'Useless card' remakes

[Zyzzyzus]

Shapesnatch was already posted, but I can't figure out how to delete threads. Suggestions welcome.
[spoiler="Shapesnatch (Original: Level 5 Normal Monster)"][img]http://img52.imageshack.us/img52/6020/559898j.jpg[/img]

You can Set this card in your S/T Zone if your opponent controls a Level 7 or higher monster. When this face-down card is targeted or attacked, flip this card face-up, equip it to an opponent's monster and take control of it as long as this card is equipped to it. During each End Phase, decrease this card's Level by 1. If the difference between this card's Level and the equipped monster's Level is greater than 2, or if this card becomes Level 1, destroy this card. The equipped monster cannot be removed from the field by this card's controller.[/spoiler]

[spoiler="Fusionist (Original: Level 3 Fusion Monster)"][img]http://i44.tinypic.com/2ivxcm.jpg[/img]
"Petit Angel" + "Mystical Sheep #2"
Must be Fusion Summoned with monsters whose original (printed) card names match the above, and cannot be Special Summoned by other ways. Pay 2000 Life Points, select 1 Fusion monster in your Extra Deck; Special Summon it (this is treated as a Fusion Summon). Then, Banish the listed Fusion Material Monsters for the Special Summoned monster from your Deck.[/spoiler]

[spoiler="Morinphen (Original: Level 5 Normal Monster)"][img]http://i39.tinypic.com/mai14h.jpg[/img]
When this card is drawn or added to your hand, Special Summon it. This card cannot be removed from the field by its controller or used as an Xyz Material Monster until your the Standby Phase of your 2nd turn after this card is Summoned by its own effect.[/spoiler]

[spoiler="Dark Artist (Original: Level 3 Effect Monster)"][img]http://i44.tinypic.com/30rny4w.jpg[/img]
Tribute this face-up card, and target 1 monster on the field. As long as this card is in the Graveyard, the targeted monster is unaffected by the effects of non-LIGHT monsters. If this card is used for the Synchro Summon of a DARK monster, draw 1 card.[/spoiler]

[spoiler="Bolt Escargot (Original: Level 5 Normal Monster)"][img]http://i41.tinypic.com/25tcbro.jpg[/img]
Cannot be Special Summoned from the hand. A monster that battles with this card cannot activate its effects until your opponent's 2nd Standby Phase after this effect is activated. Monsters Synchro Summoned or Xyz Summoned with that monster cannot attack on the same turn they are Summoned.[/spoiler]

[Dearg Doom]

... Lore=[b]This card cannot be Special Summoned except by Fusion Summon. This card must be Fusion Summoned with the above Fusion Material monsters. Pay 2000 Life Points. Select 1 Fusion monster from your Extra Deck and Special Summon it. (This is treated as a Fusion Summon.) Then, Banish the listed Fusion Material Monsters for the Special Summoned monster from your Deck. [/b]
Meh... I would either add a level limit to the Fusion Monster going to be special summoned, or raise the life point cost.
6/10

[Zyzzyzus]

I didn't use the "correct" terms because of the effect. 2000 Life Points for any Fusion Monster that can be Fusion Summoned, but you MUST use Petit Angel and Mystical Sheep #2.