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[quote name='Twilight Sparkle' timestamp='1317948185' post='5565051']
Really? They've got smoke bombs and pieces of metal, pirates have gunpowder and cannons. Idgi.
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Pirates are drunk on rum from their latest catch, go to sleep.
Ninjas come out when pirates are asleep in piles of their own bile, and slice all the pirates throats.

How useful are your gunpowder and cannons [b]now?[/b]

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Ninjas do exist! They managed to turn on motion-sensor lights... but only two of them each on the other side of the gym without turning on any others... >_> <_< ...Okay, i think they don't think I'm on to thasifadsklfkrewkj;l]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]

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[quote name='M.B X' timestamp='1317161445' post='5544344']
Ninja Facts:
[b]- Ninjas can divide by zero[/b]
[b]- Ninjas dont walk the ground moves for them[/b]
[b]- When ninjas do pushups, they dont push themselves up, they push the world down[/b]
[b]- When it rains ninjas dont wet wet, the rain gets ninja[/b]
[b]- What ever ninjas touch turns to gold[/b]
[b]- Ninjas do not sleep, they wait.[/b]
[b]- Ninjas tears cure cancer, too bad they never cry[/b]
[b]- Ninjas donate alot of blood to the red cross, just not there own..[/b]
[b]- Ninjas make onions cry[/b]
[b]- Ninjas are allowed to talk about fight club[/b]
[b]- Ninjas gave cats nine lives so they could kill them more.[/b]
[b]- Bullets dodge ninjas[/b]
[b]- Ninjas iron there shirts while wearing them[/b]
[b]- Ninjas can predict the songs on there ipod shuffle[/b]
[b]- Ninjas put pants on 2 legs at a time[/b]
[b]- Ninjas play minesweeper with real mines[/b]
[b]- Ninjas taught kool aid man how to break though walls[/b]
[b]- Ninjas created the wheel. Twice.[/b]
[b]- A ninja once recieved a hollywood star, he made the handprint when the cement was dry.[/b]
[b]- Ninjas are circumcised. They perform it themselves.[/b]
[b]- In an average living room there are 1,242 objects ninjas could use to kill you, including the room itself.[/b]
[b]- Ninjas can speak in wingdings.[/b]

[i]lulz, so what if you were a ninja? o.O[/i]
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Of course we do

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