when the poll-taker calls. Canadian doctors told us the system is cracking. One complained that he can't get heart-attack victims into the ICU. In America, people wait in emergency rooms, too, but it's much worse in Canada. If you're sick enough to be admitted, the average wait is 23 hours. "We can't send these patients to other hospitals. Dr. Eric Letovsky told us. "Every other emergency department in the country is just as packed as we are." More than a million and a half Canadians say they can't find a family doctor. Some towns hold lotteries to determine who gets a doctor. In Norwood, Ontario, 20/20 videotaped a town clerk pulling the names of the lucky winners out of a lottery box. The losers must wait to see a doctor. Shirley Healy, like many sick Canadians, came to America for surgery. Her doctor in British Columbia told her she had only a few weeks to live because a blocked artery kept her from digesting food. Yet Canadian officials called her surgery "elective." "The only thing elective about this surgery was I elected to live," she said.[/quote] http://reason.com/archives/2009/07/02/theres-no-such-thing-as-free-h Just hope you don't actually need it. Not a particular fan of the site, but they have good points here that, at least in its current setup, the care is unreliable. Another issue brought up in the article: [quote]Canada and England don't pay the price because they freeload off American innovation. If America adopted their systems, we could worry less about paying for health care, but we'd get 2009-level care—forever. Government monopolies don't innovate. Profit seekers do.[/quote] Long term side effects of the current free healthcare system they have going aren't self-reliable. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
六兆年と一夜物語 Posted July 15, 2011 Report Share Posted July 15, 2011 Heh, to pounce on the old joke: If pro is the opposite of con, is the opposite of "progress" "congress"? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Angel of Silence Posted July 17, 2011 Report Share Posted July 17, 2011 If this happened...I would roll down to congress...in a tank. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OnSlaUghT Posted July 18, 2011 Report Share Posted July 18, 2011 [quote name='Raving Star' timestamp='1310929168' post='5363485'] If this happened...I would roll down to congress...in a tank. [/quote] No you won't, you'll continue your life as normal with nobody listening to your complaints. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phœnīcius Infīnius VII Posted July 18, 2011 Report Share Posted July 18, 2011 Holy f*** thats gay. Well at least they can't do parodies, under the first amendment those are legal.[quote name='OnSlaUghT' timestamp='1310622289' post='5353585'] Because ALL anime lovers want to go to Japan. [/quote] No s***, dayamn. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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