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I *think* I can see where you're coming from. If I could be certain I was reading the right words, I would probably see your point of view.

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i am a christion i believe in god :)

 

At least be able to spell it right...

 

Anyway' date=' 85% of adults surveyed declared that they believe in something different than what their religion was when they were a child. Just thought I'd say that...

 

This thread is riding a very thin line...

 

Anyway, I personally despise all people who attempt to convert you to their religion.

 

It's my life, my thoughts, my DAMN DECISION.

 

So take a hike before I find a gun, you stupid aardvark.

 

Don't care what you are, but I don't believe in a lot of religions for many reasons.

 

One of them being that not a single religion makes sense...

 

Proof?

 

[b']Christianity[/b]

 

Jesus was born unto a virgin.

 

That's impossible.

 

Jesus is the son of God, and yet Joseph is his father.

 

So basically, Mary must've been married to Joseph, but God is Jesus' father.

 

This means that Mary must now wear a large scarlet "A" upon her chest.

 

She also broke one of the 10 commandments: "Thou shall not be adulterous" unless, unless, UNLESS it says in that commandment [in fine print]: "Thou shall not be adulterous unless it is with me"

 

And I doubt it is.

 

Hinduism

 

The story of Ganesha [god with an elephant head] is that one day his mother wanted to take a shower and told him not to let ANYONE in. He agreed. Shortly afterwards, his father Shiva came home and demanded Ganesha let him in. He rejected his father hardcore and he got pissed. So then he went away and cut off an elephant's head, came home, broke the door, sliced his son's head off, replaced it with the elephant head, then went back and replaced the elephant's head with his son's.

 

wtf^?

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Jesus was born unto a virgin.

 

That's impossible.

 

Jesus is the son of God' date=' and yet Joseph is his father.

 

So basically, Mary must've been married to Joseph, but God is Jesus' father.

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Maybe Mary didn't know she did the nasty. For all we know, Joseph used a date-rape drug. >.>

 

Back on topic...

 

I agree with you Freelance. People who try to convert you are despicable. Within reason, every religion has just as much authenticity as another.

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Jesus was born unto a virgin.

 

That's impossible.

 

Jesus is the son of God' date=' and yet Joseph is his father.

 

So basically, Mary must've been married to Joseph, but God is Jesus' father.

[/quote']

 

Maybe Mary didn't know she did the nasty. For all we know, Joseph used a date-rape drug. >.>

 

Back on topic...

 

I agree with you Freelance. People who try to convert you are despicable. Within reason, every religion has just as much authenticity as another.

 

Oh...

 

Forgot about drugs =/

 

Drugs are good.

 

Everyone do drugs

 

[/sarcasm]

 

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I currently have not found a religion that suits me. Christianity and Judaism are the most impossible religions for the fact that their god is the egyption god Aten caused be the rule of Akenaten( whom is the father of the famous king Tutankhamun). The main reason though is that not a single one tells what happened before everything. During the eternity before the big bang, before god said let their be light, before everything.

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Curious views. I personally say that time started at the same time as space, so there was no before everything, but it would definitely be interesting to see what a monotheist would have to say about it.

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I currently have not found a religion that suits me. Christianity and Judaism are the most impossible religions for the fact that their god is the egyption god Aten caused be the rule of Akenaten( whom is the father of the famous king Tutankhamun). The main reason though is that not a single one tells what happened before everything. During the eternity before the big bang' date=' before god said let their be light, before everything.

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Since when have Christianity or Judaism worshipped an Egyptian God?

 

That's completely wrong.

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I currently have not found a religion that suits me. Christianity and Judaism are the most impossible religions for the fact that their god is the egyption god Aten caused be the rule of Akenaten( whom is the father of the famous king Tutankhamun). The main reason though is that not a single one tells what happened before everything. During the eternity before the big bang' date=' before god said let their be light, before everything.

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Since when have Christianity or Judaism worshipped an Egyptian God?

 

That's completely wrong.

 

I concur.

 

I have never heard of this Egyptian God stuff...

 

I think you're watching too much Yu-Gi-Oh! son...

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