Funny Conversations you have on Omegle.

[Apostle of Calamity]

[spoiler=LOL]You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
[b]Stranger:[/b] hi
[b]Stranger:[/b] m or f?
[b]You:[/b] Art Thou King Arthur?
[b]Stranger:[/b] yes of camelot sone of uther pendragon
[b]Stranger:[/b] son
[b]You:[/b] I Must Warn You Of An Impending Doom Upon Your Kingdom.
[b]You:[/b] Mordrid Plans To Invade From The West.
[b]Stranger:[/b] but emeris said he wouldnt
[b]You:[/b] It Beith A lie Young Prince For Thou Hast Been Decieved.
[b]You:[/b] The Invasion Begins Upon The Seventh Morn Of Starright's Day
[b]Stranger:[/b] morgana will kill mordrid before his evil plot to take my throne commences
[b]You:[/b] Morgana Is A Traitor And A Liar.
[b]You:[/b] She Hast Decieved You As Well!
[b]Stranger:[/b] is that why she locked up merlin in that cave?
[b]You:[/b] There Are Many Enemies Within Your Kingdom Young King.
[b]You:[/b] Yes My King That Beith Why!
[b]Stranger:[/b] lol. whats your asl?
[b]You:[/b] You Must Hurry Ride To Camelot And Rally Your Forces!
[b]You: [/b]AWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!
You have disconnected.[/spoiler]
Discuss funny convos you have on omegle.

[Lunar Origins]

[size=4][color=#ff0000][font=Arial, sans-serif][b]You:[/b][/font][/color][color=#000000][font=Arial, sans-serif] I LOVE YOU.[/font][/color]

[color=#0000cd][font=Arial, sans-serif][b]Stranger:[/b][/font][/color][color=#000000][font=Arial, sans-serif] hi 23 male[/font][/color]

[color=#ff0000][font=Arial, sans-serif][b]You:[/b][/font][/color][color=#000000][font=Arial, sans-serif] NEVERMIND.[/font][/color]

[color=#ff0000][font=Arial, sans-serif][b]You:[/b][/font][/color][color=#000000][font=Arial, sans-serif] AWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY[/font][/color][/size]

[Apostle of Calamity]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
[b]Stranger:[/b] hii
[b]Stranger:[/b] 16 m
[b]You:[/b] I am Black Jesus
[b]Stranger:[/b] ??
[b]You:[/b] Blood of Koolaid and Flesh of Fried Chicken...
[b]You:[/b] I am the Lord of all my homies.
[b]Stranger:[/b] ahahhah
[b]Stranger:[/b] simpsons
[b]You:[/b] Shall you repent and join the congregation Bizotch?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Lunar Origins]

[spoiler=This was hilarious]

[size=4][color=#000000][font=Arial, sans-serif][color=#555555][b]You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi![/b][/color][/font][/color]

[color=#000000][font=Arial, sans-serif][b]Stranger:[/b] Are you a stripper?[/font][/color]

[color=#000000][font=Arial, sans-serif][b]You:[/b] Yes.[/font][/color]

[color=#000000][font=Arial, sans-serif][b]You:[/b] Ten dollars, up front.[/font][/color]

[color=#000000][font=Arial, sans-serif][b]You:[/b] Now.[/font][/color]

[color=#000000][font=Arial, sans-serif][b]Stranger:[/b] Address pl0x[/font][/color]

[color=#000000][font=Arial, sans-serif][b]Stranger:[/b] Can it be in the back too?[/font][/color]

[color=#000000][font=Arial, sans-serif][b]You:[/b] Well, that requires more preperation.[/font][/color]

[color=#000000][font=Arial, sans-serif][b]You:[/b] Did I spell that right?[/font][/color]

[color=#000000][font=Arial, sans-serif][b]You:[/b] Eh.[/font][/color]

[color=#000000][font=Arial, sans-serif][b]Stranger:[/b] I've got time.[/font][/color]

[color=#000000][font=Arial, sans-serif][b]You:[/b] Good.[/font][/color]

[color=#000000][font=Arial, sans-serif][b]You:[/b] Also, the price may increase.[/font][/color]

[color=#000000][font=Arial, sans-serif][b]Stranger:[/b] Address.[/font][/color]

[color=#000000][font=Arial, sans-serif][b]Stranger:[/b] Name it.[/font][/color]

[color=#000000][font=Arial, sans-serif][b]Stranger:[/b] Ive got my parents credit card.[/font][/color]

[color=#000000][font=Arial, sans-serif][b]You:[/b] 689 New York Ave., New York, New York.[/font][/color]

[color=#000000][font=Arial, sans-serif][b]Stranger:[/b] I'll be there.[/font][/color]

[color=#000000][font=Arial, sans-serif][b]You:[/b] Good.[/font][/color]

[color=#000000][font=Arial, sans-serif][b]You:[/b] Bring the booze.[/font][/color]

[color=#000000][font=Arial, sans-serif][b]Stranger:[/b] What time?[/font][/color]

[color=#000000][font=Arial, sans-serif][b]You:[/b] 12:00 seems safe, but just to be sure....[/font][/color]

[color=#000000][font=Arial, sans-serif][b]You:[/b] 2:13.[/font][/color]

[color=#000000][font=Arial, sans-serif][b]Stranger:[/b] Ok...[/font][/color]

[color=#000000][font=Arial, sans-serif][b]Stranger:[/b] Ok...[/font][/color]

[color=#000000][font=Arial, sans-serif][b]Stranger:[/b] See yo then.[/font][/color]

[color=#000000][font=Arial, sans-serif][b]You:[/b] Yes.[/font][/color]

[color=#000000][font=Arial, sans-serif][b]You:[/b] I look forward to the exchange of services.[/font][/color]

[color=#000000][font=Arial, sans-serif][b]Stranger:[/b] Get into something comfortable.[/font][/color]

[color=#000000][font=Arial, sans-serif][b]You:[/b] Will do.[/font][/color]

[color=#000000][font=Arial, sans-serif][b]Stranger:[/b] I'll be looking forward to your buisness[/font][/color]

[color=#000000][font=Arial, sans-serif][b]You:[/b] My business?[/font][/color]

[color=#000000][font=Arial, sans-serif][b]Stranger:[/b] ..[/font][/color]

[color=#000000][font=Arial, sans-serif][b]Stranger:[/b] Our business.[/font][/color]

[color=#000000][font=Arial, sans-serif][b]You:[/b] Who's really doing the work here?[/font][/color]

[color=#000000][font=Arial, sans-serif][b]You:[/b] BUY ME MORE JEWELRY[/font][/color]

[color=#000000][font=Arial, sans-serif][b]Stranger:[/b] Nooo!!! Game over man!!![/font][/color]

[color=#000000][font=Arial, sans-serif][b]You:[/b] Game over man, game over.[/font][/color]

[color=#000000][font=Arial, sans-serif][b]You:[/b] Do you like trains?[/font][/color]

[color=#000000][font=Arial, sans-serif][b]Stranger:[/b] Veerrrrrrrruumeeeee!!![/font][/color]

[color=#000000][font=Arial, sans-serif][b]You:[/b] I'll take that as a no.[/font][/color]

[color=#000000][font=Arial, sans-serif][b]You:[/b] You are unnecessary.[/font][/color]

[color=#000000][font=Arial, sans-serif][b]Stranger:[/b] Yes[/font][/color]

[color=#000000][font=Arial, sans-serif][b]Stranger:[/b] Yes I do.[/font][/color]

[color=#000000][font=Arial, sans-serif][b]You:[/b] You shall be dealt with later.[/font][/color]

[color=#000000][font=Arial, sans-serif][b]You:[/b] Hypocrite.[/font][/color]

[color=#000000][font=Arial, sans-serif][b]Stranger:[/b] Wait!![/font][/color]

[color=#000000][font=Arial, sans-serif][b]Stranger:[/b] What are you wearing?[/font][/color]

[color=#000000][font=Arial, sans-serif][b]You:[/b] A huge William and Mary University Mascot suit.[/font][/color]

[color=#000000][font=Arial, sans-serif][b]Stranger:[/b] I knew it...[/font][/color]

[color=#000000][font=Arial, sans-serif][b]Stranger:[/b] So am I...[/font][/color]

[color=#000000][font=Arial, sans-serif][b]You:[/b] God damn.[/font][/color]

[color=#000000][font=Arial, sans-serif][b]You:[/b] We're twins.[/font][/color]

[color=#000000][font=Arial, sans-serif][b]Stranger:[/b] It's so hot in here right?[/font][/color]

[color=#000000][font=Arial, sans-serif][b]You:[/b] motherf***er, you bet your ass.[/font][/color]

[color=#000000][font=Arial, sans-serif][b]Stranger:[/b] Would make our stripping quite q[/font][/color]

[color=#000000][font=Arial, sans-serif][b]Stranger:[/b] akward, huh?[/font][/color]

[color=#000000][font=Arial, sans-serif][b]You:[/b] b****, please.[/font][/color]

[color=#000000][font=Arial, sans-serif][b]You:[/b] Bend over.[/font][/color]

[color=#000000][font=Arial, sans-serif][b]Stranger:[/b] Already am.[/font][/color]

[color=#000000][font=Arial, sans-serif][b]Stranger:[/b] Get on yo knees?[/font][/color]

[color=#000000][font=Arial, sans-serif][b]Stranger:[/b] ![/font][/color]

[color=#000000][font=Arial, sans-serif][b]You:[/b] Haha, no.[/font][/color]

[color=#000000][font=Arial, sans-serif][b]Stranger:[/b] But...[/font][/color]

[color=#000000][font=Arial, sans-serif][b]You:[/b] I'm obviously the dominant male in this relationship.[/font][/color]

[color=#000000][font=Arial, sans-serif][b]Stranger:[/b] My 10$!!![/font][/color]

[color=#000000][font=Arial, sans-serif][b]You:[/b] What are you talking about?[/font][/color]

[color=#000000][font=Arial, sans-serif][b]You:[/b] It's MY 10$.[/font][/color]

[color=#000000][font=Arial, sans-serif][b]Stranger:[/b] Then what does that make me?[/font][/color]

[color=#000000][font=Arial, sans-serif][b]You:[/b] A loli.[/font][/color]

[color=#000000][font=Arial, sans-serif][b]Stranger:[/b] Ive been scammed!![/font][/color]

[color=#000000][font=Arial, sans-serif][b]You:[/b] You never requested gender, mah boi.[/font][/color]

[color=#000000][font=Arial, sans-serif][b]Stranger:[/b] I'm a freaking rainbow lolipop? What has this world come too!!![/font][/color]

[color=#000000][font=Arial, sans-serif][b]You:[/b] No, a loli.[/font][/color]

[color=#000000][font=Arial, sans-serif][b]You:[/b] A cute anime girl.[/font][/color]

[color=#000000][font=Arial, sans-serif][b]You:[/b] I think.[/font][/color]

[color=#000000][font=Arial, sans-serif][b]Stranger:[/b] I never cared what gender my friend.[/font][/color]

[color=#000000][font=Arial, sans-serif][b]You:[/b] Weirdo.[/font][/color]

[color=#000000][font=Arial, sans-serif][b]Stranger:[/b] No.[/font][/color]

[color=#000000][font=Arial, sans-serif][b]Stranger:[/b] I'm a sexy man.[/font][/color]

[color=#000000][font=Arial, sans-serif][b]Stranger:[/b] Deal with it.[/font][/color]

[color=#000000][font=Arial, sans-serif][b]You:[/b] I'm a manly man. The women love me.[/font][/color]

[color=#000000][font=Arial, sans-serif][b]Stranger:[/b] I'm a sexy man.[/font][/color]

[color=#000000][font=Arial, sans-serif][b]You:[/b] BUT DO I LOVE THEM BACK?[/font][/color]

[color=#000000][font=Arial, sans-serif][b]Stranger:[/b] Deal with it.[/font][/color]

[color=#000000][font=Arial, sans-serif][b]You:[/b] Yes, very much so.[/font][/color]

[color=#000000][font=Arial, sans-serif][b]Stranger:[/b] But they really love me.[/font][/color]

[color=#000000][font=Arial, sans-serif][b]Stranger:[/b] We may be twins.[/font][/color]

[color=#000000][font=Arial, sans-serif][b]Stranger:[/b] But I'm so much sexier.[/font][/color]

[color=#000000][font=Arial, sans-serif][b]You:[/b] Well, women are always attracted to bi people.[/font][/color]

[color=#000000][font=Arial, sans-serif][b]You:[/b] It's in the rulebook.[/font][/color]

[color=#000000][font=Arial, sans-serif][b]Stranger:[/b] I never said I was bi.[/font][/color]

[color=#000000][font=Arial, sans-serif][b]Stranger:[/b] You just wished that I was.[/font][/color]

[color=#000000][font=Arial, sans-serif][b]You:[/b] False.[/font][/color]

[color=#000000][font=Arial, sans-serif][b]Stranger:[/b] True.[/font][/color]

[color=#000000][font=Arial, sans-serif][b]You:[/b] Objection!![/font][/color]

[color=#000000][font=Arial, sans-serif][b]Stranger:[/b] Overruled!![/font][/color]

[color=#000000][font=Arial, sans-serif][b]You:[/b] FUCKTIT.[/font][/color]

[color=#000000][font=Arial, sans-serif][b]Stranger:[/b] Your mom ![/font][/color]

[color=#000000][font=Arial, sans-serif][b]You:[/b] I was there, no need to go in to further detail.[/font][/color]

[color=#000000][font=Arial, sans-serif][b]Stranger:[/b] No.[/font][/color]

[color=#000000][font=Arial, sans-serif][b]Stranger:[/b] Detail we must haves[/font][/color]

[color=#000000][font=Arial, sans-serif][b]Stranger:[/b] For it might be a trAp.[/font][/color]

[color=#000000][font=Arial, sans-serif][b]You:[/b] Well, you did scream like a little girl.[/font][/color]

[color=#000000][font=Arial, sans-serif][b]You:[/b] My mom just has that effect, though.[/font][/color][/size]
You have disconnected.[/spoiler]

[Apostle of Calamity]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
[b]You:[/b] HURRY GRAB THE CASE AND RUN!
[b]Stranger:[/b] ok where to?
[b]You:[/b] TO THE RENDEVOUS POINT HURRY!
[b]Stranger:[/b] ill meet you there
[b]You:[/b] Were countin on you seargent were pinned down at Alpha Charlie!
[b]Stranger:[/b] wear a jester hat so i know its you
[b]You:[/b] The troops can't hold the line for long!
[b]You:[/b] Hurry!
[b]Stranger:[/b] im here
[b]You:[/b] Bring some ammo too we are low!
[b]You:[/b] To the front office and meet with the captain.
[b]Stranger:[/b] i aint got no ammo just mangos
[b]You:[/b] He will give you the briefing!
[b]You:[/b] HURRY! NFEBUASfvg
[b]Stranger:[/b] shall i take him a gift?
You have disconnected.

[Great Unclean One: VK]

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi![/b][/size][/color][/size][/font][/color][color=#000000][font=Arial, sans-serif][size=1]

[b]Stranger:[/b] okay.. before you ask.. im a male..[/size][/font][/color][color=#000000][font=Arial, sans-serif][size=1]

[b]You:[/b] My Little Pony
My Little Pony
Aaah aah aah aah
(My Little Pony)
I used to wonder what friendship could be
(My Little Pony)
Until you all shared its magic with me
Big adventure
Tons of fun
A beautiful heart
Faithful and strong
Sharing kindness
It's an easy feat
And magic makes it all complete
You have My Little Pony
Do you know, you are my very best friends[/size][/font][/color][color=#000000][font=Arial, sans-serif][size=1]
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Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/b][/size][/color][/size][/font][/color][color=#000000][font=Arial, sans-serif][size=1]
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[.Starrk]

[font=courier new,courier,monospace][spoiler= Possibly [/font][font=courier new]Inappropriate][/font]


[size=3][color=#000000][font=Arial, sans-serif][color=#555555][b]You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi![/b][/color][/font][/color]

[color=#ff0000][font=Arial, sans-serif][b]Stranger[/b][/font][/color][color=#000000][font=Arial, sans-serif][b]:[/b] 19 m with gmail...wanna talk to girls...interested?[/font][/color]

[color=#0000ff][font=Arial, sans-serif][b]You[/b][/font][/color][color=#000000][font=Arial, sans-serif][b]:[/b] Yes! Can I ask you how many bones do you have in your body?[/font][/color]

[color=#ff0000][font=Arial, sans-serif][b]Stranger[/b][/font][/color][color=#000000][font=Arial, sans-serif][b]:[/b] 216[/font][/color]

[color=#0000ff][font=Arial, sans-serif][b]You[/b][/font][/color][color=#000000][font=Arial, sans-serif][b]:[/b] Care for another?[/font][/color]

[color=#ff0000][font=Arial, sans-serif][b]Stranger[/b][/font][/color][color=#000000][font=Arial, sans-serif][b]:[/b] lol i have a boner[/font][/color]

[color=#ff0000][font=Arial, sans-serif][b]Stranger[/b][/font][/color][color=#000000][font=Arial, sans-serif][b]:[/b] [/font][/color]

[color=#0000ff][font=Arial, sans-serif][b]You[/b][/font][/color][color=#000000][font=Arial, sans-serif][b]:[/b] That's hawt. I'm gonna go slather jelly on my penis. Lets do this.[/font][/color]

[color=#ff0000][font=Arial, sans-serif][b]Stranger[/b][/font][/color][color=#000000][font=Arial, sans-serif][b]:[/b] umm okay[/font][/color]

[color=#ff0000][font=Arial, sans-serif][b]Stranger[/b][/font][/color][color=#000000][font=Arial, sans-serif][b]:[/b] asl?[/font][/color][/size]

[size=1][size=3][color=#0000ff][font=Arial, sans-serif][b]You[/b][/font][/color][color=#000000][font=Arial, sans-serif][b]:[/b] I'm 7, I am a Seahorse, and I'm In my basement wrapping myself in tinfoil while slathering jelly onto my erect penis. Hold on. I need to get more jelly.[/font][/color]

[color=#696969][b][font=Arial, sans-serif]Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/font][/b][/color][/size]


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[Lt. Colonel Remo]

If only he had peanut butter

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