UK shenaniganz

[Happster]

Hand: D.D. Unicorn Knight, a card
Graveyard: 2 Swap Frog, 1 Ronintoadin, 1 Fishborg Blaster, 1 Treeborn Frog

Your opponent's field: a monster

1. Special Summon Treeborn Frog.
2. Ditch a card to SS Fishborg Blaster
3. Banish 1 Swap Frog to bring back 1 Ronintoadin.
4. Special Summon Unicorn Knight, bring back Swap Frog. All monster zones are now full.
5. Bounce Unicorn Knight with Swap Frog.
6. Xyz with Toadin and Swap for a Daigusto Phoenix.
7. Detach Toadin.
8. Tune Treeborn and Fishborg for Formula Synchron.
9. Repeat Steps 3-4.
10. Tune Formula, UK and Swap Frog for Scrap Dragon.
11. Step 3.
12. Destroy a card and Ronintoadin.
13. Cry when you realise how bad this is.
14. Post it on YCM anyway.

In all seriousness, this is a Rank 2 Xyz/ Level 4 Synchro + Ronintoadin every turn.

That's pretty ok.

[CDDRodrigo]

the 13th step is the best one.

[Happster]

Wait, 1 card = 5 chump blockers every turn, so Final Countdown/ Exodia could be cool

Hand: D.D. Unicorn Knight, a card
Graveyard: 2 Swap Frog, 2 Ronintoadin, 1 Fishborg Blaster, 1 Treeborn Frog

1. Special Summon Treeborn Frog.
2. Ditch a card to SS Fishborg Blaster
3. Banish 1 Swap Frog to bring back 1 Ronintoadin.
4. Special Summon Unicorn Knight, bring back Swap Frog. All monster zones are now full.
5. Bounce Unicorn Knight with Swap Frog.
6. Banish Swap Frog for another Ronintoadin.
7. 5 Chump blockerz.

Hand: D.D. Unicorn Knight, a card
Graveyard: 2 Swap Frog, 2 Ronintoadin, 1 Fishborg Blaster, 1 Treeborn Frog
RFP Zone: Swap Frog

1. Special Summon Treeborn Frog.
2. Ditch a card to SS Fishborg Blaster
3. Special Summon Unicorn Knight, bring back Swap Frog.
4. Bounce Unicorn Knight with Swap Frog.
5. Banish Swap Frog for another Ronintoadin.
6. Repeat Step 5.
7. 5 Chump blockerz, you are now immortal.

Hand: D.D. Unicorn Knight, a card
Graveyard: 1 Swap Frog, 2 Ronintoadin, 1 Fishborg Blaster, 1 Treeborn Frog
RFP Zone: 2 Swap Frog

1. Special Summon Treeborn Frog.
2. Ditch a card to SS Fishborg Blaster
3. Special Summon Unicorn Knight, bring back Swap Frog.
4. Bounce Unicorn Knight with Swap Frog.
5. Repeat Steps 3 and 4.
6. Banish Swap Frog for Ronintoadin.
7. 5 Chump blockerz, you are now immortal.