Travie Posted December 19, 2011 Report Share Posted December 19, 2011 [center][i]We cannot know with certainty if God or Christ exists. [/i][/center] [center][i]They COULD.[/i][/center] [center][i]Then again there COULD be a giant reptilian bird in charge of everything. [/i][/center] [center][i]Can we be certain there isn't? [/i][/center] [center][i]NO, so it's pointless to talk about. [/i][/center] [center][i]- Agnostic motto. [/i][/center] [center][font=times new roman,times,serif][size=6]I[/size][/font]t's about time I guess. With less than a week to go the hustle and bustle within the department stores are on fire. It's funny how you often find in these stores men panicking that they haven't bought their best gal' anything yet and vice-versa. It is for these reasons that my mother keeps her jewellery shop open until the day before Christmas, hoping to reel in some moronic douche who didn't think of their boy/girlfriend until the last minute. Hey, it sounds depressing but it's how it goes. [/center] [center]I'm not hoping for anything too special for Christmas, I've already been promised a new acoustic guitar and my Grandma always gets me something that's really shitty to do with Christianity. I have no problem with my religion, the gifts just tend to be generally quite rubbish. On Christmas day my family usually spends the day with friends doing all sorts. I'll play a tune and sing a song and they'll all clap like moronic fuckwits. <3[/center] [center]Did I mention that the family we usually spend it with has a 15 year old daughter and she still believes in Santa Claus? She's f***ing 15. Oh, to be naive. So, discuss what you want for Christmas, what you usually do, eat and so on! [/center] [center]Oh, also discuss New Years. GO! ;D[/center] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.Starrk Posted December 19, 2011 Report Share Posted December 19, 2011 I want to be able to see my girlfriend before and after christmas. (AAAAWWWWWWWWWW) Oh shut up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Travie Posted December 19, 2011 Author Report Share Posted December 19, 2011 [quote name='Coyote Starrk' timestamp='1324310493' post='5717090'] I want to be able to see my girlfriend before and after christmas. (AAAAWWWWWWWWWW) Oh shut up. [/quote] b****, shut your own ass up or I swear to God I will push you up Cin's clown hole and have her rebirth you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.Starrk Posted December 19, 2011 Report Share Posted December 19, 2011 [quote name='Travie' timestamp='1324310697' post='5717097'] b****, shut your own ass up or I swear to God I will push you up Cin's clown hole and have her rebirth you. [/quote] ...that doesn't sound so bad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tentacruel Posted December 19, 2011 Report Share Posted December 19, 2011 YOU MEAN SANTA ISN'T REAL? *cries* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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