So, I took the most gruesome art I could find in Jazinkay's archive (Despair King Zyx)

[Northern Sage]

[img]http://img194.imageshack.us/img194/6981/393677k.jpg[/img]
[quote]Cannot be Normal Summoned or Set. Cannot be Special Summoned except by banishing 4 DARK Monsters in your Graveyard. You can only control 1 face-up "Despair King Zyx". When this card attacks or is attacked by an Xyz Monster: Destroy that monster before damage calculation. Once per turn: You can target 1 monster in your opponent's Graveyard: Attach it to this card, and treat is as an Xyz Material (Max.5). Once per turn: You can detach 1 Xyz Material from this card: Negate the activation of a Spell or Trap Card, or the Special Summon of a Monster; Destroy it, and inflict 1000 points of damage to your opponent.[/quote]
Happy Halloween.
CnC appreciated.

[Nightmare Moon]

[font=arial,helvetica,sans-serif][size=3]O.O Dude, that's f***ing amazing! And definitely scary, you get an A+. ^^ [/size][/font]

[evilhorus]

attacked by a[u][i][b]n[/b][/i][/u] Xyz Monster:

Small error.

Card seems interesting, nice art too.

Also, best stats

[Northern Sage]

Thanks for rating, both of you.
And, oh right. it's ik-seez, not ex-wy-es. My bad.

[evilhorus]

[quote name='Clear Vice Dragon' timestamp='1320064782' post='5609047']
Thanks for rating, both of you.
And, oh right. it's ik-seez, not ex-wy-es. My bad.
[/quote]
Either way, it's a[u][i][b]n[/b][/i][/u]
But yes, it's ikseez.

[ragnarok1945]

very impressive effect

Curious why you didn't put a max limit to the amount of XYZ materials you can attach to it though

[Northern Sage]

Oh, right. Should fix that.

[ragnarok1945]

no problem, I mean yes you did say once per turn, but I was thinking once it had no more attached xyz materials it'll destroy itself

[Max Darkness]

[b]OCG Fix:[/b]
Cannot be Normal Summoned or Set. Cannot be Special Summoned except by banishing 4 DARK Monsters in your Graveyard. You can only control 1 face-up "Despair King Zyx". [b]When this card attacks or is attacked by an Xyz Monster: Destroy that monster before damage calculation.[/b] Once per turn: You can target 1 monster in your opponent's [b]Graveyard: Attach it to this card, and treat is as an Xyz Material[/b] (Max.5). Once per turn: You can detach 1 Xyz Material from this card: Negate the activation of a Spell or Trap Card, or the Special [b]Summon[/b] of a Monster[b]; Destroy it, and inflict[/b] 1000 points of damage to your opponent.

I like. Excellent anti-Xyz, with a hint of anti-meta as well. I would see it more as a Fiend, but that's your choice. You probably also don't need the limit on the number of monsters you attach because you'll never get more than one attached if you're using its other effects.

[Northern Sage]

Thanks for the comment.