Darth Revan of the Sith Posted August 28, 2011 Report Share Posted August 28, 2011 It's time to tell the truth about Federal Communications Commission. Consider this letter not as a monologue but rather as a joint effort between writer and reader. Together we shall give peace a chance. Together we shall reveal the nature and activity of Federal Communications Commission's winged monkeys, who are legion, and expose their inner contexts as well as their ultimate final aims. And together we shall balkanize Federal Communications Commission's nutty coalition of apolaustic drug lords and drugged-out witlings into an etiolated and sapless agglomeration. I'm sure Federal Communications Commission wouldn't want me to eavesdrop on its meetings. So why does it want to infiltrate the media with the express purpose of disseminating bilious information? We should be able to look into our own souls for the answer. If we do, I suspect we'll find that it is like a giant octopus sprawling its slimy length over city, state, and nation. Like the octopus of real life, Federal Communications Commission operates under cover of self-created screen. It seizes in its long and powerful tentacles our executive officers, our legislative bodies, our schools, our courts, our newspapers, and every agency created for the public protection. Federal Communications Commission likes to cite poll results that "prove" that governments should have the right to lie to their own subjects or to other governments. Really? Have you ever been contacted by one of its pollsters? Chances are good that you never have been contacted and never will be. Otherwise, the polls would show that Federal Communications Commission's primary goal is to give people a new and largely artificial basis for evaluating things and making decisions. All of its other objectives are secondary to this one supreme purpose. That's why you must always remember that I plan to give parents the means to protect their children. Are you with me—or against me? Whatever you decide, I recently informed Federal Communications Commission that its intimates tour the country promoting base-minded quislingism in lectures and radio talk-show interviews. Federal Communications Commission said it'd "look further into the matter." Well, not too much further. After all, I shall be blamed by ignorant persons when I say that before I knew anything about it, I was once an onlooker at a few of Federal Communications Commission's mass demonstrations, without possessing even the slightest insight into the mentality of its cronies or the nature of its analects. Cruel as that maxim may appear, if it manages to perpetuate harmful stereotypes, our nation will not endure as a civilization, as a geopolitical entity, or even as a society. Rather, it will exist only as a prison, a prison in which the most mawkish publishers of hate literature I've ever seen progressively enlarge and increasingly centralize the means of oppression, exploitation, violence, and destruction. Okay, I've written enough for one letter, so let me just finish by saying that Federal Communications Commission recognizes the potency of fear and its ability to paralyze and enslave humankind. Discuss the FCC or Federal Communications Commission... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chaos Dralcax Posted August 28, 2011 Report Share Posted August 28, 2011 All I know is their labels on everything involving wireless communication (e.g. Mindstorms NXT, R/C cars, you get the idea). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lonk Posted August 28, 2011 Report Share Posted August 28, 2011 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2NDPT0Ph5rA Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bull3tM0nk3y Posted August 29, 2011 Report Share Posted August 29, 2011 [quote name='ZeroChill' timestamp='1314574660' post='5475997'] [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2NDPT0Ph5rA[/media] [/quote] So the FCC won't let me be, or let me be me, so let me see. They try to shut me down on MTV, but it feels so empty, without me. Word, yo dawg. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smesh Posted August 29, 2011 Report Share Posted August 29, 2011 Holy text, batman. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrabHelmet Posted August 29, 2011 Report Share Posted August 29, 2011 Every month or so, someone digs up the old rant generator and thinks it's the coolest new thing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nu-Mou Knight Posted August 29, 2011 Report Share Posted August 29, 2011 [img]http://img21.imageshack.us/img21/4263/413681dz.jpg[/img] As much as I value political discussion, I don't believe this is the place for a rant. I don't care for a government entity regulating as much as it does, but it's in place, and won't be leaving any sooner than the Federal Reserve. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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