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Extremely obvious title. gogogogogo!

"I am a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." Wash, [i]Serenity[/i]
"It's bigger on the inside!" "Really! I never noticed." Martha and the Tenth Docter, [i]Docter Who[/i]
And, last but most definetly not least: "Because I'm a dishonest man. And you can always trust a dishonest man to be dishonest. Honestly, its the honest ones you want to watch out for. Because you can never tell when their about to do something incredibly......stupid." Captain Jack Sparrow, [i]Curse of the Black Pearl[/i]

EDIT: Oh, and "But why is the rum gone?" Captain Jack Sparrow, [i]Curse of the Black Pearl[/i]

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House MD has the best ones IMO.

[i]"Truth begins in lies."[/i] - S1E01
[i]"If you talk to God you're religious. If God talks to you, you're psychotic." - [/i]S2E19
[i]"...the answer...to life itself: Sex." - [/i]S1E07
[i]"Humanity is overrated." -[/i] S1E01
[i]"Reality is almost always wrong.[/i]" - S1E03
[i] "When guys have brain/crotch problems, it's usually the result of using one too much and the other too little." - [/i]S2E04
[i]"People don't get what they deserve. They just get what they get, and there's nothing any of us can do about it." - [/i]S6E05
[i]"Who said the world was supposed to work?" - [/i]S6E05

And the list go on...

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Some of my fav quotes of all times:

Dexter series:

Maria LaGuerta: So then he must have already had the head with him in the front seat. Huh, that's weird. Why would he keep it there?
Dexter: I don't know. So he could use a carpool lane

Dexter: Harry and Dorris Morgan did a wonderful job raising me. But they're both dead now. I didn't kill them. Honest.

Mike Donovan: Hail Mary, full of grace, the lord...
Dexter: [[i]Slaps him[/i]] Stop, that never helped anybody.

Sergeant Doakes: Jesus Christ, Morgan. Jesus f***ing Christ, *you're* the Bay Harbor Butcher!
Dexter: [[i]calmly[/i]] I really hate that name.
Sergeant Doakes: Jesus Christ, man!
Dexter: [[i]calmly[/i]] You already said that.

This are a few of the quotes. Well, they are f***ing awesome

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From Pokemon 2000

Slowking: "I wish I had pants"

The Collector: "Disturb not the harmony of Fire, Ice, or Lightning lest these three Titans wreck destruction upon the world in which they clash. Though the water's Great Guardian shall arise to quell the fighting alone its song will fail. Thus the Earth shall turn to ash. O, Chosen One, into thine hands bring together all three. Their treasures combined tame the beast of the sea."

From Storage Wars

Dave Hester: "Yeeeeeeeeeeeep!"

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King of the Hill
"Dangit, Bobby!"

A Christmas Story
"Tonight, tonight, tonight! HOT DAMN, TONIGHT!"
"You'll shoot your eye out, kid."

Better Off Dead
"TWO DOLLAH!"

Ferris Bueller's Day Off
"Why, Ed. You sounded like Dirty Harry there!"
"Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you might miss it."
"Take some Pepto-Bismol and get over here."

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Skins UK:

[size=3]Emily: You've ruined it! You don't want anyone to care! I could be dead in a second. Everything's so fragile. Didn't you realize that? We were special![/size]
[size=3]Naomi: I was scared![/size]
[size=3]Emily: You're always scared.[/size]

[size=3]Naomi: I've loved you from the first time I saw you. I think I was 12. It took me... three years to pluck up the courage to speak to you. I was so scared of the way I felt, you know, loving a girl, that I became a sarcastic b**** just to make it feel normal. I screwed guys to make it go away, but it didn't work. When we got together it scared the s*** of out me because you were the one person who could ruin my life. I pushed you away, I mad you think things were your fault, but really, I was just terrified of pain. I screwed that girl Sophia to kind of spite you for having that hold on me and I'm a total f***ing coward because I got these... these tickets for us for Goa three months ago. But I couldn't stand... I didn't want to be a slave to the way I feel about you. Can you understand? You were trying to punish me back and it's horrible. It's so horrible because, really, I would die for you. I love you. I love you so much it's killing me.[/size]

[size=3]Effy: You can take anything if you want it enough.[/size]

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