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[quote name='Tristan T. Taylor' timestamp='1310858611' post='5361368']
"With my Catapult Turtle, I can launch my Dragon Champion toward your castle, shattering its floatation ring thereby causing it to collapse on top of your monsters."
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Love that episode!

"Screw the rules I have money!"
"Did you seriously come back from the dead to beat me in a children's card game?"

-Yu-gi-oh Abridged.

"What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?"
"One, two, Five."
"Three sire!"
"THREE!"
-Monty Python and the Holy Grail.

"Fool of a Duke."
-The Lord of the Rings.

I have a lot more.

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[quote name='Raving Star' timestamp='1310926150' post='5363324']
"What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?"
"One, two, Five."
"Three sire!"
"THREE!"
-Monty Python and the Holy Grail.
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"NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION!" -Spanish Inquisition

"It's not pinin its passed on! This parrot is no more! It has ceased to be! Its expired and gone to meet its maker. This is a late parrot! Its a stiff, berift of life! It rests in peace. If you hadn't nailed it to the perch it would be pushin up the daisies! Its run down the curtain and joined the choir invisible! THIS IS AN EX-PARROT!" -Customer

"And now, number 1, the Larch" -Annoying narrator

"WHAT DO YOU WANT!?"
"Well I was down ousid-"
"DON'T GIVE ME THAT YOU SNOTTY FACED HEAP OF PARROT DROPPING!"
"What!?"
"SHUT YOUR FESTERING GOB YOU TIT! YOUR TYPE MAKES ME PUKE! YOU VACULOUS STOFFYNOSE MALE ODEROUS PERVERT!"
"WHAT?! I CAME IN HERE FOR AN ARGUEMENT!"
"OH! Oh I'm sorry this is abuse."
"Oh I see that explains it."
"Oh no you want 12A next door." -Monty Python

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[quote name='Tristan T. Taylor' timestamp='1310858611' post='5361368']
"With my Catapult Turtle, I can launch my Dragon Champion toward your castle, shattering its floatation ring thereby causing it to collapse on top of your monsters." "This card game is a load of bollocks."


"FINLAND!"
[spoiler=Reference]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FGIQxigD4CY[/spoiler]


"That means Albert E. equals MC squared!"
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watch?v=WziyFLzOS_4 (this is not where your quote was from, but whatever)
watch?v=zn7-fVtT16k

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"He dresses like a cloooooown!"

"FINLAND!"

"THIS! IS! SPARTA!"

"I AM A DWARF AND I'M DIGGING A HOLE! DIGGY DIGGY HOLE!"

"Wai so srs/"

"Good news, I've signed a new legislation that will outlaw Russia forever. We begin bombing in five minutes."

"Vital testing apparatus deystroyed."

"I haven't actually said most of the things I've said."

"Good news, everyone!"

"BOOM, HEADSHOT!"

"1. Do not talk about /b/"

"2. Do NOT talk about /b/"

"Do a barrel roll!"

"Chief, WTF?!"

"Doctor Octogotapus BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"


Now, I task you to find where all of these come from.
Get all of them, and you get a candy bar of your choice.
:)

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[center]What do you do when you win? [b]PARTY![/b] What do you do when you lose? [b]PARTY HARDER![/b][/center]
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haha
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what's wrong with it?
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It's in my sig, but anyway:
"Every person is a bastard-coated bastard with bastard filling. But, they don't annoy me nearly as much as the bubble-headed optimists that walk around vomiting sunshine." - Doctor Cox

Off the top of my head...
"How did you get down there?" "Oh, drugs. LLOOTS AND LLLOOOTS of wonderful, mind-altering DRUUUUGGS!"

"While I may not agree with what you say, sir, I will defend to the death your right to say it."

"God is like a wise clock maker. He created the universe, taught it to run on its own, and then let it be."

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[quote name='Raving Star' timestamp='1310926150' post='5363324']
Love that episode!

"Screw the rules I have money!"
"Did you seriously come back from the dead to beat me in a children's card game?"

--gi-oh Abridged.

"What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?"
"One, two, Five."
"Three sire!"
"THREE!"
-Monty Python and the Holy Grail.

"Fool of a Duke."
-The Lord of the Rings.

I have a lot more.
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"Screw the rules I have money!"
"But it's the yules season sir"
"Oh, SCREW THE YULES I HAVE MONEY"

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[i]"Once a month, try something you don't think you'd be good at. You can find such happy surprises."[/i]
-Dianna Agron

[i]"I can relate to girls with self esteem issues because growing up in this industry there is the side of you that is obsessed with perfection. You want to please everyone because if you don't, you won't get the job. There is always someone prettier, smarter, or a better actor that you. You start to nit-pick everything. That perfectionism kicks in and it can take over your life if you let it. You have to get comfortable with yourself. Then, if you get the job, it is an added bonus."[/i]
-Naya Rivera

[i]"We need fantasy to survive because reality is too difficult. We have art so that we may not die from the truth."[/i]
-Lady Gaga

[i]"Who honors those we love with the very life we live? Who sends monsters to kill us and at the same time sings that we'll never die? Who teaches us what's real and how to laugh at lies? Who decides why we live and what we'll die to defend? Who chains us and who holds the key to set us free? It's you. You have all the weapons you need. Now fight!"[/i]
-Sweet Pea (Sucker Punch)

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