Hɑrdy Posted July 28, 2011 Report Share Posted July 28, 2011 [center]I randomly thought up this idea. Get to know other members better by posting a mini-bio of yourself. The biographies I find interesting and worth reading I will post in the 'Bio hall of fame' for everyone to read. It can be as simple as: "I like sex, drugs and alcohol" or as detailed as you like. Go for it. [Spoiler=Bio hall of fame.] [Spoiler=Number 85] My name is ‘Number 85’, that’s all I really should be telling you. Why? Because if you know me well enough you will realize that the number 85 was my life, before I became involved with drugs and before I got kicked out of school. The number 85 was my team number in football. I loved football and I was a top athlete, however, after my mother died I went to live in Jamaica for a short-term period. While in Jamaica I was vunerable due to the recent death that had dawned on me and influential, I quickly became heavily involved with marijuana and I still am. These days I take Marijuana on maybe a daily basis and smoke joints as you would drink water. If you want to know more about me or want to interview me or w/e contact me via PM. [/Spoiler] [/Spoiler] EDIT: Inb4biographysectioninprofile. I find the concept of the 'about me' page not satisfying as no one actually bothers to read it, besides, I don't see the harm in making this topic. [/center] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DARKPLANT RISING Posted July 28, 2011 Report Share Posted July 28, 2011 [s]All of my life is written in my bio. Now there, go read it out loud from start to end without any skipping. Wouldn't take much time, I promise you.[/s] In short, I'm Japanese. When 3, I moved to California. At 5, Connecticut. At 10, back to Japan, and goes on till now. Shortly after returning, I became addicted to the internet. OH LOOK AT THE SMART DETAILS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hɑrdy Posted July 28, 2011 Author Report Share Posted July 28, 2011 [quote name='Darkplant - PAIN' timestamp='1311857774' post='5394929'] [s]All of my life is written in my bio. Now there, go read it out loud from start to end without any skipping. Wouldn't take much time, I promise you.[/s] In short, I'm Japanese. When 3, I moved to California. At 5, Connecticut. At 10, back to Japan, and goes on till now. Shortly after returning, I became addicted to the internet. OH LOOK AT THE SMART DETAILS [/quote] The bio on your profile is simply magnificent. I recommend it for a change of reading to [u]anyone[/u]. Eh, it's okay. Why'd you keep moving? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DARKPLANT RISING Posted July 28, 2011 Report Share Posted July 28, 2011 Why I move? Because my father's got this weird international job and etc. Oh, and nothing goes in the etc. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Βyakuya Posted July 28, 2011 Report Share Posted July 28, 2011 Once upon a time I was born, a bunch of events happened and impacted me, now I am here typing at a computer. The end. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DARKPLANT RISING Posted July 28, 2011 Report Share Posted July 28, 2011 [quote name='Byakuya Kuchiki' timestamp='1311862113' post='5395031'] Once upon a time I was born [/quote] You sure? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Βyakuya Posted July 28, 2011 Report Share Posted July 28, 2011 [quote name='Darkplant - PAIN' timestamp='1311862251' post='5395038'] You sure? [/quote] Well as if we were born from a f***ing star or something. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DARKPLANT RISING Posted July 28, 2011 Report Share Posted July 28, 2011 [quote name='Byakuya Kuchiki' timestamp='1311862307' post='5395041'] Well as if we were born from a f***ing star or something. [/quote] Don't make fun of my grandpa. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hɑrdy Posted July 28, 2011 Author Report Share Posted July 28, 2011 [quote name='Byakuya Kuchiki' timestamp='1311862307' post='5395041'] Well as if we were born from a f***ing star or something. [/quote] Don't be stupid. It was God. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.Starrk Posted July 28, 2011 Report Share Posted July 28, 2011 I'm white. And I live in Tokyo. k bye Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hɑrdy Posted July 28, 2011 Author Report Share Posted July 28, 2011 [quote name='~Lawliet~' timestamp='1311885552' post='5396349'] I'm white. And I live in Tokyo. k bye [/quote] So you're Caucasian yet Japanese? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.Starrk Posted July 28, 2011 Report Share Posted July 28, 2011 [quote name='Number 85' timestamp='1311885628' post='5396353'] So you're Caucasian yet Japanese? [/quote] I live in Tokyo because of my dad's job. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I-dreezyAFG Posted July 28, 2011 Report Share Posted July 28, 2011 [quote name='~Lawliet~' timestamp='1311885714' post='5396357'] I live in Tokyo because of my dad's job. [/quote] karate kid 2010 knockoff version. http://forum.yugiohcardmaker.net/user/114779-i-dreezyafg/ scroll down to where it says bio. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hexcalibrate Posted July 28, 2011 Report Share Posted July 28, 2011 "A long time ago in a galaxy not so far away, there lived a couple called 'shelagh' and 'mark' House. Shelagh, the younger of the 2 came from a land of Potato wine and boxers known to all as Ireland, while Mark came from a land of racist drunks and half blue people called Scotland. it is unknown how these 2 people met or even why they met, what matters is what happened when they met. when it began it only lasted a few seconds (wait ago dad) but it was only the begginning of a series of mistakes and poor choices, all together it took 9 months to finish this monstrosity, this hurendous beast, this creature that could only be described as 'David' was developed. for 22 months they nurtured this creature and through a series of trial and error, Shelagh and Mark had a idea, if they could make something like this by accident, then what would happen if they purposely tried? yet another 9 months had passed, and they succeeded in what they had set out to achieve, on that day of 17th of december 1993, i was given live and was set on a path that would lead to missery, despair and eventually death" end of part 1 (if you would like me to continue, press the rep button now. if you have any shred of common sense and don't wish me to continue, send me your hate mail now, the decision is yours ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yasu Posted July 29, 2011 Report Share Posted July 29, 2011 [indent][indent][indent]Ello Im Yasu Toxic Slaughter. I Can Be A b**** In The Ass If I Want To. Im Scenekore And Its Siq! Im Bi. I <3 Pandas! I LOVE The Band Blood On The Dance Floor! Im Taken By Mah Lovely Death Reimu. I Listen To Techno, Raver, Crunkcore And Screamo. Im In A Band Called Girls Get Druged! I Party Till I Pass Out And I Fck Till I Bleed. Im Meh and Only Me I Cant Be Tamed.[/indent][/indent][/indent] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yang Xiao-Long Posted July 29, 2011 Report Share Posted July 29, 2011 I'm a Scots-Korean. I contradict myself by being here. Waitwut. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Two-Hundred And One Posted July 29, 2011 Report Share Posted July 29, 2011 *stuff that you don't care about* *people you don't know* *events that are heavily exaggerated* THE END. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kodamλ Posted July 29, 2011 Report Share Posted July 29, 2011 [size=3]Once... um... there was this guy.... no, not that guy... the other guy... who [/size][size=2]you[/size][size=3] [/size][size=1]don't know...[/size] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kizzi Posted July 29, 2011 Report Share Posted July 29, 2011 Britfag etc. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dwarven King Posted July 30, 2011 Report Share Posted July 30, 2011 I'm actually tempted to do this...but I may get carried away. :< Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Brett Favre Experience Posted July 31, 2011 Report Share Posted July 31, 2011 I've spent my entire life jockin' hoes and party rocking. Up until now, when I've decided to settle down a bit. In my spare time, I play with my balls. =] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Luna Lovegood Posted August 1, 2011 Report Share Posted August 1, 2011 Now this is a story all about how My life got flipped-turned upside down And I liked to take a minute just sit right there And tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel-Air In west Philadelphia born and raised On the playground is where I spent most of my days Chillin out, maxin, relaxing all cool, And all shooting some b-ball outside of the school When a couple of guys who were up to no good Started making trouble in my neighborhood I got in one lil fight and my mom got scared And said "You're moving with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air" I Begged and pleaded with her day after day, But she packed my suitcase and sent me on my way She gave me a kiss and then she gave me my ticket I put my walkman on and said I might as well kick it First class yo this is bad Drinking orange juice out of a champaine glass Is this what the people of Bel-Air living like? Hmm this might be allright But wait I hear prissy, bourgeois and all that Is this the type of place they should send this cool cat I don't think so, I'll see when I get there I hope they're prepared for the prince of Bel-Air Well ah the plain landed and when I came out There was a dude that looked like a cop standing there with my name out I aint trying to get arrested yet I just got here I sprang with the quickness like lightning dissapeared I whistled for a cab and when it came near The license plate said FRESH and it had dice in the mirror If anything I can say this cab was rare But I thought naw forget it yo homes to Bel-Air I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8 And I yelled to the cabby "Yo homes smell ya later" I looked at my kingdom I was finally there To sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel Air Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Animefan #1 Posted August 1, 2011 Report Share Posted August 1, 2011 I am an American, Chicago born--Chicago, that somber city--and go at things as I have taught myself, free-style, and will make the record in my own way: first to knock, first admitted; sometimes an innocent knock, sometimes a not so innocent. But a man's character is his fate, says Heraclitus, and in the end there isn't any way to disguise the nature of the knocks by acoustical work on the door or gloving the knuckles. Everybody knows there is no fineness or accuracy of suppression; if you hold down one thing you hold down the adjoining. My own parents were not much to me, though I cared for my mother. She was simple-minded, and what I learned from her was not what she taught, but on the order of object lessons. She didn't have much to teach, poor woman. My brothers and I loved her. I speak for them both; for the elder it is safe enough; for the younger one, Georgie, I have to answer--he was born an idiot--but I'm in no need to guess, for he had a song he sang as he ran dragfooted with his stiff idiot's trot, up and down along the curl-wired fence in the backyard: Georgie Mahchy, Augie, Simey Winnie Mahchy, evwy, evwy love Mama. He was right about everyone save Winnie, Grandma Lausch's poodle, a pursy old overfed dog. Mama was Winnie's servant, as she was Grandma Lausch's. Loud-breathing and wind-breaking, she lay near the old lady's stool on a cushion embroidered with a Berber aiming a rifle at a lion. She was personally Grandma's, belonged to her suite; the rest of us were the governed, and especially Mama. Mama passed the dog's dish to Grandma, and Winnie received her food at the old lady's feet from the old lady's hands. These hands and feet were small; she wore a shriveled sort of lisle on her legs and her suppers were gray --ah, the gray of that felt, the gray despotic to souls--with pink rib- bons. I could go on, but I shan't. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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