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So I was playing Knospe Beat. It's a pretty cool deck and has some amazing combos. After lots of testing, I learned that Ocean is one of the best cards in the deck because I can re-use Knospes.

 

Here's the decklist:

 

[spoiler=Knospe Beat: Optimal Build]

3 Elemental HERO Knospe

3 Effect Veiler

3 Tour Guide From the Underworld

2 Elemental HERO Ocean

1 Van'Dalgyon the Dark Dragon Lord

1 Dandylion

1 Elemental HERO Stratos

1 Gorz the Emissary of Darkness

1 Black Luster Soldier - Envoy of the Beginning

1 Sangan

1 Lonefire Blossom

 

3 Miracle Fusion

3 Pot of Duality

3 E - Emergency Call

2 Upstart Goblin

1 Reinforcement of the Army

1 Monster Reborn

 

3 Divine Wrath

3 Fiendish Chain

2 Solemn Warning

1 Solemn Judgment

 

2 Elemental HERO The Shining

1 Elemental HERO Nova Master

1 Elemental HERO Great Tornado

1 Elemental HERO Gaia

1 Elemental HERO Absolute Zero

1 Ally of Justice Catastor

1 Armory Arm

1 Blade Armor Ninja

1 Number 17: Leviathan Dragon

1 Number 20: Giga-Brilliant

1 Number 30: Acid Golem of Destruction

1 Number 39: Utopia

1 Leviair the Sea Dragon

1 Wind-Up Zenmaines

 

3 Bountiful Artemis

3 Pulling the Rug

3 Herald of Orange Light

2 Swallow Flip

2 Van'Dalgyon the Dark Dragon Lord

1 Upstart Goblin

1 Harvest Angel of Wisdom

 

 

 

Round 1: TG

Game 1: He was being a giant b**** so I took note of that and got really mad and remembered to seek ygo-related revenge on him later in the match. Heavy Storm is a good +4 and won me the game.

Game 2: I Reborn his Brionac and realize that I can get my revenge: make up bullshit rulings and piss him off. So I bounced his Tengu and said he couldn't Summon one. He yelled at me and said I was bad and called over a judge. The worst part was that the judge said I was right. What the actual f***? Oh well, this judge is awful.

 

1-0

 

Round 2: Volcanics

Game 1: So Gus Lockhart (Welche) decided to travel to Omaha for reasons other than seeing me but I got him to play in my locals which was pretty cool. Anyway, I f***ing wrecked his s***. He's an amazing player, but Volcanics really can't handle turn 1 Knospe.

Game 2: Veiler on Knospe wrecks

 

2-0

 

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Round 3: i dont want to spoil it

Game 1: So my Middle Eastern opponent (this detail is important) began drawing through his deck. I was fine with this because I saw Gates and Snoww and Broww. He went through cards really really quickly and played Gates over Gates twice. I didn't understand that at the time because I didn't get wasting 2 Gates turn 1. Then it hit me, right in the hand: He slapped Yu-Jo Friendship and Unity down on the table. I agreed to a handshake, but as I reached for his hand, it went under the table. Confused, I cocked my head slightly to the side and stared at him inquisitively. I begin hearing a rhythmic sound, sort of like skin-on-skin. A slapping, maybe? I looked around and saw no fights, and I was suddenly scared. A disturbing smell of pure, ripe fecal matter wafted toward my nose as he lifted his hand above the table. Disgusted, I called a judge over. Now, as you've already read, my judge is retarded. So when he brought his old ass over, he said that it was impossible for him to tell if the opponent had done disgusting things, so he gave me the option of a game loss or a handshake. I called my opponent a fa**** and made a comment about him being a terrorist of some sort as I shook the hand and received a game loss for being disrespectful. I proceeded to call the judge a fa**** as well, and earned myself a match loss. With 25 minutes left in the round, I ran across the street to the grocery store and bought 2 bars of soap (1 didn't seem like enough) and scrubbed away in the parking lot. I ended up only needing one bar, but I used it all the way up.

 

2-1

 

Round 4: Rabbit

Game 1: I win the die roll and set up with backrows before he can. With no way out of Fiendishes and Divine Wraths, he loses.

Game 2: Laggia wrecks my s*** and I can't do a damn thing. This has never happened.

Game 3: I sided in Pulling the Rug because I can use that when he declares priority on Rabbit. I also sided in Vandys and stuff. Oh by the way if he chose to like not call prio afterward then I can Veiler/Fiendish his s***. It's pretty funny.

 

3-1

 

We only had 4 rounds because only like 28 people showed up. I was mad. :(

 

Top 8 was:

4 Knospe Beat

2 Rabbit

1 Wind-Up

1 Inzektor

 

Top 8: Mirror

Game 1: This guy always copies whatever won the last locals. He always has access to cards and is really rude. Anyway, being the more experienced player, especially in the mirror, I won easily.

Game 2: I had Ocean and Stratos out, then added Stratos to hand in Standby Phase. I looped like this to get rid of all his backrows and have a giant hand, then finished him off with Blade Armor Ninja.

 

Top 4: Mirror

Game 1: Wow, I guess everybody jizzed when I won with this deck last week. Early Van'Dalgyon wrecked him and he couldn't recover

Game 2: I brought in Herald of Orange Light and drew it to stop his turn one plays. I had plays, so I made them and won.

 

Top 2: Mirror

Game 1: He won the die roll and set 5. What kind of bad Knospe player uses Bribe? He mained more Van'Dalgyon than me and I have no clue how he did so well with such a s*** build

Game 2: The Counter Fairy side was an innovative idea of my own tailored specifically for the mirror. It happened to work. :D

Game 3: I was NOT willing to let a bad player win with a deck that I popularized. I had Heralds, Veilers, and Chains and won quickly.

 

Props:

-Got to borrow a bunch of expensive cards

-Traded bar of soap for Common Solemn Judgment, then SJ for Wind-Up Rat, Rat for Zenmaity, and Zenmaity for Fiendish Chain. Thus, I got a Fiendish for a bar of soap :D

-Sold a set of ScR Knospe for $50

-Met some really cool people

-Stood on a table and cussed out the judge

-Brionac beats Tengu, apparently.

-Winning

-Pulled 20 Sweet Corn from winnings

 

Slops:

-Terrorist sand n****r trying to cheat me

-Judge allowing terrorist to cheat me

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