Dredged From the Recycle Bin: Malicious Software

[Stan Alda]

As I was absentmindedly skimming through my collection of cards, I noticed a set labeled "VIRUS". I was curious, so I opened it--and found a set of Spell cards and associated cards based on computer viruses and malware, dedicated to milling and screwing with your opponent's deck/drawing. I didn't remember making them, but upon further examination, I noticed they were made by Jaeger, the previous owner of this account.

Now, in case you don't already know, I am a member of the Global Liberation Army Internet Division; so logically, I took a fancy to Jaeger's set. So I did what any good GLA member would do when given an opportunity like this; I hijacked it. After adding a new monster, updating the OCG slightly, and putting my name on them, I now give you [s]Jaeger's[/s] my latest set: the [i]Malicious Software[/i] set!

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[b][i]Zombie Server Farm[/i][/b]
DARK
Level 4
Machine/Effect
You can pay 300 Life Points to add one "Malicious Software" card from your deck to your hand.
0/1400

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[b][i]Infected Thumb Drive[/i][/b]
DARK
Level 4
Machine/Effect
If your opponent's monster attacks this face-down Defense Position card, this card becomes an Equip Card equipped to the attacking monster, before damage calculation. During your next Main Phase, offer this card as a Tribute to add 1 "Malicious Software" card except "Malicious Software: Time Bomb Virus" or "Malicious Software: Web Crawler" from your deck and activate it.
0/500

[img]http://img823.imageshack.us/img823/2135/190391u.jpg[/img]
[b][i]Wahd, the Incarnate Virus[/i][/b]
DARK
Level 7
Psychic/Effect
This monster cannot be Normal Summoned or Set. This monster can only be Special Summoned from your hand by discarding 2 or more "Malicious Software" cards from your hand to the Graveyard. When this monster destroys another monster in battle, you can add 1 "Malicious Software" card from your Deck or Graveyard and activate it. As long as this card is face-up on the field, inflict 300 damage to your opponent's Life Points for each card sent to the Graveyard or banished by the effect of a "Malicious Software" card on your side of the field.
2500/0

[img]http://img687.imageshack.us/img687/4109/190391.jpg[/img]
[b][i]All-Seeing AI[/i][/b]
DARK
Level 9
Psychic/Fusion/Effect

"Zombie Server Farm"+"Ceremonial Bell"+"Big Eye"
As long as this card is on the field, both players must show their respective hands. Once per turn, during your Main Phase, you may activate one of the following effects:
-Pay 250 Life Points to add 1 "Malicious Software" card from your deck to your hand.
-Pay 500 Life Points to add 1 "Malicious Software" card from your Graveyard to your hand.
-Pay 750 Life Points. See the 5 cards from the top of your Deck, arrange them in any order desired, and replace them on the top of the Deck.
0/4250[/spoiler]

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[i][b]Malicious Software: Denial of Service Attack[/b][/i]
SPELL
This card can only be activated if there is a "Zombie Server Farm" or "All-Seeing AI" on your side of the field, or by the effect of "Infected Thumb Drive" or "Wahd, the Incarnate Virus". Your opponent skips his or her next Draw Phase.

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[b][i]Malicious Software: Fork Bomb[/i][/b]
SPELL
This card can only be activated if there is a "Zombie Server Farm" or "All-Seeing AI" on your side of the field. Activate only during your Main Phase. Each time your opponent draws a card(s) during their Draw Phase, put 1 counter on this card. During your opponent's Standby Phase, they draw a number of cards equal to the number of counters on this card. Cards drawn by this card's effect cannot be used by your opponent during that turn. When this card has 3 counters on it, send it to the Graveyard at the start of your opponent's Main Phase.

[img]http://img854.imageshack.us/img854/5745/190391h.jpg[/img]
[i][b]Malicious Software: Love-Letter Worm[/b][/i]
SPELL
This card can only be activated if there is a "Zombie Server Farm" or "All-Seeing AI" on your side of the field, or by the effect of "Infected Thumb Drive" or "Wahd, the Incarnate Virus". Place this card face-up in your opponent's Deck and shuffle it. When your opponent draws this card, your opponent must banish the top 3 cards in their deck.

[img]http://img860.imageshack.us/img860/1821/190391o.jpg[/img]
[i][b]Malicious Software: Spy Program[/b][/i]
SPELL
This card can only be activated if there is a "Zombie Server Farm" or "All-Seeing AI" on your side of the field, or by the effect of "Infected Thumb Drive" or "Wahd, the Incarnate Virus". For the next 3 turns after this card's activation (counting the turn you activate this card as the 1st turn), see the top card of your opponent's Deck.

[img]http://img843.imageshack.us/img843/9092/190391v.jpg[/img]
[i][b]Malicious Software: Time Bomb Virus[/b][/i]
SPELL/Continuous
This card can only be activated if there is a "Zombie Server Farm" or "All-Seeing AI" on your side of the field. On every 3rd turn after the activation of this card, your opponent must send 5 cards from the top of their Deck to the Graveyard during their Standby Phase. If "Zombie Server Farm" or "All-Seeing AI" is destroyed, this card is also destroyed.

[img]http://img21.imageshack.us/img21/4109/190391.jpg[/img]
[i][b]Malicious Software: Trojan Client[/b][/i]
SPELL
This card can only be activated if there is a "Zombie Server Farm" or "All-Seeing AI" on your side of the field, or by the effect of "Infected Thumb Drive" or "Wahd, the Incarnate Virus". See the 5 cards from the top of your opponent's Deck. Select 2 cards and banish them.

[img]http://img833.imageshack.us/img833/4232/190391f.jpg[/img]
[i][b]Malicious Software: Web Crawler[/b][/i]
SPELL
This card can only be activated if there is a "Zombie Server Farm" or "All-Seeing AI" on your side of the field. On every 3rd turn after the activation of this card, draw one card from the top of your opponent's Deck. If "Zombie Server Farm" or "All-Seeing AI" is destroyed, this card is also destroyed.[/spoiler]