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Lunatic friends, what's the weirdest things you've done with them?


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Myself and three of my friends were walking through Wal-Mart having a usual random conversation. Somewhere in the conversation, someone mentioned something about i-Carly. A few minutes later, we all realized that we all enjoy watching the show i-Carly. Soon after, we were huddled together "reading" a Tattoo Magazine. :<

 

I could provide even more weird things that we have done...BUT WHAT HAPPENS IN DALLAS STAYS IN DALLAS!!! D:<

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We had a week where we did nothing but... weird stuff.

 

Day 1:

In the morning, we all pretty much grabbed speedos, wore them. Next, we all grabbed masks, and we ran down the streets of the neighborhood when it was during a yard sale. Oh right, I forgot, we were screaming "I NEED TEEPEE FOR MY BUNGHOLE. ALL SHALL BOW TO MY SUPERIORITY AND YOU WILL NOT QUESTION IT. BEHOLD THE GREAT VULCAN 2526 OF AWESOME."

 

Needless to say, this only lasted a good two hours. We returned home as such, and returned in our normal clothing. We saw a cop patrolling the area, and he saw us, and asked us if there were any lunatics wearing masks in speedos. We said no.

 

In the afternoon, we all went to a hill nearby, and got a friend to take a few photos of us. The poses we did were outrageous. We pretended to either be drunk, do gay poses, etc. Unfortunately, said photographer deleted them on accident. Shame.

 

Day 2: We dressed as females, wore make-up, everything, and went to stores like J.C. Penny and such, went to the females section, and acted like legit girls.

 

This continued throughout the day, which we then proceeded to go to a restaurant, and order food as normally. Of course, we couldn't keep a straight face at the end.

 

Day 3:

We dressed up as animals, and we went to several of the pet stores in the area. We either acted like legit animals, or like normal people, depending on the time. People thought we worked there. O.o

 

Of course, afterwards, we went to lunch, and one of the guys who was dressed like a chicken grew outraged from the food (they were selling chicken).

 

Day 4:

We got so bored on this day, that there was a motivational meeting or seminar or whatever, and we decided to go for lulz. This went on for an hour straight, and most of us fell asleep (and they were really heavy sleepers. Pick them up, they won't wake up). When the guys who fell asleep woke up, they were in the bathroom. The ones who didn't fall asleep put them there. I of course was the one that put them there.

 

Day 5:

Probably the golden day of our adventure. We all got in one of parent's min-van (he had a driver's license), and had all the windows down. We proceeded to just drive around the city blaring out some Death Metal. With our shirts off. Wearing troll-face masks. The ones who were riding all held up the sign that all together said "U MAD BRO?" on each side of the van.

 

Then we got pulled over by a cop, and asked us what band we were listening to. I quickly said "Death" and he let us go with a warning. No ticket or anything. We just can't have masks on, as that would cause panic. So we took the masks off, but continued on our adventure.

 

Best. Cop. Ever.

 

Also, occasionally, we would have some opera, just to annoy the other drivers. We would turn that up as loud as possible without ruining the speakers. I could have thought I was tripping out if I didn't know that the car to the right of us really did have a crack.

 

Although not as weird as the other days, but in the afternoon of this day, we went to the mall, and we had lightsaber duels in public. With the force applied.

 

 

I miss those days now.

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Guest Dragon Sage Ω

Oh there was this one time, at band camp, me and my friends did something that was like totally weird, but I can't tell you because we all made a pact that we never tell anyone what we did.

NOODLE INCIDENT

Hm...

Nothing in particular I can think of.

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LZ Edit: Please remember what type of forum this is and what things are and are not appropriate to post.

 

[spoiler spoiler]

What happens in the marines stays in the marines.

Initiations were pretty brutal on the newcomers. We would strip some dude down to his underwear and get out a pocketknife. We would basically make the poor chap think that we were going to carve the USMC eagle into his buzz cut. Often or not they would pass out.

 

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i realised, looking back, that me and my friends did some weird stuff over the years...

and so i ask you all, what's the weirdest thing you've done with your mates?

(100 points if you can weird ME out, haha!)

 

Legend Zero will probably delete my post if I say it.

*SHUDDER*

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It was about 2 in the morning and we had a laptop so we went to Omegle. A lot of ice cream and we met some colorful. Lets see, there was a legless Indian, a group of Chinese, a German whom I showed my ruler to, a girl whom I told I was gay, a black woman, and a museum professor that showed me a dinosaur and that we both like Voltaire.

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Ok, I have a story OUTSIDE of Dallas. So everyone is staying the night at S's house. S went to sleep because he had work in the morning. Once he was asleep, everyone else moved his alarm back half an hour. After that, they covered his laptop screen with gay pornographic images and placed the laptop right in front of his face. ....I'm sure you all see where this is going. :3

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Ok guys, this is a child oriented forum. I let a lot slide, but if I see another post about anything sexual (acts, parts, ect) then I'm gonna start issuing bans. This is getting ridiculous. Use a colorful metaphor or something, so kids at least don't get it.

 

Go to another forum if you're too adult for this one.

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Ok guys, this is a child oriented forum. I let a lot slide, but if I see another post about anything sexual (acts, parts, ect) then I'm gonna start issuing bans. This is getting ridiculous. Use a colorful metaphor or something, so kids at least don't get it.

 

Go to another forum if you're too adult for this one.

 

Was my post ok LZ?! D:

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Ok guys, this is a child oriented forum. I let a lot slide, but if I see another post about anything sexual (acts, parts, ect) then I'm gonna start issuing bans. This is getting ridiculous. Use a colorful metaphor or something, so kids at least don't get it.

 

Go to another forum if you're too adult for this one.

I wonked this girl's cat with a metal rod that stood up right. It was funny because I did this on a nice, soft, comfy bed.

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Was my post ok LZ?! D:

Did you get a warning/edit? It's on the edge, so I'd suggest phrasing it differently next time.

I wonked this girl's cat with a metal rod that stood up right. It was funny because I did this on a nice, soft, comfy bed.

I have no problem with something like this (as long as it doesn't get out of hand). However, it has nothing to do with this thread's topic.

 

Actually, I've decided that YCMembers are too weird/immature for this sort of thread. (the paradox of immature people posting mature content)

 

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